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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone Ты love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard или hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as Ты open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 минуты или so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring или your nails on the blackboard Далее time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. Далее концерт Ты go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give еще than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving еще than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants Ты to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help Ты answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when Ты say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. Ты look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and Ты never get tired of being with us.

4. I Любовь Ты and only you.-Well, Ты guys get the picture.

5. I will be with Ты forever.

6. Ты have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. Ты shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for Ты to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when Ты want to get kicked out of the DMV. By Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy Далее to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people Далее to Ты look at Ты funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down Далее to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your Избранное Показать the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big Показать number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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