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posted by phangirl2009
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Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “EMIlY!”
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have Ты ever noticed good news...
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posted by simpleplan
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1. If they want to loan Ты money, tell them Ты just filed for bankruptcy and Ты could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are Ты today?" say, "Why do Ты want to know?" Alternately, Ты can tell them, "I'm so glad Ты asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is Актёрское искусство up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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posted by Twilight_Dream
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Ты think."

7. Claim that Ты must always wear a bicycle шлем as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they...
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posted by SuperFunFan1001
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Yay haha I just got bored.... This song freaks me out for some reason

If Ты go out in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If Ты go out in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every медведь that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the день the teddy bears have their picnic.

Picnic time for teddy bears,
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily dance about.
They Любовь to play and shout.
And never have any cares.
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
Will take them...
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posted by Dippicus
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Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."

When Ты die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Isaac Asimov is the only Автор to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

The newspaper serving Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, the Главная of Rocky and Bullwinkle, is the Picayune Intellegence.

It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on вверх of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point....
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posted by flipflopkitteh
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-Cats: Will treat Ты like slaves.
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.


-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.

-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.


-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for Ты to feed them.

-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your постель, кровати and take up all the space.


-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.

-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.


-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when Ты try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will...
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posted by BellaCullen96
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All passengers should pretend to have their own brake pedal.
Always grab the dashboard или doorhandle and yell "Whoa!"
Always tell the driver to slow down или speed up.
As a passenger, feel free to take your shoes off and smell up the whole car.
Constantly remind the driver of road conditions.
Every time Ты see a car do something that ticks Ты off, ask everyone in the car with Ты if it is included it on the "How to drive like a Moron" webpage.
Every time Ты see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Grab the steering wheel if Ты feel the driver can not deal with a traffic situation....
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1. Answer by saying: "hi Buddy the elf what's your Избранное color.." trail off then count three секунды and hang up

2. Answer the phone by saying "taco" then hang up

3. When they ask if Ты want anything their selling say back "well actually I have some nice air fresheners in my bag, would Ты like the buy some" when they answer say "no! Just no!" then hang up

4. Say "your unavailable to reach me at the moment, please leave a message after the beep, also... stop calling my asshole!" then hang up

5. Pick up and say "I'm busy" then hang up

6. Pick up the phone turn on an app with gay/mean/Girly/dorky...
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