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When life gives Ты lemons, make оранжевый сок and leave the world wondering how the heck Ты did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first Ты don't succeed, destroy everything.

An яблоко a день can keep any doctor away if Ты throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 еще letters in the alphabet.

Do Ты believe in Любовь at first sight, или should I walk by again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...

(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as Ты can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should...