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WARNING: there is cussing, sudden acts of gayness, and talks of depression, if Ты don't want to hear about these..then get the fuck out.

(Pewdie's POV)

I was laughing at a bro's joke when i thought i heard cry's laugh too.

I looked around but i only saw еще bros.

After talking to some еще Фаны i started walking alone went i felt like someone was following me.

Sure enough someone in a green hoodie wrapped there arms around me.

"Bro i know karate!" I yelled laughing.

I turned around and a boy about my age was wearing a cry mask.

"Nice mask, looks like cry's" I сказал(-а) poking the mouth of the mask....
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posted by emilyroxx
Okay, so everyone probably knows that Google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching by picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a Болталка letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:

First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do Ты mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there Тигры in Africa?
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...
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posted by TruBerries
Reminder: Please don't misunderstand my tone when I write things. If I were being smart или yelling, I'd be killing the Трофеи right now(lol) but I'm just being real. That's just who I am.

All right, it seems as though every месяц there's someone posting a picture of themselves in a Вопрос asking 'am I pretty', 'rate me from 1-10', или whatever and I must admit, it's extremely annoying. Fanpop is not the place to be posting pictures of yourselves on here knowing that everyone's Профиль is vulnerable for the taking. I mean it's your decision if Ты want to do that, but I believe it's not safe...
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1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if Ты worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell Ты to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your Избранное song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow Болталка people off and tell them what to buy every минута или so. If Ты get in trouble, say Ты were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your воротник and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...
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--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never сказал(-а) Ты NEED a nose job. I just сказал(-а) it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could Ты excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have дана someone like Ты a секунда look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I дата just won't be as smart as I am.
posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, еще или less a link with the United States. If Ты look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses еще firmly. луч, рэй Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup или sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered by our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 секунды (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call Ты forth.
Hoping Ты are well,

Please sign your name below.
posted by cloudstrifefan
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's Музыка teacher once сказал(-а) of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school баскетбол team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Дисней because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a месяц and dropped out forever.
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the Далее car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The еще it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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Source: Google
posted by MineTurtle5
This is in response to the question: 'What's your religion?' and I put it into an Статья because it was too big to fit inside the answer box.

So, this is basic Христианство for @SilverFey.

There is only one God. God is a Trinity (translation: three in one, like a three-leaf clover): God the Father, God the Son (who is Jesus) and God the Holy Spirit.
God made everything and is all knowing, all powerful, eternal, love, the King of kings, holy (perfect) and immutable (doesn't change. Ever.)
Jesus is God. Иисус became a man. A human, just like us. Иисус was (and is) sinless. Иисус is the only way...
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I just wasted 26 секунды of your life that you'll never get back. UMAD?