1. Throw попкорн in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!” 2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses. 3. Clap when the good guy gets killed. 4. During the previews, yell, “Can Ты fast-forward it?” 5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!” ——————————————————————————————————- 6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. 7. Tell the man selling попкорн that the bathroom is flooding. 8. Yell out what is going to happen. 9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get попкорн yell, “I’m...
1. Walk up to 2 girls with a cup in your hand, give it to one of them and say "WHOA TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!" then look seriously at them, say "Disgusting." and briskly walk away.
2. When Ты see a group of people, follow them around and act as if Ты belong with them, when they laugh, Ты laugh, and after a while, when they're talking about something speak up and say "YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT Ты MEAN!" then, when they look at you, just nod at them and say "Afternoon." and walk away.
3. Walk into McDonalds and say at the counter "Hey, have Ты got anything...
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Вопросы aloud, Дебаты your Ответы with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that Ты can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this Вопрос on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...
Jetzt geht's los Freunde Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd
Wir singen zusammen Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt Die Fliege war nicht dumm, sie machte summ,summ,summ Und flog mit viel Gebrumm um's rote Pferd herum