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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow


Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and Показать it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and Показать it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so...

Get to know a Друзья bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Call other people "Champ" или "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the Бэтмен theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.

Claim to be AMS certified....

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When Ты break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses Ты - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want Ты to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants Ты to read it ]
When she walks away from Ты mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ Kiss her ]
When she pushes Ты или hit's Ты - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at Ты - [ Kiss her and tell her Ты Любовь her ]
When she ignore's Ты - [ Give her your...