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posted by nmdis
"Last Call"


Hello, hello I'm searchin' for a man
With Любовь filled eyes and them healing hands
Hello, hello I've been waiting for so long
Don't disconnect me cause it's my last call

For help...yeah help
For help...

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect my change,
Cause Lord I'm calling on Your name

Don't wanna leave, don't wanna say goodbye
Still fifteen минуты for my thrity-five
And where's this good in goodbye?
Cause talking to Ты is bringing me...

This life...yeah life
This life...yeah

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Grammar, perfectly understood, enables us not only to express our meaning fully and clearly, but so to express it as to enable us to defy the ingenuity of man to give to our words any other meaning than that which we ourselves intend them to express.
William Cobbett
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning.
Rosenstock Huessy
The writer who neglects punctuation, или mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely...
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posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when Ты tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. Удалить any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. Ты need to listen to us
6. if Ты going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i Любовь you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if Ты get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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posted by KateKicksAss
This is a bunch of the funnies FML's I've found on FML lately.
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"Today, I went to the Фильмы with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to Присоединиться us. We've been together for two years. FML"


"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy или a girl. FML"

"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the...
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posted by EminemAddict09
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Ты "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for Болталка times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Друзья in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...
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posted by Wanda5
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the Далее button to get your answer

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2.WHAT DO YOUR Друзья THINK OF YOU?
3.WHAT IF Ты GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM Ты AND LET Ты HAVE YOUR Космос FOR 4 DAYS?
4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?
5. WHAT WOULD Ты DO IF YOUR FRIEND BETRAYED YOU?
6.WHAT IF Ты SAW A BUNCH OF Болталка PEOPLE/THINGS?
7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?
8.WHAT DO Ты WANT TO BE WHEN Ты GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO Ты THINK WHEN Ты SEE THE PERSON Ты LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL...
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posted by shadow_luver
i made this all up

1. dress up as jason then get a chainsaw and make it look like Ты killing there son/daughter while all your doing is squerting ketchup on him/her


2. go to their house and tell the husband I Любовь Ты TO __________say his/HER NAME

3.go to their house and tell them WHO ATE ALL MY PICKLES


4.go to their house act like Ты dont know them and then yell outt OMFG IM NEIGHBORS WITH GOERGE LOPEZ


5.go to their house say Ты got a job on the news then tell them that they should be wearing something warm but acually its gonna be swimming weather


6.go to their house say that theres no more...
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posted by boomerlover
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went Главная and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad сказал(-а) it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to постель, кровати to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she украл, палантин free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...
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