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Combine Mario and Michael Jackson together, and this is what happens...XD
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1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are Ты OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's Хэллоуин go to the costume section and grab a Хэллоуин bag and go up to a Болталка person and say "Trick или treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if Ты know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher тележка, корзина and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When Ты see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
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posted by fly210
THE WEEKLY RANDOM!!!!

1/12/11
I was talking to my friend today and we were going to meet up in that game.... Wizared 101. IT WAS DOWN FOR UPGRADES!!!! I meen IT WAS A SNOW DAY!!!! that's when ALL the little kids say "OO mom! I'm going to play on wizared 101!" but NOOOOOOOO. instead the kid find out how to cuss.
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* this dunb *BLEEEEEEEEP!!*
the only thing we could do was listen to dumb songs by lady ga ga. sometimes I think that's ALL SHE CAN SAY!!! ga ga!!! what is she? A BABY!!! don't anser that. see Ты and have a pie night!


1/18/11
yesterday night I was talking to my friend...
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posted by RaydKaydiroxs
1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any еще Вопросы say " why does my Собаки breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ Любовь (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells Ты to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if Ты dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I am bisexual
2.I перфоратор, удар, пунш hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I Любовь emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If Ты want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in Любовь with Death
11.Death is in Любовь with me
12.I Любовь horror and gororr movies
13.I like Татуировки and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If Ты ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card или anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know Ты Любовь me if Ты listen to my music,even if Ты hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast
posted by laspanglish
there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious сердце all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...
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posted by patrisha727
1. If Ты are right handed, Ты will tend to chew your Еда on your right side. If Ты are left handed, Ты will tend to chew your Еда on your left side.

2. If Ты stop getting thirsty, Ты need to drink еще water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep Ты from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz Слоган is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best или nothing”.


6. The Титаник was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your дата begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat еще from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the таблица that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and стейк knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...
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posted by misscrazel
User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are Ты a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are Ты female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are Ты male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are Ты a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do Ты like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: Ты just...
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posted by Alma_
-Get to know a Друзья bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" или "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the Бэтмен theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Fuck the intro! Fuck the development discussion! Fuck all the jokes I had written for this article! Fuck all of it! Let’s talk about mother fucking Katana Zero!



Okay, so in all seriousness, before I get way too hyped, let’s actually discuss what Katana Zero is about. Ты play as a katana wielding samurai wannabe named Zero who works for a mysterious organization and does assassinations. Your goal is the ultimate destruction of a fictional drug by the name of Chronos, which is highly addictive, so addictive that anyone who uses Chronos will die from withdrawal, but it grants the user...
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