Black and White Mountain Обои

Lady sits down on a train. Man sitting Далее to her turns to her and says, “Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. That baby looks in a mirror, it’s going to shatter. Ты oughta put a bag on that baby’s head. That baby is just ugly.”

The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”

“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give Ты a nice сиденье, место, сиденья in the first-class carriage — and a banana...

(I'm not going to lie, although I did have this series planned ages ago, Fanpop user QueenOfThePika inspired me to finally start it, so kudos to you! ^___^)

(Also, WARNING: SWEARING OUT THE WAZOO! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

Alright guys, you've heard me complain about terrible things in the past. Whether it be terrible fan-fictions, god-awful fan-bases, или even some of the worst video games ever made, those at least all had one thing in common.

THEY WEREN'T OUTRAGEOUSLY POPULAR.

Seriously, this song is EVERYWHERE, and it's downright insulting! And it's not just this song either, there's TONS...

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Друзья that Ты talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as Ты walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at Ты for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with пиво and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. Переместить your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...