Kawaii Cat: Noodles

50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when Ты think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever Ты have to say during commercials.
3. If Ты don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about Ты ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like Ты to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that Ты can...

Almost all heavy ele­ments (every­thing but Hydro­gen, Helium, and a bit of Lithium) comes from stars that have gone super­nova. Ты are made of stars.

The solar sys­tem is in orbit around the cen­ter of the Milky Way.  We’re mov­ing at about 483,000 miles an hour.

There are еще mol­e­cules in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean.

There are almost еще atoms in a grain of sand, than there are grains of sand on Earth.

The word “bed” looks like a bed. Also… shark

The mir­ror image of ’3.14′ looks like the word ‘PIE‘.

Pepsi Cola was orig­i­nally...

It was REALLY hard to make this Список because there's so many that I absolutely LOVE! At the end of the Статья I give an honorable mention to the girls that didn't make it but I LOVE! Some of these girls are really underrated, I have a thing for underrated stuff. Anyway please leave a Комментарий telling me what Ты think, enjoy.

20.Tiana(The Princess and The Frog)

Another underrated heroine. I think she's еще awesome than people give...

1. Let's go somewhere where we have to get really dressed up.

2. Wow, Ты did your cuticles.

3. I'll pick Ты up early, b/c I really want to meet your parents.

4. Want to hit the outlet mall this weekend?

5. If Ты want to дата other guys too, that's cool with me.

6. Собаки are fine, but Котята are еще cuddly.

7. Hey, that рубашка looks really good with those jeans.

8. Carson Daly is sooo deep.

9. How can anyone watch boxing? It's totally violent.

10. I can't wait to see the new Freddie Prinze Jr. movie.

11. Hey, today's our "two months from the first день we сказал(-а) hi" anniversary.

12. Didn't Gwyenth's outfit...

Hide in the хобот, ствол of your neighbor's car and see where it takes you.

Tell passing cars "Hey, your wheels are rolling." (Be suprised when people stop to look.).

Yell Болталка things out of your car window at Болталка people mcdonalds drive thru line.

Our teacher fancy miss carrutherssss and wnats to дата her.

Go up to a car stopped at a stop light, and tell them "Turn right at Далее left!".

Pretent to swim down your street. if anyone looks at Ты wierdly tell them your car broke down.

Get fake blood put it on lay in the midle of a road car comes yell I like potatoes.

Go to your local department store and...

found this on the net:

9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the Далее row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...

By all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if Ты do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!


#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be Друзья but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder Ты ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...