(This is a new series where I negatively review classic stories. And yes, I do like this story and I will like all the others I will do in the future, but I just thought this was a fun idea so... There Ты go.)
So I'm pretty sure by now we all know this story. It's a timeless tale of adventure, and has a very important moral at the end. This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a волк and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)
BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing...
By request; the male version of my вверх villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also Любовь me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?
Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching! That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.
10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued by the Joker. He's like the...
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles. Actually, I wanted to get Ты something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If Ты don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life сказал(-а) Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully. An old fart is as good as a new one….