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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of Ты might have heard of the game Facade. those of Ты who have, Ты probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she сказал(-а) "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they сказал(-а) yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the вверх
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
posted by unohana
"Be a leader not a follower" a saying that can mean many things. I am one of those people who doesn't copy and do what others do. When Ты a follower Ты are trying to be like someone. If Ты are trying to be like someone than Ты are a copy. Its okey to to look up to someone and try to be like them but that person has to be a good example. If Ты follow the wrong person there might be a chance of death ahead in your life. Gangs are an example of leaders and followers. Gang Leaders get their followers to send drugs and kill rivial gangs and later those rivial gangs kill the leader and later...
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posted by prussiaducky
1. PAY ATTENTION! Even though paying attention is hard and focus is laying else where, paying attention is a huge part and connects to all fields of school. Homework, Тесты and tests, participation, and notes all depend on how much Ты pay attention. Sleep and eating breakfast usually helps your focus :)

2. BEHAVE AND PARTICIPATE! Keep your eyes glued on the concept или teacher, and don't be influenced to stray else where. Just raise your had if Ты know the answer, или ask an educated question. Other than that, BE QUIET!

3. HOMEWORK! this is the one of the fundamentals of getting an easy...
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1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I Любовь this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I Любовь the way
ed told her " i will give Ты half of my
life if Ты give me half yours". Than
winry сказал(-а) "how about i give Ты all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
It stalks the night
It stalks the day
It seeks out life
And whisks it away
It's known as death
And other things too
But it's all the same
What matters is you.
How do Ты see it?
What does it mean?
It's best if Ты know
For death is unseen.
It can take Ты at day
It can take Ты at night
Knowing death well
Can lend Ты some light
The passage to death
Is always unclear
And it's best to know
That you're very near.
For death is at hand
It is for us all
Know it's face well
So Ты don't stumble and fall
Now think hard on death
And know that it's near
And the meaning of life
Will be all to clear
And...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. или (._.) indecisive
:-) или =] или :) или =) или :] или :^) или :D или :^D Smile или happy
:-L или =L или o¬o Drool или Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( или =( или D: или D= Frown или Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP или XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD или XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S или :s или =S или =s confused
:Þ или :þ или =b или =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ или : или =/ или = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, или a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
Ты can be the арахис масло, сливочное масло to my jelly
You can be the Бабочки I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the облако when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy Ты complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the яблоко to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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1) As soon as Ты come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on Ты (For a Вопрос Ты do not know)
3)Girls или boys look at Ты and laugh but when Ты turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that Ты dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when Ты yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there
posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. Любовь yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a...
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posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish Ты were a door so I could slam Ты all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do Ты work for UPS? I thought I saw Ты checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Кости in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy Ты a drink или do Ты just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted постель, кровати Thrasher: have Ты seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make Ты the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and Ты can...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical Лошади with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an сделать ставку, ipod или something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the Еда sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the Музыка store whether Ты can get a CD that Ты know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, Ты don't forgive someone for his или her sake - Ты forgive them for your sake. (On a side note, I just read that as "sake", the drink. I think that means it's time for me to get some sushi.)

Forgiving doesn't mean forgetting, nor does it mean that you've дана the message that what someone did was okay. It just means that you've let go of the anger или guilt towards someone, или towards yourself. But that can be easier сказал(-а) than done. If forgiveness was easy, everyone would be doing it.



"When Ты hold resentment toward another, Ты are bound to that person или condition by an emotional...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two минуты later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if Ты are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when Ты get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by tokidoki123
[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
Contributed by funnytvquotes.com



[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
Contributed by funnytvquotes.com



[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the капот, худ #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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What Color Of Socks Are Ты Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
розовый = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy


What Kind Of Pants Are Ты Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict


What Is Your Natural...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did Ты get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A пингвин rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Бэтмен theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Друзья in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a видеокамера to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so Ты guy will need a babysitter!


*10 минуты later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 минуты later*
Amber:I wuv чай parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are Ты doing?
Amber:Having a чай party!
Ashley:Can I...
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posted by Juilet1234
Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect Ты from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life Ты wore heavy mittens. If Ты dial a phone, try to use a remote control, или try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much еще difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much еще difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything Ты see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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