Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that Ты think they're Tom Cruise или Мадонна (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie звезда in question).
Ask the guy Далее to Ты to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person Далее to you, "Are Ты in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, Ты have a very irate home,' she сказал(-а) governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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