Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some еще that I came up with too, hope Ты enjoy!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to Поиск the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh Ты just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You're darn right! What good is cake if Ты can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's
always the last place Ты look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would Ты keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did Ты see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6. People who ask 'Can I ask
Ты a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest freaking thing anyone ever does!! What can Ты do that's longer?
9. When Ты are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbbutt?
10. People saying "Don't worry, its just a game!" Of course it's a game, that doesn't mean I turn up to lose every week!!
I'm sure I can think of some more, but then I would end up annoying myself more!! So I hope Ты enjoyed these :)
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to Поиск the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh Ты just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You're darn right! What good is cake if Ты can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's
always the last place Ты look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would Ты keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did Ты see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6. People who ask 'Can I ask
Ты a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest freaking thing anyone ever does!! What can Ты do that's longer?
9. When Ты are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbbutt?
10. People saying "Don't worry, its just a game!" Of course it's a game, that doesn't mean I turn up to lose every week!!
I'm sure I can think of some more, but then I would end up annoying myself more!! So I hope Ты enjoyed these :)