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How can Ты get four Форс-мажоры for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do Динозавры pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do Ты call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do Ты call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do Ты make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do Ты make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do Ты prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...
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posted by Mallory101
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on или off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to Показать the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of Ты just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your портфель или purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name Теги to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours...
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These are just some, еще will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If Ты get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, Ты must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-Homophobes
-People who don't thank Ты when Ты open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people by their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if Ты aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael...
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Got inspired by 324anna's Статья :)







10. Emily Ratajkowski
I thought she looked odd when I first saw the clip of Blurred Lines. Looked again and completely changed my mind! She does have exotic features but she doesn't look strange to me anymore, just stunning.


9. Olivia Munn
She's very unique looking, she can pull off pretty much anything. I Любовь her freckles and her hazel eyes, it meshes well with her оливковый, оливковое skin and her dark hair.


8. J-Lo
It's gotta be a sin to look this good in your 40s. She's famous for her assets but damn, there's so much еще to her beauty, this woman is mad beautiful....
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