probably I wouldnt do anything crazy cause even if there was a chance to talk to him I would want him to think that I am crazy and I would try to be my real me...
I'm not sure. I guess just stare at him and then ask to take a picture with him and give him a hug and a kiss..?? Maybe have lunch или ужин with him and oogle over him throughout. Sounds weird?
First i'd be like "Are Ты lost, what are Ты doing in a midwestern Illinois town?" then I don't know how i'd react, but since i'm Team Jacob/Taylor it probably wouldn't be too over dramatic. Maybe i'd ask for his autograph или a photograph because well he's a celebrity.
I would act like he was just a normal person (which he is, just a person). I feel bad for him because he gets such crazy reactions from Фаны and he probably wants some normalcy. I would probably go and be like, "Hi, how are you?" :)
I'd Любовь to meet him someday. I'd offer to buy him ужин and see if he wanted to варенье, джем with me at an open mic night someplace. I'd Любовь to just be Друзья with him. His Пианино playing is brilliant.