(earlier)
Trevor: Is this really nesseary?
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. Ты been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds)
Voice: Ты are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs)
voice: My little пони is the greatest Показать Ты ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little пони is the greatest Показать I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Voice: Ты will recommend my little пони and family guy to everybody Ты know.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will recommend my little пони and family guy to everyone I know.
Voice: Ты will never stop talking about my little pony, или family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will never stop talking about my little pony, или family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
(present time.. Witch is directly after the mission THREE'S COMPANY).
Trevor: Michael. Look at us, eh?.. New town. New set of problems. But the idiots. They stay the same.
Michael: Don't worry. Things will slow down soon.
Trevor: Ты know what's NOT slowing down? My little pony. Greatest Показать I seen sense family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: (annoyed) God, Ты never shut up about those fuckin shows!!
Audience: (laughs harder)
Trevor: (gets in helicopture).
Michael: I'll see Ты later.
Trevor: Ohh, Ты better believe it buddy.. (flies off).
NEW theme song plays: (Andrew WK: We want fun).
(the Далее evening)
Denise: Nope! Don't Ты step foot in this yard!
Franklyn: Why, it's half my house.
Denise: I'm gonna call the police!
Franklyn: For what!? I didn't do anything except just stand here.
Audience: (laughs)
Lamar: (comes out of the with chop and the audience makes a small cheer for him) Don't pretend Ты don't know how it is homey-o!
Franklyn: How the fuck did Ты even get in there!? The doors were locked!
Lamar: Yeag. But yer windows weren't.
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (comes into view, wearing a t рубашка with the ANDREW W.K logo., and it's implied he wears it 'a lot' because it has a lot of stains on it). Hello missy.. Franklyn. Ты never told me that Ты got a sister.
Denise: (bluhing) I'm Denise. Franklyn's house mate.
Franklyn: And aunt. My mother's old dried u-
Denise: (angry) SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Trevor: Yeah. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (flips Trevor the middle finger).
(after Denise goes inside when Trevor suddenly insulted her).
Lamar: (about Trevor) Yo! F! What's with the dope looking white boy over here!?
Trevor: (confused) What?
Lamar: (uses over the вверх amount of gangster slangs)
Trevor: (still confused) What are Ты even saying!?
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: Man? What the fuck are Ты doing here Trevor!?
Trevor: I'm new in town. I'm making friends.. Know lets party.
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: Perfect! It's a gang bang.. I even brought my own weapon (takes out his AK47, witch he gave several upgrades to.. Including a scoop, a handle, and оранжевый camo tape).
Franklyn: I already told Ты I'm tire-
Trevor: (begins playing party party party by Andrew W.K. At high volume from inside Lamar's van).
Audience: (laughs and claps)
Trevor: (shaking his gun to the beat of the song) Let's go fuck some people up!!
(reluctantly, Franklyn and Lamar went with him to the place).
Franklyn: So we good right? Then let's go?
Trevor: I won't a taste.
Franklyn: No, we're going!
Trevor: I want of the other side.
Dealer: No at ma-
Trevor: (sudden anger) Oh yeah, well, FUCK YOU!! I didn't want it anyway.. (flips his middle finger at the dealers face).. I'll rather stay at home, then be with your motherfuckin fagot for the rest of the day.. Good день bitch.. (storms out, still pointing middle finger).
Audience: (laughs).
(awkward silence).
Trevor: (calmly returns soon after) Dude, I totally didn't mean that.
Audience: (laughs a little)
Trevor: I'm sorry we had that fight jut then. Ты know, I mean. Ты сказал(-а) some things. I сказал(-а) something's.. But let's just put it behind us, and try to be Друзья again.
Dealer: ... I'm still not giving Ты it.
Trevor: (angrily flips him off again) WELL FUCK Ты ASSHOLE! (tries grabbing it, revealing it to only be drywall with a key inside).
Trevor: Yo! That's a "close call with brick wall"!
Audience: (laughs)
Dealer: Isn't that an album for Andrew W.K.
Trevor: Sure is.. I like to "party hard" bitch!
Dealer: Wha-
Trevor: I "get wet" and like to "party hard"!.. "we want fun" asshole!
Dealer: Are Ты just naming songs!?
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: GET READY TO DIE!!
Dealer: Yo! We got some motherfuckin buyers remorse over here!! (slams door closed)
Trevor: YO, Ты CAN'T FUCKIN HUSTLE A HUSTLER!!
Trevor, Franklyn and Lamar took cover and they began getting violently shot at, witch oddly made Trevor become sexually aroused.
Lamar: (laughs) Yo, is that a банан in your pocket или a-
Franklin: (annoyed) Shut up Lamar
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (takes out his scooped AK47) LET'S DO THS!! (begins running and shooting).
(the louder lyrics of FEAR OF THE DARK - IRON MADIAN begins playing as the suitable background song)
Trevor: (speaking in loud hyperactive, fast voice) Oh man! I-feel-like-my-heart-is-gonna-explode-and-crap-my-pants-THIS-IS-SO-AWESOME!!
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: REALLY-DON'T-WANNA-GET-CLIPPED-ON-MY-FIRST-WHOOO-WA!!
Audience: (laughs)
(ONE LONG BATTLE LATER)
Trevor: Yo! Just surrender your jetskis, and I won't hurt you!
MC Clip: Alright. Take the jets-
Trevor: (shoots MC clip in the leg)
Audience: (laughs)
MC Clip: Ты сказал(-а) Ты WEREN'T GONNA HURT ME!?
Trevor: Well Ты shouldn't of trusted me! I'm on drugs!
Audience: (laughs)
(on the jetskis)
Lamar: We should get comfortable.. Since nobody is trying to shoot the engines, или kill us.
Police helicopture: SHOOT THE ENGINES! KILL THEM (minigun fire).
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (angrily) DAMN IT LAMAR! STOP JINXING SHIT!
Audience: (laughs harder)
END OF EPISODE
Trevor: Is this really nesseary?
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. Ты been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds)
Voice: Ты are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs)
voice: My little пони is the greatest Показать Ты ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little пони is the greatest Показать I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Voice: Ты will recommend my little пони and family guy to everybody Ты know.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will recommend my little пони and family guy to everyone I know.
Voice: Ты will never stop talking about my little pony, или family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will never stop talking about my little pony, или family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
(present time.. Witch is directly after the mission THREE'S COMPANY).
Trevor: Michael. Look at us, eh?.. New town. New set of problems. But the idiots. They stay the same.
Michael: Don't worry. Things will slow down soon.
Trevor: Ты know what's NOT slowing down? My little pony. Greatest Показать I seen sense family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: (annoyed) God, Ты never shut up about those fuckin shows!!
Audience: (laughs harder)
Trevor: (gets in helicopture).
Michael: I'll see Ты later.
Trevor: Ohh, Ты better believe it buddy.. (flies off).
NEW theme song plays: (Andrew WK: We want fun).
(the Далее evening)
Denise: Nope! Don't Ты step foot in this yard!
Franklyn: Why, it's half my house.
Denise: I'm gonna call the police!
Franklyn: For what!? I didn't do anything except just stand here.
Audience: (laughs)
Lamar: (comes out of the with chop and the audience makes a small cheer for him) Don't pretend Ты don't know how it is homey-o!
Franklyn: How the fuck did Ты even get in there!? The doors were locked!
Lamar: Yeag. But yer windows weren't.
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (comes into view, wearing a t рубашка with the ANDREW W.K logo., and it's implied he wears it 'a lot' because it has a lot of stains on it). Hello missy.. Franklyn. Ты never told me that Ты got a sister.
Denise: (bluhing) I'm Denise. Franklyn's house mate.
Franklyn: And aunt. My mother's old dried u-
Denise: (angry) SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Trevor: Yeah. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (flips Trevor the middle finger).
(after Denise goes inside when Trevor suddenly insulted her).
Lamar: (about Trevor) Yo! F! What's with the dope looking white boy over here!?
Trevor: (confused) What?
Lamar: (uses over the вверх amount of gangster slangs)
Trevor: (still confused) What are Ты even saying!?
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: Man? What the fuck are Ты doing here Trevor!?
Trevor: I'm new in town. I'm making friends.. Know lets party.
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: Perfect! It's a gang bang.. I even brought my own weapon (takes out his AK47, witch he gave several upgrades to.. Including a scoop, a handle, and оранжевый camo tape).
Franklyn: I already told Ты I'm tire-
Trevor: (begins playing party party party by Andrew W.K. At high volume from inside Lamar's van).
Audience: (laughs and claps)
Trevor: (shaking his gun to the beat of the song) Let's go fuck some people up!!
(reluctantly, Franklyn and Lamar went with him to the place).
Franklyn: So we good right? Then let's go?
Trevor: I won't a taste.
Franklyn: No, we're going!
Trevor: I want of the other side.
Dealer: No at ma-
Trevor: (sudden anger) Oh yeah, well, FUCK YOU!! I didn't want it anyway.. (flips his middle finger at the dealers face).. I'll rather stay at home, then be with your motherfuckin fagot for the rest of the day.. Good день bitch.. (storms out, still pointing middle finger).
Audience: (laughs).
(awkward silence).
Trevor: (calmly returns soon after) Dude, I totally didn't mean that.
Audience: (laughs a little)
Trevor: I'm sorry we had that fight jut then. Ты know, I mean. Ты сказал(-а) some things. I сказал(-а) something's.. But let's just put it behind us, and try to be Друзья again.
Dealer: ... I'm still not giving Ты it.
Trevor: (angrily flips him off again) WELL FUCK Ты ASSHOLE! (tries grabbing it, revealing it to only be drywall with a key inside).
Trevor: Yo! That's a "close call with brick wall"!
Audience: (laughs)
Dealer: Isn't that an album for Andrew W.K.
Trevor: Sure is.. I like to "party hard" bitch!
Dealer: Wha-
Trevor: I "get wet" and like to "party hard"!.. "we want fun" asshole!
Dealer: Are Ты just naming songs!?
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: GET READY TO DIE!!
Dealer: Yo! We got some motherfuckin buyers remorse over here!! (slams door closed)
Trevor: YO, Ты CAN'T FUCKIN HUSTLE A HUSTLER!!
Trevor, Franklyn and Lamar took cover and they began getting violently shot at, witch oddly made Trevor become sexually aroused.
Lamar: (laughs) Yo, is that a банан in your pocket или a-
Franklin: (annoyed) Shut up Lamar
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (takes out his scooped AK47) LET'S DO THS!! (begins running and shooting).
(the louder lyrics of FEAR OF THE DARK - IRON MADIAN begins playing as the suitable background song)
Trevor: (speaking in loud hyperactive, fast voice) Oh man! I-feel-like-my-heart-is-gonna-explode-and-crap-my-pants-THIS-IS-SO-AWESOME!!
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: REALLY-DON'T-WANNA-GET-CLIPPED-ON-MY-FIRST-WHOOO-WA!!
Audience: (laughs)
(ONE LONG BATTLE LATER)
Trevor: Yo! Just surrender your jetskis, and I won't hurt you!
MC Clip: Alright. Take the jets-
Trevor: (shoots MC clip in the leg)
Audience: (laughs)
MC Clip: Ты сказал(-а) Ты WEREN'T GONNA HURT ME!?
Trevor: Well Ты shouldn't of trusted me! I'm on drugs!
Audience: (laughs)
(on the jetskis)
Lamar: We should get comfortable.. Since nobody is trying to shoot the engines, или kill us.
Police helicopture: SHOOT THE ENGINES! KILL THEM (minigun fire).
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (angrily) DAMN IT LAMAR! STOP JINXING SHIT!
Audience: (laughs harder)
END OF EPISODE