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link1. Make him take a shower.
2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.
3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.
4. Apparate Далее to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.
5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.
6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.
7. Tell him Ты украл, палантин his teddy bear.
8. Tell him Ты won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.
9. When he washes his hair, tell him Ты were just kidding and сказал(-а) teddy медведь has already...
