1. Call him Snap.
2. Post Lily and James pictures, videos, picks, links, etc...
3. Remind him it was always going to be James
4. Ship Snape and James
5. Ship Snape and Wormtail
6. Ship Snape and Voldemort
7. Ship him with male characters
8. Poke him and say "bother" for a really long time.
9. Call him Snivellus.
10. Ask him how his latest plot to get the Defense Against the...
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