Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1. How do Ты feel about Snape?
2. How do Ты feel about parodies including Snape?
3. How about when they call him “Snake?”
4. What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5. Did Ты choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6. Is this letter annoying Ты already?
7. Does Snape’s hair remind Ты of a hard core rocker?
8. Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...
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