Duke: Ты know, it's crazy how wrong Ты can be about a person. Just crazy. Ты think that they are one thing and then they turn out to be the exact opposite. Ты know what? Save it. We were supposed to be friends.
Viola: We are friends.
Duke: Ты don't even know the meaning of the word.
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Viola (as Sebastian): I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!
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Sebastian: Folks, I'm a boy. I promise.
Malcolm: Prove it.
Sebastian: Okay.
(pulls down his Футбол shorts, everyone sees his privates)
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Viola (as Sebastian): Quit blushing... that's lame.
Duke: Shut up, I'm not blushing!
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Justin: Could Ты be a girl for just five seconds?
Viola: Ok...(counting to five on her fingers) First of all it's not a stupid Футбол issue and... you're a jerk. Oh look at that, (looks at open hand) time's up. (slaps him in the face)
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Daphne: Nonsense! Ты don't need a man to wear a beautiful dress!
Paul: But it sure does help.
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Monique: Hello, Viola.
Viola: Oh, boy. This isn't good.
Monique: And hello to Ты little... homewrecker.
Olivia: Uh, who are you?
Monique: I am Sebastian's girlfriend.
Viola: Ex-Girl-Friend.
Monique: Okay. Everyone's gotta stop saying that.
Olivia: Oh. You're the girl he dumped in the пицца parlor the other day.
Monique: He did not dump me. We're just going through a rough patch.
Olivia: Really? 'Cause I heard he dumped you. He dumped Ты good. It was like a big, huge dumping.
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Viola: [as Sebastian] Hi, Eunice. Sorry for running out on our date.
Eunice: It's okay. My intensity scares some people.
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Duke: What're Ты gonna do, drown me in your tears?
Justin: I did not cry during that game. I had something in my eye.
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Duke: Hey... hey, why do Ты have tampons in your boot?
Viola: Uhh... I get really bad nosebleeds.
Andrew: So Ты stick them up your nose?
Viola: Yeah. What? You... you've never done that? Oh my god, Beckham does it all the time.
Duke: Seriously?
Viola: Yes. Look. Got to Показать Ты how to do it. Ты take that off, and whatever that is, and Ты stick it right in. It absorbs right up.
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Roger (after Viola lifts her shirt): Is it me или does this Футбол game have еще nudity than most?
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Viola: What does your сердце tell you?
Duke: What?
Viola: I mean... which one would Ты rather see NAKED?
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Malcolm: I am convinced he's hiding something.
Principal Gold: Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little Остаться в живых and confused, but deep down he's an all-american, red-blooded male, just like yourself.
Viola: [walking by, dressed as Sebastian, while on the phone] Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to runaway.
Principal Gold: Malcolm, have Ты ever tried to run away in high heels?
Malcolm: No, sir, I...
Principal Gold: Not that easy. Not that easy...
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Olivia: We could double. I'm sure Eunice is available.
Eunice: I am so there, it's insane.
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Viola: What are Ты talking about? Why are Ты lying?
Justin: Viola! End of discussion.
Viola: Fine. End of relationship.
Justin: Baby, don't be like that. I just don't want to see Ты get hurt.
Viola: Aww. Ты are so full of...
Coach Pistonek: Back to practice.
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Viola (as Sebastian): So what about the thing we talked about it... that you're gonna do later?
Duke: What thing? I'm- I'm thingless.
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Viola: I just can't do this.
Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong, but Ты know what I mean.
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Olivia: You're right.
Viola: I know.
Olivia: The Далее time I see Sebastian, I am gonna march right up to him...
Viola: Ты march.
Olivia: ...I'm gonna tell him how I feel...
Viola: Ты tell him.
Olivia: ...and then I'm going to Kiss him so passionately...
Viola: What?
Olivia: ...that even the people he hates will feel pleasure.
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Duke: Um, uh, ok, so, should I ask her out?
Viola: No. Ты don't want to freak her out; you've got to have a casual conversation first, hello?
Viola: Why do I get the feeling Ты don't do this very often?
Duke: Man, I just, I'm not really good at talking to girls.
Viola: Why? You're hot!
Duke: What?
Viola: Ya know, you're an appealing guy- man- guy- guy man.
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(Viola gets hit in the crotch with a Футбол ball)
Boys: OOOOHHHH...OWWWW.
Viola (as Sebastian): Huh? Oh. Right. OWW! OH, FOR THE Любовь OF GOD! IT BURNS!
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Justin: That's right. Didn't score on me last half won't score on this half. I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.
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Toby: How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw Ты guys. I hate high school.
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Viola (as Sebastian): So, uh, Ты play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?
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Toby: She's got a little somethin' somethin'.
Andrew: Yeah... asthma and headgear.
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Viola (as Sebastian, talking about herself): No man... if Ты wanna Kiss her... Ты go right ahead and Ты Kiss her! I mean, knock yourself out! Ты just take her... then Kiss her. Then Kiss the crap out of her!
Duke: Okay!
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Viola: We are friends.
Duke: Ты don't even know the meaning of the word.
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Viola (as Sebastian): I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!
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Sebastian: Folks, I'm a boy. I promise.
Malcolm: Prove it.
Sebastian: Okay.
(pulls down his Футбол shorts, everyone sees his privates)
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Viola (as Sebastian): Quit blushing... that's lame.
Duke: Shut up, I'm not blushing!
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Justin: Could Ты be a girl for just five seconds?
Viola: Ok...(counting to five on her fingers) First of all it's not a stupid Футбол issue and... you're a jerk. Oh look at that, (looks at open hand) time's up. (slaps him in the face)
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Daphne: Nonsense! Ты don't need a man to wear a beautiful dress!
Paul: But it sure does help.
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Monique: Hello, Viola.
Viola: Oh, boy. This isn't good.
Monique: And hello to Ты little... homewrecker.
Olivia: Uh, who are you?
Monique: I am Sebastian's girlfriend.
Viola: Ex-Girl-Friend.
Monique: Okay. Everyone's gotta stop saying that.
Olivia: Oh. You're the girl he dumped in the пицца parlor the other day.
Monique: He did not dump me. We're just going through a rough patch.
Olivia: Really? 'Cause I heard he dumped you. He dumped Ты good. It was like a big, huge dumping.
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Viola: [as Sebastian] Hi, Eunice. Sorry for running out on our date.
Eunice: It's okay. My intensity scares some people.
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Duke: What're Ты gonna do, drown me in your tears?
Justin: I did not cry during that game. I had something in my eye.
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Duke: Hey... hey, why do Ты have tampons in your boot?
Viola: Uhh... I get really bad nosebleeds.
Andrew: So Ты stick them up your nose?
Viola: Yeah. What? You... you've never done that? Oh my god, Beckham does it all the time.
Duke: Seriously?
Viola: Yes. Look. Got to Показать Ты how to do it. Ты take that off, and whatever that is, and Ты stick it right in. It absorbs right up.
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Roger (after Viola lifts her shirt): Is it me или does this Футбол game have еще nudity than most?
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Viola: What does your сердце tell you?
Duke: What?
Viola: I mean... which one would Ты rather see NAKED?
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Malcolm: I am convinced he's hiding something.
Principal Gold: Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little Остаться в живых and confused, but deep down he's an all-american, red-blooded male, just like yourself.
Viola: [walking by, dressed as Sebastian, while on the phone] Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to runaway.
Principal Gold: Malcolm, have Ты ever tried to run away in high heels?
Malcolm: No, sir, I...
Principal Gold: Not that easy. Not that easy...
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Olivia: We could double. I'm sure Eunice is available.
Eunice: I am so there, it's insane.
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Viola: What are Ты talking about? Why are Ты lying?
Justin: Viola! End of discussion.
Viola: Fine. End of relationship.
Justin: Baby, don't be like that. I just don't want to see Ты get hurt.
Viola: Aww. Ты are so full of...
Coach Pistonek: Back to practice.
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Viola (as Sebastian): So what about the thing we talked about it... that you're gonna do later?
Duke: What thing? I'm- I'm thingless.
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Viola: I just can't do this.
Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong, but Ты know what I mean.
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Olivia: You're right.
Viola: I know.
Olivia: The Далее time I see Sebastian, I am gonna march right up to him...
Viola: Ты march.
Olivia: ...I'm gonna tell him how I feel...
Viola: Ты tell him.
Olivia: ...and then I'm going to Kiss him so passionately...
Viola: What?
Olivia: ...that even the people he hates will feel pleasure.
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Duke: Um, uh, ok, so, should I ask her out?
Viola: No. Ты don't want to freak her out; you've got to have a casual conversation first, hello?
Viola: Why do I get the feeling Ты don't do this very often?
Duke: Man, I just, I'm not really good at talking to girls.
Viola: Why? You're hot!
Duke: What?
Viola: Ya know, you're an appealing guy- man- guy- guy man.
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(Viola gets hit in the crotch with a Футбол ball)
Boys: OOOOHHHH...OWWWW.
Viola (as Sebastian): Huh? Oh. Right. OWW! OH, FOR THE Любовь OF GOD! IT BURNS!
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Justin: That's right. Didn't score on me last half won't score on this half. I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.
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Toby: How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw Ты guys. I hate high school.
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Viola (as Sebastian): So, uh, Ты play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?
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Toby: She's got a little somethin' somethin'.
Andrew: Yeah... asthma and headgear.
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Viola (as Sebastian, talking about herself): No man... if Ты wanna Kiss her... Ты go right ahead and Ты Kiss her! I mean, knock yourself out! Ты just take her... then Kiss her. Then Kiss the crap out of her!
Duke: Okay!
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