The Далее morning was dark and rainy.
I got up out my постель, кровати and stretched. I got a big smile on my face and put a crown on my head that read "birthday boy."
I was expecting tons of visitors, but only one came. I heard knocking on my door. I opened it up to see who it was.
With a sad face, I walked up to the door and opened it. It was that one Chris the Mechahog guy. He was holding a present and he was smiling. I sighed.
"Hi!" He shouted. He handed me a present and brought in a cake. "How's your birthday been?" He asked.
"Crappy," I said. "I was expecting a lot of people and еще presents."
Chris's expression slightly darkened.
"Well, open it up!" He said.
I ripped open the wrapping paper. It was an iPhone. Under that was something that resembled a PokeDex.
"Thanks!" I shouted. "Is this a PokeDex?" I asked.
"Um, well, sort of. I hacked it to recognize people that Ты know instead of PokeMon. Ты will need it if Ты ever come across that one honey барсук guy again!" He said. He grunted and closed his eyes and put his head on his forehead. He oopened the door and ran out. "Sorry!" He shouted.
"But wait!" I shouted. I shighed and walked over to the table. I cut the cake and put a slice on a plate. I pulled out a fork and sighed again. I rested my head on my head on my hand that wasn't holding the fork and started eating.
A few hours later, I heard thunder outside. The sky was turning black, along with everything else. I jumped out the door. "Not again...." I pulled out my PokeDex thingy. and started running.
A pentagram was spreading across the sky, just like it had before, strange things were growing everywhere, just like before, and people were running, just like before. I jumped up and started flying into the thunder.
My Dex thing started beeping.
I pulled it out.
It сказал(-а) "Madjin the Dark/Honey Badger".
I flew up farther and saw Chris the Mechahog fighting Madjin in a different form. I smirked and chuckled.
I put on a fake mustache and a deliverey man costume and flew up to Madjin.
"Sir, I have your order of "The Satanic Bible".
He pulled the box out of my hands and opened it. Suddenly, a нож sprung out of the box and hit him in the chest and stuck there. He fell to to the ground. He fell with such force that the нож stuck to the ground while it was in Madjin's chest. A pile of blood started pouring from it.
Chris and I both flew down to the ground. We gave each other a high five.
Everything went light again, very quickly.
"HELL YES."