Previously, in Sonic In St. Louis
Robotnik: We were so close to taking St. Louis!
Snively: What shall we do now sir?
Robotnik: Get Decoe & Bocoe over here. I have a plan to go to Germany. They have really good mechanics, which I could use for my machines.
The following takes place between....
Why the hell am I saying that? This is not 24
Tails: *goes to Sonic* I just got some important news Ты might wanna hear.
Sonic: Go for it.
Tails: Robotnik is planning on going to Germany to get new mechanics.
Sean: *arrives* This can't be good.
Knuckles: What should we do?
Tails: Stop him obviously.
Sonic: Right. Ты guys ready?
Tails: Yup.
Sean: Ты know I am
Knuckles: Count me in!
Rouge: Right behind ya.
Espio: Same here.
Sonic: Then let's kick some robo-butt!
Meanwhile in Dr. Robotnik's base.
Decoe: The teleporting time machine is set sir.
Robotnik: Excellent. Let's go to Germany.
Bocoe: *sets destination*
Robotnik: Is the chaos изумруд set?
Snively: Yes sir.
Robotnik: Shadow, Ты know what to do.
Shadow: Chaos... Control!
After that, Robotnik was in Germany.
Shadow: Here we are.
Robotnik: Great. *notices cars* There's a lot of antiques here for 2013.
Decoe: или perhaps we ended in the past.
Bocoe: *checks year* You're right. We're in Germany, but during the год 1939.
Robotnik: Hmm. Do Ты know what this means?
Decoe & Bocoe: No
Snively: No sir.
Shadow: Yes. We're in the start of world war 2. Not only are we going to find mechanics, but we'll be able to find men that can fight without surrendering.
Robotnik: And what are these men called.
Shadow: Nazis Dr.
Robotnik: Alright! Let's go get some Nazis!
12 Nazi soldiers ran towards Robotnik.
Nazi: Who are you, and what are Ты doing here?
Robotnik: We are from the future. See our time machine?
Nazi: *looks at time machine* They're from 2013.
Nazi 2: And from a world called Mobius.
Robotnik: Yes. Gather your entire army, and get them here. I am your new leader now.
Nazi: And why should we do that?
Robotnik: Because if Ты don't..
Shadow: *lifts building*
Robotnik: Ты will be crushed. If Ты make any attempt to shoot me, Ты will die. So, what's it going to be?
Nazi: Ach, fine. We'll work for you.
Robotnik: Wunderbar.
Meanwhile near Robotnik's base
Sonic: I can't see anyone.
Sean: Neither can I. Do Ты suppose we're too late?
Sonic: I hope not. Tails, how do we get in?
Tails: The front door
Sonic: Oh yeah, because it's unlocked.
Tails: -n-
Sean: Let's go *runs to door*
Others: *follow*
Sean: *pulls out .44 magnum* Rouge, take point.
Rouge: *opens door* All clear
Sean: *enters* Hmm. No one is here.
Espio: That's what they want us to think.
Knuckles: Doesn't this guy normally have turrets to kill any intruders?
Sean: He does, but they aren't working.
Knuckles: How can Ты tell?
Sean: If they were working, a red light would be on near the barrel of the turret. Let's go upstairs
Once we got upstairs, a bright light flashed, and Robotnik returned, with a bunch of Nazis, and outside of the base were a huge amount of tanks, planes, trucks, cars, and motorcycles.
Robotnik: Nazis! Your first assignment is to kill that hedgehog, and his friends!
Sonic: *gulp*
We were surrounded by Nazi soldiers, but that wasn't going to stop us.
Robotnik: Just surrender now, and things will go smoothly.
Sean: Yeah, no way.
Sonic: Let's do it to it
Sean: *kills Nazi*
Dead Nazi: *kills three Nazis*
Robotnik: Ты can't stop me, I have a turret! *runs to turret* Ahahahahha!
Sean: *shoots at Robotnik*
Robotnik: *dodges bullets*
Sonic: Go after him, we'll handle these guys. *kicks Nazi*
Sean: *runs after Robotnik*
Tails: *electrocutes Nazi*
Knuckles: *kills Nazi*
Rouge: *giving a Nazi a blowjob*
Nazi: Uhm??
Rouge: *stops* Oh, right *kills Nazi*
While this was happening, Shadow was chasing me, while I was chasing Robotnik
Shadow: *grabs desert eagle*
Sean: *reloading .44*
Robotnik: Shoot him already!
Shadow: *shoots gun*
Sean: *jumps over bullet*
Robotnik: *Gets shot* AGh!
Sean: *lands on Robotnik*
Robotnik: *falls on floor*
Shadow: *shoots gun*
Sean: *dodges bullets* ENOUGH!
Shadow: *stops*
Sean: *Grabs Robotnik* огонь one еще bullet. I dare ya.
Robotnik: Don't do it! It's a trap!
Shadow: How do Ты know? You're being held hostage!
Robotnik: *looks at audience* -n-
Sean: Ты gonna drop your weapon?
Shadow: Maybe.
Sean: Do it, или Robotnik is dead! *puts gun to head*
Robotnik: Иисус christ! Just do it!!
Shadow: *shoots Sean's foot*
Sean: AH! *falls on floor*
Shadow: Let's get out of here! *runs to exit*
Robotnik: *follows*
Sean: Ugh *tries to stand up*
Still, could be worse
Robotnik: *shooting turret*
Sonic: *takes cover* Where's Sean?
Tails: I don't know.
Sonic: I gotta find him! *runs past*
Robotnik: Damnt! Too fast
Sonic ran to find his cousin
Sean: *laying on ground*
Sonic: *Sees Sean* Are Ты alright?
Sean: *wakes up* Sure. I got in a fight with Shadow, and lost.
Sonic: So you're not alright.
Sean: Whatever Ты say. How are we going to defeat Robotnik, and his new army?
Sonic: Together. *runs to others*
Sean: *follows*
Robotnik: *shooting machine gun at others*
Others: *hiding*
Sonic: *kicks Robotnik*
Espio: *sees Sonic* Good job getting here.
Rouge: Now how do we stop these guys?
Sean: I've got an idea. See that time machine?
Sonic: What are we going to do?
Sean: Place a bomb on there.
Tails: Ты don't have to ask me twice *grabs bomb*
Knuckles: That guy always has a weapon for everything. Doesn't he?
Sean: Yes he does.
Tails: *places bomb on time machine* Got it. Let's get out of here.
We were making a run for it
Nazis: *Blocking path*
Sean: *shoots Nazis* Keep moving!
Knuckles: *Breaks hole in wall* Let's get out this way! *runs*
Others: *follow Knuckles*
Sonic: Ok, now we wait for an explosion.
Nothing happened.
Sean: Tails? Was that bomb Ты had a dud?
Tails: No it's not. Someone must have defused it.
Robotnik: And that someone is me.
Sonic: *sighs* Great. *fights Robotnik*
Decoe & Bocoe: *scared*
Sean: Эй, Ты two.
Decoe & Bocoe: AHH! *Run off*
Nazis: *shooting at Sonic*
Sonic: *jumping over bullets*
Robotnik: *tries to перфоратор, удар, пунш Sonic*
Sean: *shoots Nazis*
Nazi 1: Halt! Two of us must shoot the grey hedgehog.
Sean: *kills Nazi*
Sonic: *kicking Robotnik*
Robotnik: *Grabs Sonic's leg*
Sonic: Ooh, not good.
Robotnik: True
Sonic: For Ты *spin dash's toward building*
Robotnik: *lets go, and hits his head on the building, knocking himself out*
Though he was uncounscious, everyone thought he was dead.
Nazis: Our leader is dead. *walk toward time machine*
Sean: What? You're not going to try, and avenge him?
Nazis: Nein, we're heading back to 1939, and winning Европа for der fuehrer.
Tails: Bye.
Nazis: Yeah *open door to time machine*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred
Tails: Hm. I guess it wasn't defused after all.
The End
Sonic:Hey Chip listen,Sally's not going to make it Главная tonight for ужин so I'm ordering pizza.
Chip:From where?
Sonic:Sal's.
Chip:Sal's?Have Ты Остаться в живых your mind?
Sonic:Ok,not Sal's then where?
Chip:The neighborhood joint called Doemenoes.
Sonic:Dominoes?
Chip:Yeah that's it.
Sonic:Alright,what's the number?
Chip:It's 17181168011.
Sonic:Look I have way too many number's,Ok?
Chip:I gave Ты the area code!
Sonic:We're in the area code,I don't need to dial it!
Chip:Ok,ready?
Sonic:I'm ready.
Chip:1168-
Sonic:You know what?I have a little phone number rythm,you know the little bu bu bu bu bu bu.Got it?
Chip:I got it.
Sonic:Ok.
Chip:1.
(Sonic dials the one)
Sonic:Yeah.
Chip:6.
(Sonic dials the six)
Sonic:Yeah.
Chip:teen.
Sonic:I ALREADY DIALED THE 6 I CAN'T GO BACK IN TIME AND SLIP A 1 IN!!
Chip:WELL WHO'S FAULT IS THAT?!?!?
Sonic:I'll just make a sandwhich.Why won't Ты order from McDoenalds!
The End
Sonic as Doug
Chip as Arthur
Chip:From where?
Sonic:Sal's.
Chip:Sal's?Have Ты Остаться в живых your mind?
Sonic:Ok,not Sal's then where?
Chip:The neighborhood joint called Doemenoes.
Sonic:Dominoes?
Chip:Yeah that's it.
Sonic:Alright,what's the number?
Chip:It's 17181168011.
Sonic:Look I have way too many number's,Ok?
Chip:I gave Ты the area code!
Sonic:We're in the area code,I don't need to dial it!
Chip:Ok,ready?
Sonic:I'm ready.
Chip:1168-
Sonic:You know what?I have a little phone number rythm,you know the little bu bu bu bu bu bu.Got it?
Chip:I got it.
Sonic:Ok.
Chip:1.
(Sonic dials the one)
Sonic:Yeah.
Chip:6.
(Sonic dials the six)
Sonic:Yeah.
Chip:teen.
Sonic:I ALREADY DIALED THE 6 I CAN'T GO BACK IN TIME AND SLIP A 1 IN!!
Chip:WELL WHO'S FAULT IS THAT?!?!?
Sonic:I'll just make a sandwhich.Why won't Ты order from McDoenalds!
The End
Sonic as Doug
Chip as Arthur
Place Cafe Chotix
дата May 20 2011
Characters for part one Sonic Shaodow Silve Amy Espio
Shadow sonic where's your mind at
Sonic what?
door opens
Espio what a weird customer
Shadow who is this guy (sonic fall over) DAMN IT he's out cold are Ты okay?
Espio (walks up too the customer)
cystomer (GRABS ESPIO STARTS BITEING HIM )
Espio WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
Shadow silver make a barricade with those tables
Silver okay
Shadow amy make your self usefull and find some supplies
Amy okay
Silver ok i made the baricade
Shadow good that will buy us some time (picks up sonic)
Amy i found three Оружие two handguns and one shotgun
Shadow ill take the shotgun
Amy also i might have found an exit but its locked
Shadow (looks at espio) i bet he's got a key (get near espio)
Espio (grabs shadows arm and trys to bite it)
Shadow (kicks espio grabs the shotgun and shoots espio) all right i got the key lets go (grabs sonic)
Silver and Amy OKAY
END OF PART ONE
дата May 20 2011
Characters for part one Sonic Shaodow Silve Amy Espio
Shadow sonic where's your mind at
Sonic what?
door opens
Espio what a weird customer
Shadow who is this guy (sonic fall over) DAMN IT he's out cold are Ты okay?
Espio (walks up too the customer)
cystomer (GRABS ESPIO STARTS BITEING HIM )
Espio WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
Shadow silver make a barricade with those tables
Silver okay
Shadow amy make your self usefull and find some supplies
Amy okay
Silver ok i made the baricade
Shadow good that will buy us some time (picks up sonic)
Amy i found three Оружие two handguns and one shotgun
Shadow ill take the shotgun
Amy also i might have found an exit but its locked
Shadow (looks at espio) i bet he's got a key (get near espio)
Espio (grabs shadows arm and trys to bite it)
Shadow (kicks espio grabs the shotgun and shoots espio) all right i got the key lets go (grabs sonic)
Silver and Amy OKAY
END OF PART ONE