Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Sonic The Hedgehog Фан Fiction
Life In The Fast Lane 2
Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical!
Eggman: *Aiming a Kar98k at Sonic with a scope* Yes, Tails has arrived with Sean and Knuckles.
Decoe: Would Ты like some Dr. Pepper, Doctor?
Bocoe: или how about some Pepsi Cola?
Eggman: *Loses his temper, then turns around to face his robots. He begins to sing angrily towards them* Эй, Ты shut the fuck up for just one second! I gotta kill Sonic and his buddy Tails. It would be nice if I could kill his cousin too. There's only one thing keeping me from doing that.
Others: *Surrounding Eggman, and his robots* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical!
Now we go towards Rouge, masturbating in her car because it won't start.
Rouge: *Turns the key, and continues to masturbate* Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!~yes...Well, I'll get y'all to start later. *Pats the dashboard twice* I got some flirtin' to do. *Steps out of her car, and farts as she runs down the road*
Sonic was still dancing when Vector arrived in his Mustang, followed by Espio in his '55 Chevy, and Charmy in his Jeep Wrangler.
Vector: *Looks at Espio, and Charmy* What is the meaning of this?
Charmy: *Shrugs*
Espio: *Sings* It seems like everyone is doing some odd movement. They're also Пение together as if there's a song. Something's very odd, very odd indeed. We need to save these good people, once and for all.
Others: *Surrounding Vector, Espio, and Charmy* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical!
Charmy: Hey. It's over!
Vector: We need to find out what caused them to sing, and where it came from.
Back at Eggman's base.
Eggman: *Standing in front of a horde of Nazi's* I Любовь cloning Ты guys! Find out what made us sing, and destroy it! I shall buy a new car to defeat Sonic.
Decoe: Are Ты challenging him to another race Doctor?
Bocoe: Ты also didn't answer our Вопрос about the Dr. Pepper. Do Ты want any?
Eggman: No. Get my computer warmed up!
Decoe: Yes sir.
Bocoe: We're on it.
Eggman: Wait. Sonic's still outside. *Grabs his rifle* I may still have a chance to finish him off.
2 B Continued
Mighty's Firebird
Vector's car
Amy's car
What Silver should've looked like when the stupid purple thing with the retarded voice leaves him in fracking World's Collide
AND I HATE SILVICE!!!! AND HOW THE HECK DID SHE COME BACK??? LOOK, I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO FRACKING TIME ERASE, THAT GAME NEEDS TO BURN IN HELL SO I PRETEND THAT IT'S NOT THERE!!!! SHE'S DEAD, REALLY DEAD!!!!!!!! SO STOP BRINGING HER BACK!!!!! AND IT'S NOT A COUPLE, IT'S A FRACKING FRIENDSHIP!!!! SILVER WAS FOURTEEN или FIFTEEN IN THAT GAME, AND THE STUPID PURPLE WITH THE RETARDED VOICE WAS WAS LIKE 15 или 16.
STUPID PURPLE THING WITH THE RETARDED VOICE'S DEATH
