Южный парк Article: the reason why kyle is dying

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posted by iluvkyle200

Ты may have heard lately that kyle is being killed off this season due to a severe injury from the humancentipad episode. there was a secret commercial aired on august 12th at 3:00 am last month, which alot of Фаны did not see and are trying to deny this fact. i had seen it for myself though. so i know this is true. it was aired secretly so only a select amount of people would see it, as matt and trey intended it. here is what i heard from matt and trey word for word:

1. MATT: we are killing off kyle this fall because we feel that nobody lives very long after being a humancentipad. and we also noticed that he Остаться в живых alot of his Фаны afterwards too. me: (I TOLD Ты EVERYONE!)

2. TREY: we felt that his character was getting a bit stale around season 12, so we decided to make the humancentipad episode, which clearly shows kyle being brutally tortured, we thought it would be best to kill him off by torturing him as painful as possible. and nobody lives after that kind of stuff anyway! (matt/trey snickering)

3. MATT and TREY both: this is NOT a joke! kyle will be killed off after such an injury. his family will also Переместить away after they find out he dies. and ike will just have to grow up alone without his big brother to help him... here is a Предварительный просмотр of the humancentipad part two which we will air on CC this fall.

4. a picture with no sound comes on the tv with kyle in a hospital постель, кровати covered in blood with stitches around his whole face and whenever he moves blood gushes from the sides of his face. and matt and trey are talking over the sound of the Предварительный просмотр so we cannot hear it. they were talking about how much they wanted to kill him off around seasons 4 and 5, but then decided to do it this год by making the humancentipad episode. (this is sad) :(

5. the Предварительный просмотр ends with a still picture of the three boys at the bus stop with regular expressions without kyle, and it says in red lettering: R.I.P KYLE BROFLOVSKI, Ты WON'T BE MISSED....

see??? this made me cry just Письмо this! and they also could use this as a crutch to bring stan back. they didn't mention stan. but i think that's what might happen. like stan could Переместить into kyle's family's old house или something similar. but nonetheless im never gonna be happy again. and i am very VERY dissapointed with matt and trey! they should have never let that dumb humancentipad episode even air!! :( T_T

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couellette10 @threadbaresp it don't matter if he wasn't killed this season!! the point is he was hurt very badly and felt alot of pain, plus ate shit, and think about it, would YOU like someone after they had something that bad happen to them??? hmm?? didn't think so!! point is, everyone says kyle sucks nowadays! and he is everyone's least favorite character. nuff said. also, out of all the things that have happened to kyle, humancentipad had to be the worst. he has never been in that much pain, nor was he ever embarrassed so badly.... >:(

ThreadbareSP @couellette10 If it makes you feel better, Kyle is one of my favorite characters... I don't hate him because of that episode. I'm sorry that it upset you so much though. :-(

couellette10 i hate him!! because all my friends do!! i don't want to! but i have to!! because you can't like someone who got there mouth and anus sliced open and ate shit!! that would be inhuman to like something like that!! kyle sucks now!! end of story!! nothing will change him,

Michelle_Chang Seriously though. Why the hell is this still going on? :|

couellette10 @michelle chang because kyle is hated by so many people, this will never end. kyle is ruined forever... :'(

Michelle_Chang @Couellette: I know for sure. Just call me Michelle. :'( That episode fucking sucked.

couellette10 very true michelle, that was the worst episode ever! which is why i wont even be watching the new ones, because now matt and trey have plenty of time to do even worse harm to kyle than before, and plus the new episodes suck!! mostly humancentipad though for ruining kyle forever!! >:(

InvaderRena :P derp derp its a stupid rumor you retards. made up by a human retard.

couellette10 @invaderRena: like the rock would say: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A RUMOR!! XD the fact of the matter is he was embarrassed and now nobody likes him. it dont matter if he's gona get killed off because he probably wont anyway. but his fan base is dead which is worse than him being dead. so.... invader rena! YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR ROLE!!! AND SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!! before you speak

popzi-angel14 this is so sad and messed up

popzi-angel14 just because a stupid air show they kill him for REAL

InvaderRena couellette1+spkylesux+metallica5+iluvkyle002+kylesgirl+kyleluver26+thekylehater=stupidest bitches in Fanpop. also,did you know that couellette10 made up all these accounts and made up that stupid rumor of Kyle getting killed? couellette10 is just a troll and just wants attention,if you don't believe me,go to all of her accounts,you can easily tell because of there profile information,it has words like "me" and "am" in it.

babygirltifa i havent seen the trailer thank God but i imagined it and i thought i was gonna throw up the Humancentipad was a sick and twisted episode just like the movie was how they could do that to sweet little innicont Kyle is horrific i love Kyle and always will im so glad thay Kyle didnt die south park wouldnt be the same and their better NOT be any south park humancentipad 2 like some pepole said their was to be with Kyle dyingi dont see Kyle alowing that to happen twice to him

missdada15 Some of you need to get a life. Like @nxxxx22 said: 'GUYS STOP FIGHTING OVER A CARTOON CARATHER SURE I LOVE KYLE BUT NOT THAT MUCH LIKE U GUYS OMG LIKE IS NOT REAL IS FAKE U GUYS FEELINGS ARE LIKE HES REAL GROW UP GUYS GET HELP OR SOMETHING OMG.' Grow up.

babygirltifa oh and buy the way that link to the video dosent work so their is no proof about Kyle dying yeah Kyle died once breifly but Cartman brought him back and hes been sick a few times but Kyles NOT gonna die hell even Kenny dosent die now

babygirltifa to me Kyles real i can imagin him as a cute adorable boy with soft red curly hair pale skin greem eyes and oh just adorable i hate seeing him hurt and suffering KYLE IS MINE

babygirltifa Well I'm so glad to say in may 2012 that sweet little Kyle is sill alive and well I'm so glad that they didn't kill him and we can enjoy Kyle for a long time to come hopefully and I've blanked that Humancentipad episode out and I've seen Kyle using Apple products recently he's got an Apple iphone he used twice in recent episodes the Easter one he threw it off the wall as Cartman was calling him in the small hours of the morning and he used it in the Faith hilling episode so I'm glad that little Kyle is fine now yey

horrordude rumors maybe?

babygirltifa I no longer want anything to do with that episode its discussing and betrays Kyle I call that one never watch Horror movies as I see it as a bad dream that Kyle had he was round at Cartmans with Stan and Kenny after playing basket ball and were talking about Apple having tracking devices in iPads so later Cartman says let's go back to mine for some cournol KFC and their like yeah and it's Friday so later Carmans moms having sex upstairs with some guy and leaves the kids watching late night horror movies The Human centipede is one of them and Kyles like dude that is so sick. and cos. Kyle is tired from basketball and they had PE at school he falls asleep in front of the tv and dreams that horrible SP episode and at the end of the episode is when he wakes up well Stan gently wakes him saying wow you were shouting out I'll read I promise I'll read and Kyle says oh God what a night mare he flushes his face and everything is fine apart from his KFC getting cold and he's spilt cola over his sweater. That's how I view it it never happened I love Kyle more than anyone I think and I wish that episode was never made and those who hate Kyle after that rant Kyle fans tru fans boycott that episode and now that movie I want nothing to do with it and I no longer want to see photos of him dying I want to see nice photos of Kyle laughing and playing with his friends or making funny comments and wise cracks in school not suffering and in agony Matt and Tray are saidests doing that to Kyle and I don't blame Steve Jobs too he had nothing really to do with it he was a good talented man in real life and even gave us Pixar so my hatred is aimed at the Kyle haters. And Matt and Tray for doi g that I'm so so glad Kyles still alive and I hope he's aroundfor another 15 years he's the best

babygirltifa I still love Kyle and after that episode I felt very protective towards him and now. Year on I still love him and always will

virginiamoller @couellette10 I love Kyle too, he's sweet intellegent and totally caring but everybody has their opinions if your friends hate Kyle because of one fucked up episode it's their life they can hate him all they want it's not like your going to lose respect because you like a character that they hate. I HATE Justin Beiber with a burning passion and my super duper best friend loves Justin Beiber but I don't care if they do care that you like Kyle then what are you doing being friends with them it shouldn't matter and you are a LITTLE obsessed with kyle but that's totally fine just don't talk with your friends about Kyle... Oh and btw it doesn't have to be sad. Just try not caring that your friends hate Kyle its as simple as that.

SonicxMina4eva Kyle isn't dead. He's in season 16. And he's going to stay alive.

SouthParkme I'm still a MAJOR fan girl!!