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"Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college."

"You can't fire me I'm union bitch!"

^ I love that second one but heres a few other random ones...

"I can't do this. I used to believe in destiny, you know?"

"My parents live in Ohio. I live in the moment."

"It’s just everyday I think I believe a little less, and a little less, and a little less, and that sucks."