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Howard Wolowitz
Please, please don't use this article. The Цитаты and Обои aren't mine, but the Статья is, so please don't use it.

Howard Wolowitz

Season 1

[trying to assemble Penny's new wardrobe, Чтение the instructions]
Wolowitz: Oh, boy! I was afraid of that!
Leonard: What?
Wolowitz: These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This, right here, is why Sweden has no Космос program
"The Big Bran Hypothesis".

Sheldon: I have got the Sword of Azeroth!
Leonard: Forget the sword, Sheldon. Help Raj.
Sheldon: There is no еще Sheldon. I am the sword...
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posted by robothor1111
Okay, part two of my five part “Writing Faults in (Insert name here). Part one was Sheldon, this part is Penny. I think I’ll do Leonard next, because I think that Raj and Howard are very, very consistently written so I need to do some serious re-watching from the Raj-And-Howard-Are-Out-Of-Character perspective. It was mainly the big three I was thinking of when I decided to do this, so…yeah, Raj and Howard may be a while.
Anyway, here’s Penny’s, and again, if anyone has any Raj или Howard suggestions, hit me with a PM, I’ll credit you!


Rebound Pattern

In the beginning of season two...
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posted by shenelopefan
The theme song of TBBT is great. Explicative and has great music. The liricks are the next:

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years назад expansion started, wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a Стена (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a секунда and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up...
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This is my first Статья on Fanpop. I hope Ты like it. The Цитаты and the Обои aren't mine, but the Статья is, so please do not use this Статья without my permission. I hope this doesn't bother you.



Sheldon Lee Cooper

Season 1

Penny: So, what do Ты guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
''Pilot''.

Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.
''The Big Bran Hypothesis''.

Leonard: For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon (intrigued): Ты have a sarcasm sign?
''The Big Bran Hypothesis''.

Penny:...
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 For point number 1- kaley/jim grade-A-chemistry
For point number 1- kaley/jim grade-A-chemistry
Listen people, I am posting this because I want to. And hopefully if some of Ты L/P shippers read it, Ты will at least try to understand and see the brilliant light that is Sheldon/Penny.

Also I would actually enjoy your opinion on the matter.

Right... So this is a Сообщить on the third episode of Season three; when Sheldon trains Penny with Шоколад blah blah blah can't be bothered Письмо description, Ты all know what ep I'm talking about.

P.S. No copyright infringements intended, because this is not my report, it was written by a person named Arabian on Livejournal. I'm a big Фан of her/him?...
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Why Leonard and Penny Belong Together:

Because…

1.    At the beginning she asked if the “serious stuff” on the board was his.
2.    "Our Дети will be smart and beautiful."
3.    He wrote her an apology letter.
4.    Mary Cooper сказал(-а) so, and she knows EVERYTHING!
5.    Despite what he сказал(-а) after his night with Leslie, he cares what she thinks.
6.    He didn’t take advantage of her when she was drunk.
7.    She helped pick out clothes for him.
8.    She...
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posted by BigBangMad2005
howard is in the кухня eating a bowl of crunch berrys. burnadet
walks in say "good morrning" and opens the frige. when she does everythink falls out and she says "howard we do need tho start eating this food"
"there is only one person in the wourld that coul eat all that food...mum...but since...you know...lets have everyone over" сказал(-а) howard
"really have everyone over to eat...*looking for food* string chease" сказал(-а) burnadet
"ok...lets have everyone over for...puding" сказал(-а) howard
"reslly?" сказал(-а) burnadet
"whats in the freever?" сказал(-а) howard
he opens the freever and in comes poring out.
so... ill call...
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I was at a sexual assault and relationship violence workshop today at school, required for all freshmen. And some of the examples of relationship abuse made me think of my Избранное Телевидение show, The Big Bang Theory. These particular examples are not violence, death threats, или rape. They were listed under the category that some people will heartlessly argue is not abuse, which makes it worse for the people who are being abused because they are misunderstood.

And it chilled me to realize that Leonard Hofstadter is being abused by Priya Koothrapali.

Here are the examples that apply to Leonard...
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posted by shenelopefan
The TBBT Rules (part 2)
As I promised, another 50 rules to your life

51. "Mobster sauce" is the kind of sauce that mobsters like

52. If Sheldon says something normal, then that´s a Bazinga

53. If your bedroom says "Die, Sheldon, die", then Ты should maybe repaint

54. Missing Comic Com is a reason to cry

55. If Ты like bugs, you´ll never get a Shiksa godess

56. Jewish don´t have hell, they have acd refluz

57. Who doesn´t have a master degree?

58. Do not zaz your mother in esquimal language

59. Don´t ever speak about the nigth that the heat went off

60. To pick up women in a Comic Book store, you...
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The Doppler effect makes a really cool Хэллоуин costume!

You can't learn Morse code at 3 AM.

Gravity is a heartless bitch

Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown

Pajamas were invented in India. You're welcome.

One would rather watch season 2 of Battlestar Gallactica with commentary than have a woman over for dinner.

Star Trek and звезда Wars are two separate things. Seriously.

It doesn't matter if your children are non-existent, as long as they're smart and beautiful.

5318008 entered into a calculator spells “boobies” upside down.

Everyone Loves LOLcats.

Newton was one smart cookie....
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posted by robothor1111
I've been making this Список over the past four months или so. Far еще of these apply to me than I care to mention.

Oh, and one еще thing. I understand that a few are opinion based and that my opinion may differ from others'.

You know Ты are obsessed and consumed by The Big Bang Theory when…
    You play “Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock” to resolve disputes.
    You do three knock cadences when summoning someone.
    You know all the words to “Soft Kitty.”
    You have sung the aforementioned song...
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posted by shenelopefan
A Список of 50 simple rules from The Big Bang Theory

TBBT Rules

1. For some reason, Captain Sweat Pants has always to be in the comic book store

2. If Ты daydream with Bolliwood, that doesn´t make Ты gay

3. If Ты don´t check your messages, we will descend to anarchy

4. The fourth Harry Potter movie was just fine

5. Everything beats "Enchanted bunny"

6. The Chesscake Factory freezer locks out from the outside

7. Ты don´t watch Babylon 5

8. "It´s not what it looks like" means "It is what it looks like"

9. Ты only can drink hot Шоколад in months with an "r" on them

10. Ты can swear to cow

11. If...
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 so beautiful
so beautiful
Want I want is for everyone to see the light and support Sheldon/Penny. I know that's unlikely, but come on, could Ты please read this and hear our opinions and not shoot us down.

This Статья - written by Arabian on Livejournal - is about the BEST EPISODE OF THE BIG BANG THEORY, and I truly mean that, because the A-plot and B-plot was utterly hysterical.

So yeah, I just wanted to post this for my happiness

**********


Before I delve into this episode, I want to let everyone know that I have thrown away my delusional shipper goggles, glasses and sunglasses. Why? Because I no longer feel that --...
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posted by JDbang
Sheldon was sitting on the bench in the hall way he see's Penny and says"Oh hey".So Penny come's over and says"You allright" Sheldon groaned.So Sheldon said"can Ты go get Lenard?" "Ok"replied Penny so she goes off.Penny got Lenard so Penny took Lenard to Sheldon and Lenard says"What's wrong?" Sheldon replies"Can Ты look at my logic book plz".So Lenard looked at his book and Lenard said,"wow" awnser some Вопросы plz.So Lenard awnser Вопросы and said"I know this one it is 8"
"No"replied Sheldon.So Lenard never did logic again


The End.
posted by BigBangMad2005
Sheldon is in his spot Чтение scientific american when Amy comes in and says "WHAT ARE Ты DOING IT IS ARE ANNIVERSARY. Ты WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE RESTAURANT AN час AGO!!!!"
"what?" сказал(-а) Sheldon
Amy leaves and slams the door behind her and goes to penny's. Amy knocks very harshly.
"hay Amy whats new " сказал(-а) penny.
Amy lets herself in sits on the диван, мягкий уголок and says "Sheldon is jerk and I'm never speaking to him again"
"I сказал(-а) whats new but ok" сказал(-а) penny.
"what happend" сказал(-а) penny
"he didn't Показать up for are anniversary" сказал(-а) Amy.
meanwhile at Sheldon's place Lenard and Sheldon are standing round...
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posted by AoifeF1
Sheldon was raised in Galveston, Texas by his mother, Mary Cooper, an overtly devout Evangelical Christian and George Cooper. The only member of his family to have encouraged his work in science was his grandfather, who died while Sheldon was still a child. His aunt also encouraged Sheldon by giving him medical equipment, "in case his work in physics failed."

He was interested in physics from an early age, and was a child prodigy, although due to his behavioral quirks and his lack of humility about his superior intellect, he was bullied by classmates and neighbors. Sheldon entered college at the age of eleven, and at age fourteen he graduated from college summa cum laude. From then he worked on his doctorate, was a visiting professor at the университет of Heidelberg in Germany, and was the youngest person at the time to receive the Stevenson Award. Sheldon is now a theoretical physicist doing research at Caltech.
Faults In Sheldon Cooper’s Character

Now, when I say ‘faults’ in Sheldon’s character, I don’t mean the things I don’t like about him. I’m not going to detail here examples of when I think he was selfish, или about how I think all his friendships, for the most time and in my opinion, are kept by the efforts of the other people. However, it annoys me whenever I read Finn Hudson hate on Glee, and I adore Leonard Hofstadter so much I get annoyed when I read hate about him. I would be a hypocrite to Опубликовать an Статья about what I do not like about Sheldon-and not to mention there are...
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On 25 April, drama and comedy series, The Big Bang Theory is going to premiere twenty first episode of its sixth season. The interlude is named as ‘The Closure’. The scoop of the episode is available here! Sheldon’s upcoming Избранное Телевидение gets cancelled and when Sheldon comes to know about the news, he feels sad and thinks that he is lost.Amy is trying to make him feel good and tells him that the Показать will
be premiered very soon. Things go upside down for Raj, when he finds that his Любовь interest, Lucy has some secrets, which she is hiding from him.


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We have just received some breaking news that Warner Bros. Consumer Products and Warner Bros. Телевидение Group announced a partnership today with Cryptozoic Entertainment™. Cryptozoic is best known for developing and licensing games such as World of Warcraft® Trading Card Game and The Walking Dead™ Board Game. Scheduled to release in April of 2012, Cryptozoic will be unveiling a new multiplayer card game called The Big Bang Theory: The Party Game. Players of The Big Bang Theory: The Party Game will compete by pairing category cards with Показать insider phrases and references earning points based on judging and ranking the card combinations – the player with the most points wins. Ты can find еще information and the official press release exclusively from Warner Bros. Телевидение Media To Go.

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I've been on Fanpop for coming onto 4 years now and I haven't quite found the time to write an Статья but this little idea was floating in my head since I woke up and I decided to share it over here...

Now when we all were growing up, in school, there were always cliques. The Популярное sportsmen, the pretty Популярное girls, the drama/artistic thespians in the making and then there were the science nerds.

Now I for one, belong to the very last group and even though school was miserable, and I was shunned, I actually do not regret one минута of who I am, because being a science nerd has allowed me...
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