Some paople say Uruha is like a утка so here is something interesting/funny to think about.

I Любовь how Uruha Фаны are such lovers... yeah lets make fun of him... NICE!

I saw a drunken белка one time in a video and it was falling over as it tried to climb a tree. Does that help? They're basically like humans, but in animal form.

A drunken утка would probably quack like a retard for a while, then fall in the water :D

a drunken утка may try to seduce a попугай ^^ if Ты get my drift ^^ GAZEROCK IS NOT DEAD!!!

It would just pass out, after attempting to try and walk

I guess it would probably drown itself trying to swim..

I don't get why people say that about him. But I think it would end up falling a lot.