1~Poking them
2~tickling them
3~slapping their face
4~pushing them off their bed
5~playing loud rap music

6~Shoot Missles
7~Start A War Right In Front Of Him
8~Blow Up A Building
9~Pimp Slap Him
10~Whack Him With A Book

11- setting an alarm clock
12- pour water on him
13- scream 'WAKE UP!'

14~Punch him in the face
15~Magically teleport him in the middle of an erupting volcano
16~Tell a centaur to stomp on him
17~Make Hypnos wake him up
18~Give him nightmares (courtesy of Hypnos)

19. Throw Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (870 pages of awesomeness) at his face--owwww.
20. Get the Minotaur to pull him out of bed, turn him upside down, and shake him
21. Get Grover to play his reed pipes *covers ears* :D

22. Pouring acid down his ear
23. Set his bed on fire
24. Get Nico to summon skeletons to drag him to the underworld
25. Tie him to his bed and a million birds to drag him into the air
26. Shoot him down from the air
27. Get him struck by lightning
28. Use him as a dart board with knives

29. Shove 20 pencils up his nose (Couldn't help myself)
30. Charm speak him to wake up
31. Hang him upside down off a cliff
32. Let the Aphrodite girls give him a make over.
33. Set a ping-pong ball on fire and stuff it under his mattress.
34. Smack his head with a hammer
35. Set off a stink bomb in his cabin
35. Get Mrs. O'Leary to give him a bath (Doggy Kisses!!)
36. Make him the flag for capture the flag

37. kiss from aphrodite
38. a dinosaur stomping on him

39. Hit him until he's bruised
40. Stagger up with the weight of the world on your shoulders and attempt to throw it at him
41. Make him dream of duckies
42. Get Percy to toss 200 gallons of ice water on him
42. Let a flying pig loose in the cabin
43. Say that he can go on Fanpop to look at this awesome forum!

44. Get Butch to fly the chariot on him
45. Use him as a sword practice dummy
46. Get Jason to strike him with lightning
47. Get Leo to use all his power to set him on fire
48. Use acupuncture on him
49. Use a machine gun on him

50.through food at him
51.diner bell
52.a monster atack
53.the camp explodes
54.a huricane
55.a tornado(like in the south this weekend poor southern peoples)

56. Put him in a freezer
57. Make him go on a date with Drew (Snicker)
58. Make him star on the OW! channel
59. Send him to CCS (AKA Roman Camp)
60. Chew toy for Mrs.O'Leary!
6/10 done!

61. shoving super sour skittles into his ears and nose
62. play puppet with him and have him call Butch a "Rainbow pony lover" lets see how his face is aragned after that.
63. Give him a whole bunch of coffee (CAFFEINE!)
64. ask him nicely to wake up (you never know, just might work, but probably not)
65. Announce that if he doesn't wake up he'll have to participate in a read-a-thon against the Athena kids.

66. Just light the entire cabin on fire
67. Throw him in a meat flavored sack and throw him to the Hunter's wolves
68. Get Percy to cause another one of his BTL explosions
69. Make Json go lightning nuke mode on him
70. Put him on one of the Ares cabin's land mines

71.a forest fier
72.justin b. consert
73.some anoying person screaming PIE
74.a knife pointed at him
75.the movie cinderella
(wow its only been like 24 h and we are almost to a 100)

76. Scream in his ear with a bullhorn
78. Live rock concert (guns n roses or led zepplin or something)
79. Earth exploding (to make way for an intergalactic bypass. If you don't get the reference, just ignore this)
80. Shaking him furiously

81. having atlas scream at him.
82. having appolo sing.
83. hit him in the head with a racket.
84. bing right next to the sun.
85. having gaea going in his dreams.
86. a heavy metal song using arplugs and the loudest audio system ever.

87. Have Hermes prank him (wipped cream and maple serup)
88. Have a vision of his mom telling him he got all F's on his report card and that he's late for school
89. Have cresse stap mammer (lammer) through his brain
90. Started chocking on his pillow

91.burning wood
92.his bed catching on fire
93.money
94.percy drenching him in water
95.annabeth crying about percy
96.thalia shocking him
97.nico sumoning 20 hellhounds
98.droping him in the ocean
99.feed him to semore(?spelling)




one more

100. Make all the gods and goddesses torcher him with their power

we got it:)

Aww...
I wanted to go! What about 500?

Okay if yes...
101. Get squashed by Coach Hedge's stick/cudgel.

Sure let's go to 1,000.

102. Sick one of my dad's hellhounds on him.
103. Have Cerberus use him as a chewtoy for five minutes. (thought he'd probably wake up... if he survived anyways...)

Cool, I have a half sister
104. Use a flame thrower on him

105. Throw him off a cliff
106. Stick his head in the River Styx
107. Bathe him in the River Lethe until he forgets HOW to sleep
108. Put in in the eye of a storm
109. Get African elephants to stop on him
110. Kill him
111. Throw him in Tartarus
112. Tell Lupa to feed him to the wolves.

114. Get Jason to make him float into the air
115. Get Jason to make him fall out of the air
116. Cover him in Snausages with some of Seymour's full bodied friends

117. Stick his bed in the middle of a hellhound stampede
118. Experimental surgery! (you get where this is going)
119. Lie him down in a canoe and send him off in the lake
120. Give the Ares cabin large sticks and open the door of Hypnos cabin nice and wide.

121. Give him a ride on Princess Andromeda
122. Tell Leo that Clovis sabotaged Festus
123. Sow his soul into Hades's underwear

124. THROW HIM IN A FOOTBALL GAME(AMERICAN)
125.THROW HIM IN A SOCCER GAME
126.THROW HIM IN A BASEBALL GAME
127.THROW HIM IN A POOL
(FEELING SPORTY)
128.THROW HIM IN A PIN WITH DOGS THAT BIT

129. Make him eat my school's food (trust me its horrible)
130. Make him do all my reports (4 maybe 5 reports)
131. Throw him in the middle of a hockey game
132. Put him on the SpeedRunner in Hershy Park (Only reason why I live in PA)
133. Make him watch Yo Gabba Gabba (How can my cousins watch that?)
134. Hang him upside down by the ceiling
135. Throw him in the lake
136. Throw him in the Ares cabin
137. Tape him to a target in the archery range just before the Apollo kids go up
138. Tell the hunters that Clovis insulted Artemis
139. Tell Jason that Clovis insulted his sister
140. Tell Annabeth that he insulted Percy!!!(Worst one in my opinion)

I think he would be pretty much dead now intead of alseep

141.a date with aphrodite
142.a war
143.droped in the river styx
144.ripetide at his neck
145.percy and annabeth makeing out in his bedroom
146.an ambulence
146.geting arested
147.geting hit with a computer
148.having a sick person blowing his nose every 5 sec. in his room
149.the lights flickering on and off
150.send him in a box to the aferican desert

151. Put his hand in a bowl of warm water!
152. Getting all the girls at camp to kiss him *kiss*
153. To use him as a stick
154. To give him to a hellhound
155. Beat him up into a plup
156. Get a dozen kittens to lick him
157. Have the kittens to claw him
158. Hermes cabin to draw on his face

The one thing that wakes clovis up : snap your finger under his nose...

159. stuffing beavers into his bed
160. throwing a tiger at him
161. playing the barbie girl song over and over again
162. throw darts at him
163. dip his hand in cold water

164. have Apollo recite a lot of haikus
165. get him on a sugar high

166. Set fireworks off on his nose.
167. Peeves. Nuf said.
168. Stick him under the Whomping Willow.
169. Slice his nose with a stiletto boot.

But as afailname said, snapping your fingers is the only thing that works.

or maybe Annabeth is just that scary, but I'll add a few
170. tie him to blackjack with too many sugar cubes
171. make him enter a paint ball battle with the Part Ponies

About 108) the eye of the storm is the calmest part of it