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Name: Peeta Mellark. Remember, it's P-E-E-T-A. PEETA!
Age: Sixteen. But still have the сердце of a three год old :)
Home: District twelve, in a bakery.
Current location: In the woods, stalking Katniss... No! I mean… chasing after watermelons.
Interested in: Baking and painting and Katniss and Katniss Пение and Katniss changing her clothes and Katniss hunting... There's nothing better than Katniss after a nice hunt; she's dripping sweat, and her hair is all messed up, and she has that delicious frown on her face… God, she's so hot!
In a relationship: Happily married to Katniss Everdeen :) I even have the kids to prove it!
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Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:09PM
I hate you.
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:10PM
AND I LOAF YOU! *heart*
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:12PM
Seriously, just stop stalking me. Stop looking at me, stop telling people we have kids. Stop annoying me!
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:12PM
But Katniss loaf, I saw them! Our kids! I talked to them, we laughed together! They look just like us, only… not.
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:13PM
Are Ты hallucinating или something?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:13PM
NO! I'm telling you, I saw them!
Haymitch Abernathy: 27th March 12:13PM
Yeah, I saw them too…
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:14PM
Ты see? Even Haymitch saw them!
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:14PM
Yeah... that doesn't count.
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:15PM
Why? Why not?
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:15PM
Because he's drunk.
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:15PM
Maybe he's not! Maybe he's completely sober!
Haymitch Abernathy: 27th March 12:16PM
DOBBY, BE FREE! *throwing a носок at a midget*
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:16PM
…they're real.
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:17PM
Sure they are.
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:18PM
I'm not kidding. They're real, they exist!
Beetee: 27th March 12:19PM
Well, there's one way and one way only to be certain.
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:20PM
What do Ты mean, 'one way and one way only'? What about the fact Peeta and I never had sex, ever? And what about me never being pregnant?
Beetee: 27th March 12:21PM
Shush, Katniss. Now, as I was saying, the way to know for certain is to do a DNA test on the kids and on you. I already have your bloods, from the games, Ты know. I collect blood from the tributes in the games, Ты know. Just in case I'll ever want to duplicate them или something. Now, where are the kids?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:22PM
In my backyard, making a flourman out of flour.
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:22PM
Flourman?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:22PM
Well, it's not like I have a snow supply in my family's bakery!
Johanna Mason: 27th March 12:24PM
Your conversations make me sad. You're so pathetic.
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:25PM
Shut it Johanna. No one asked for your opinion.
- Peeta Mellark Likes this.
Haymitch Abernathy: 27th March 12:25PM
*running after the scared midget* DOBBY, STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME! I'M YOUR SAVIOR! I HAVE A носок WITH ME! DOBBY!
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:26PM
Ты tell her Katniss!
Wiress: 27th March 12:28PM
…tick…tock…tick…tock…
Johanna Mason: 27th March 12:28PM
Yeah, yeah, we know. The arena is a clock, blah-blah-blah.
Wiress: 27th March 12:29PM
What are Ты talking about, missy? I was only Пение the brilliant "Tick Tock" song by the brilliant Ke$ha! I'm a huge Фан :D
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:29PM
OMG, I LOAF KE$HA! But let's not forget Katy Perry! Ты know she actually wrote one of her songs about me?
Wiress: 27th March 12:30PM
Really? Which one? Firework?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:30PM
Nope.
Wiress: 27th March 12:31PM
Last Friday night?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:31PM
No.
Wiress: 27th March 12:31PM
The one that got away?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:32PM
…no
Wiress: 27th March 12:32PM
I kissed a girl?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:33PM
BINGO! XD
Johanna Mason: 27th March 12:34PM
Katniss… I'm sorry to tell Ты this, but... I think your husband is gay.
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:34PM
*facepalm*
Beetee: 27th March 12:35PM
I got the results in my hand! They're right here!
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:35PM
YAY! Tell us, TELL US!
Beetee: 27th March 12:35PM
Those kids are - DEFINITELY YOURS!
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:35PM
YES!
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:35PM
WHAT! THIS CANNOT BE, I NEVER HAD ANY CHILDREN! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG, YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE!
Beetee: 27th March 12:36PM
*growl* I. did. Not. Make. A. Mistake.
Katniss and Peeta's kids: 27th March 12:37PM
MOMMY! DADDY!
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:38PM
*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*
Name: Peeta Mellark. Remember, it's P-E-E-T-A. PEETA!
Age: Sixteen. But still have the сердце of a three год old :)
Home: District twelve, in a bakery.
Current location: In the woods, stalking Katniss... No! I mean… chasing after watermelons.
Interested in: Baking and painting and Katniss and Katniss Пение and Katniss changing her clothes and Katniss hunting... There's nothing better than Katniss after a nice hunt; she's dripping sweat, and her hair is all messed up, and she has that delicious frown on her face… God, she's so hot!
In a relationship: Happily married to Katniss Everdeen :) I even have the kids to prove it!
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Стена Стена Стена Стена Стена Стена Стена Стена WALL
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:09PM
I hate you.
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:10PM
AND I LOAF YOU! *heart*
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:12PM
Seriously, just stop stalking me. Stop looking at me, stop telling people we have kids. Stop annoying me!
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:12PM
But Katniss loaf, I saw them! Our kids! I talked to them, we laughed together! They look just like us, only… not.
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:13PM
Are Ты hallucinating или something?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:13PM
NO! I'm telling you, I saw them!
Haymitch Abernathy: 27th March 12:13PM
Yeah, I saw them too…
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:14PM
Ты see? Even Haymitch saw them!
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:14PM
Yeah... that doesn't count.
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:15PM
Why? Why not?
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:15PM
Because he's drunk.
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:15PM
Maybe he's not! Maybe he's completely sober!
Haymitch Abernathy: 27th March 12:16PM
DOBBY, BE FREE! *throwing a носок at a midget*
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:16PM
…they're real.
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:17PM
Sure they are.
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:18PM
I'm not kidding. They're real, they exist!
Beetee: 27th March 12:19PM
Well, there's one way and one way only to be certain.
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:20PM
What do Ты mean, 'one way and one way only'? What about the fact Peeta and I never had sex, ever? And what about me never being pregnant?
Beetee: 27th March 12:21PM
Shush, Katniss. Now, as I was saying, the way to know for certain is to do a DNA test on the kids and on you. I already have your bloods, from the games, Ты know. I collect blood from the tributes in the games, Ты know. Just in case I'll ever want to duplicate them или something. Now, where are the kids?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:22PM
In my backyard, making a flourman out of flour.
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:22PM
Flourman?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:22PM
Well, it's not like I have a snow supply in my family's bakery!
Johanna Mason: 27th March 12:24PM
Your conversations make me sad. You're so pathetic.
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:25PM
Shut it Johanna. No one asked for your opinion.
- Peeta Mellark Likes this.
Haymitch Abernathy: 27th March 12:25PM
*running after the scared midget* DOBBY, STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME! I'M YOUR SAVIOR! I HAVE A носок WITH ME! DOBBY!
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:26PM
Ты tell her Katniss!
Wiress: 27th March 12:28PM
…tick…tock…tick…tock…
Johanna Mason: 27th March 12:28PM
Yeah, yeah, we know. The arena is a clock, blah-blah-blah.
Wiress: 27th March 12:29PM
What are Ты talking about, missy? I was only Пение the brilliant "Tick Tock" song by the brilliant Ke$ha! I'm a huge Фан :D
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:29PM
OMG, I LOAF KE$HA! But let's not forget Katy Perry! Ты know she actually wrote one of her songs about me?
Wiress: 27th March 12:30PM
Really? Which one? Firework?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:30PM
Nope.
Wiress: 27th March 12:31PM
Last Friday night?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:31PM
No.
Wiress: 27th March 12:31PM
The one that got away?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:32PM
…no
Wiress: 27th March 12:32PM
I kissed a girl?
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:33PM
BINGO! XD
Johanna Mason: 27th March 12:34PM
Katniss… I'm sorry to tell Ты this, but... I think your husband is gay.
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:34PM
*facepalm*
Beetee: 27th March 12:35PM
I got the results in my hand! They're right here!
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:35PM
YAY! Tell us, TELL US!
Beetee: 27th March 12:35PM
Those kids are - DEFINITELY YOURS!
Peeta Mellark: 27th March 12:35PM
YES!
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:35PM
WHAT! THIS CANNOT BE, I NEVER HAD ANY CHILDREN! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG, YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE!
Beetee: 27th March 12:36PM
*growl* I. did. Not. Make. A. Mistake.
Katniss and Peeta's kids: 27th March 12:37PM
MOMMY! DADDY!
Katniss Everdeen: 27th March 12:38PM
*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*
