Favorite episode: The Injury (george foreman grill!)

Least favorite episode: The Alliance or the Pilot

Best Dwight Scene: So many, but I love Dwight playing as "skins" in the basketball episode. Doesn't he also steal the ball from his own teammate ate one point?

Favorite Character: Michael Scott uber alles!

Least Favorite Character: Roy..jerk!

Best JAM moment: I'm not really into JAM, so it's hard to say.

Best Jim prank: The tried and true stapler suspended in jello.

Favorite Michaelism: "If you are a racist I will attack you with the North!"

Favorite Creedo: Can't remember the quote, but I loved the episode where Michael tries to fire him and he convinces Michael to change his mind.

More favorite quotes:

Stanley: "Have you lost your mind boy? Cuz I'll help you find it!" (when Ryan is caught flirting with Stanley's daughter)

Favorite episode: The fight, the injury

Least favorite episode: the Pilot

Best Dwight Scene: when dwight buys the purse in hot girl

Favorite Character: Michael Scott dwight is a close second

Least Favorite Character: Roy, toby

Best JAM moment: when they take andys phone and put it in the ceiling

Best Jim prank: when he moves dwights desk into the bathroom

Favorite Michaelism: thats what she said, and also "I want to complain about him but who would i go to to complain about toby...toby and what would he do about that noting because hes toby"

Favorite Creedo: Kevin-"Jim has got it bad for pam"
Creed-"oh which one is pam?"

More favorite quotes:

Stanley: Michael-"a crossword puzzle really stanley are you learning nothing"

Stanley-"mmmhmmm"

Michael-"what do you mean mmhmm"

Stanley-"i mean im learning nothing"

Favorite Episode(s): The Injury, The Dundies, Benihana Christmas, Business School

Least Favorite Episode(s): Basketball

Best Dwight Scene: "dwigt" finds out he's really Samuel L. Chang

Favorite Character: JIMMMMM slash Michael, Dwight is second

Least Favorite Character: Merideth / Roy

Best JAM moment: the whole teapot thing in Christmas Party

Best Jim prank: the alliance thing.

Favorite Michael-ism: "happy birthday jesus, sorry your party's so lame" and of course "that's what she said"

Favorite Creed-o: I LIKE TO STEAL THINGS! hahaha

Favorite quotes:

Dwight: Pam and Karen! I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately.
Pam: You can't do that.
Dwight: As ranking number 3 in this office, I am ordering you to-
Andy: Ummm, I'm number 3.
Dwight: You're number 4.
Andy: Yeah, but I'm number 3.
Dwight: Uh, no. You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately. They will be returned to you on January 4th.
Jim: Okay, I think I can help here.
Dwight: Okay good, they...
Jim: As ranking number 2, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member of the committee. We'll act on this now.
Dwight: Okay, this is stupid.
Jim: Can you please keep it down? I'm in session. [thinks] I've determined this committee is valid.
Dwight: No, no, no. Wait. Permission to join the Validity Committee?
Jim: [thinks about it] Permission denied.
Dwight: Dammit!

Michael: Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly...she's not yo' ho no mo'.

"what's updog?"

Michael: Chuck E. Cheese? Oh god, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.

Dwight: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
Dwight: So I can lower it.

Kevin: Do you wanna go to the beach?
Angela: Sure.
Kevin: Do you wanna get high?
Angela: No.
Kevin: I think you do, mon.

RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!

dammit I could go on forever.

ok, so I was rewatching some episodes on my ipod, and my new favorite Dwight scene is when he was listening to "Everybody Hurts" in his car during the fire: "i hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted..." xD

Favorite Episode(s): dwights speech

Least Favorite Episode(s): phylis' wedding

Best Dwight Scene: his speech, or when he has ryan in the barn, or his version of little trumpet boy...too many to mention

Favorite Character:dwight, michael...i like em all!

Least Favorite Character: maybe oscar...

Best JAM moment:...when they prank andy

Best Jim prank: gaydar, or faxes from the future...or dwights speech - even though that one was really more of a favor/prank on michael

Favorite Michael-ism: "...michael the magic" "..the black guy from police academy.."

Favorite Creed-o: none

Favorite quotes: sorry but i'm not typing all that...

Favorite Episode(s): The Client, The Dundies, The Fire, Casino Night, Take Your Daughter to Work Day.

Least Favorite Episode(s): The Pilot.

Best Dwight Scene: When Dwight was literally carrying around his urine and dressed like one of the Village People.

Favorite Character: Ryan!

Least Favorite Character: Karen.

Best JAM moment: The end of The Dundies, when they're waiting for Angela's car.

Best Jim prank: Future Dwight!

Favorite Michael-ism: "That's what she said!"

Favorite Creed-o: "Oh, I steal things all the time. I stopped caring a long time ago."

Favorite quotes: "I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."
"When people ask me if I want to be feared or loved, I say both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
"You can't fire me! I don't work in this van!"
Et cetera.

You should have favorite opener!

"You should have favorite opener!"

my favorite 'cold opener' is from The Injury. Hands down the funniest.

Favorite episode: Diversity Day

Least favorite episode: the Carpet

Best Dwight Scene: too many to name

Favorite Character: Jim- the looks he gives the camera are priceless. And Creed- he never even knows what's going on!

Least Favorite Character: I don't have one.

Best JAM moment: either their collaboration for Office Olympics, their sly looks on the booze cruise when roy and katie are being the jock and the cheerleader from high school

Best Jim prank: all the ones listed on conflict resolution. The nickels in the phone... awesome!

Favorite Michaelism: "thats what she said" and the misaccreditations he gives his quotes. haha
"Abraham Lincoln once said if you are a racist I will attack you with the north."

favorite quotes:
Kevin-"sometimes stacey doesn't tell me where she's going."

Creed-"I sprout mung beans in my desk. Very nutricious but they smell like death."

Stanley: "this here is a run out the clock type of situation, just like everyday."

Ryan- "no they did not have fresh yams at the Carbondale gas station"

Kelly- "there was an emergency. I look really good in white."

Pam- "there are some people I decided not to invite to my wedding. That might make it awkward, but it's my wedding and I don't want anyone there who has called me a hussy."

Angela- (kevin)- "sometimes we play how many m&ms can you fit in your mouth."
(angela)- "You play that Kevin"

Dwight- "In the jungle there is no healthcare. It's like if I am running and I break my leg, I get eaten by a lion and I'm dead. Well guess what, I'm not dead... I'm the lion."
"The Shrutes are very thirsty babies."
"DAMNIT JIM!"

Jim- FAR too many! I love JIM so much!

Favorite episode: The Injury and The Fire... *snort*

Favorite Cold Opener: The one with Dwight on the excersize ball- OMG, i cried because I laughed so hard.

Least favorite episode: Hm... The Pilot, I think.

Best Dwight Scene: The exersize ball cold opener, where he's in the car listening to that song, the 'why don't you just buy the whole song?' scene, basketball, and his face mask, anything with him and angela, Dwight with a concussion- so sweet! Um, I have more, that I can't think of currently.

Favorite Character: Jim=Love. Not only beacuse he's attractive!..... Okay, that's part of it, but his facial expressions- beautiful. Also I love Michael- that is obvious. But most importantly- DWIGHT. Gosh, I love him.

Least Favorite Character: Todd Packer- bleh.

Best JAM moment: the Jam shopping trip, bust most importantly- the kiss! Duh.

Best Jim prank: Jell-O, the messages from future-Dwight, the altoids whenever he shuts the computer down... there are TONS.

Favorite Michaelism: 'That's what she said' a hundre times over- I can't stop saying it now.

favorite quotes:
Kevin- "Jim! Look out, it's, it's Roy!" (Like 10 minutes after the fact. *snort*)

Creed- "I run a fake I.D. buisness..."

Stanley: "I wake up every morning too early, to go to a job for which I get paid too little... but on pretzel day? oh, I like pretzel day."

Ryan- "I cannot believe I started the fire." and "yes, I brought you three full rotiseree chickens of ALL dark meat."

Kelly- "How is it stupid to want to name a baby Usher?" HAHA.

Pam- "Of course by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her."

Angela- "You see my friend- let's call her Noel.."

Dwight- I can't even think of one- ther is WAY too many. How bout: "Actually I do own property. I run a sixty acre beet farm with my cousin Mose... It's actually quite a nice farm. Teenagers sometimes use it for s*x." (I felt editing should be moderately applied here?)

Jim- "I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill" and there is also a ton more I can't think of. But I love it when he sings 'Lovefool'. BRILLIANT.

Andy: "So it's like addition by subtraction." (What are you talking about, that is not even possible. Hehe) and anytime he sings.

Favorite episode: Business School, Product Recall, The Dundies

Favorite Cold Opener: Dwight's stuff stuck in the candy machine

Least favorite episode: The Pilot, the Carpet,

Best Dwight Scene: Dwight being Jim!

Favorite Character: Jim

Least Favorite Character: Todd Packer

Best JAM moment: When Pam puts her head on Jim's shoulder and he says "not a bad day after all"

Best Jim prank: same as my cold opener, the Pavlov dog

Favorite Michaelism: anything where he's hitting on Ryan

favorite quotes:
Kevin- "Jim! Look out, it's, it's Roy!"

Creed- "She's the office bitch. You'll get used to her. I'm Creed" (introducing himself to Meredith)

Stanley: "Only 364 more days until pretzel day"

Ryan- "I ground up four Tylenol and put it in his pudding. It's the same thing I do for my dog when I'm trying to get him to take his heart medicine" or my favorite moment of all when he's like "Jim has been looking at me a lot all day. It would weird me out but its nothing compared to how Michael looks at me"

Kelly- "This day is Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! This day is Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"

Dwight- "I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted" or "I don't care what Jim says, I am 99% sure that that is NOT the real Ben Franklin"

Jim- "What happened?" (after Michael told everyone about his crush on Pam in The Secret)

Andy- "That was an overreaction"

Favorite episode:The Injury or Grief Consuling

Least favorite episode: Ben Franklin

Best Dwight Scene: so many but my favorite is when he talks to the chinese lady how to kill a chicken or something like that.

Favorite Character: Dwight

Least Favorite Character: Meredith

Best JAM moment: the silence on the booze cruize

Best Jim prank: The Andy punched that wall with the cell phone. i was laughing for a minute there.

Favorite Michaelism:Yes, it is true…I, Michael Scott am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it and I am going to do it. I need a username and…I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

Favorite Creedo: how he gave fake id's to teens he is so creepy

Favorite Cold Opener:when ryan gets all of dwights jokes from intiation and when michael gets mixed up where the superheroes live on take your daughter to work day

More favorite quotes:
Dwight: I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.

Jim: [dressed like Dwight] Question: What kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That’s a ridiculous question…

Jim: False. Black bear.

Dwight: That’s debatable, there are basically two schools of thought…

Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: Bears do not…what is going on?!? What are you doing?!?

Dwight: I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I would just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

Favorite Episode: Basketball, The Injury, or The Convict.

Least Favorite Episode:The Pilot

Favorite Dwight Scene:The part where he is testing the gaydar lol.

Favorite Character:Jim,Michael,Dwight,Stanley

Least Favorite Character:Meredith

Best JAM moment:The christmas party.

Best Jim prank: taking andy's phone and throwing it in the ceiling or making dwight think its friday on thursday.

Favorite Micheal-ism:"I am like the early bird and an owl, so I am very wise and I have worms." lol "Yo I'm Prison Mike.... what was the scariest thing about prison? The Dementors." haha

Favorite Quote:
Michael: "Wow, what was Phyllis thinking she is basically saying,'Hey michael, I love you a homemade oven mit's worth." (Christmas Party).

Favorite Episode(s): The Injury, The Negotiation, The Job, soo many

Least Favorite Episode: The Carpet

Favorite Dwight Scene: TOO MANY

Favorite Character: Dwight..Jim..Michael

Least Favorite Character: Meredith

Best JAM Moment: The "date" on the roof with fireworks...The Kiss

Best Jim Prank: Dwight Halpert

Favorite Michael-ism: Bros Before Hos

Favorite Cold-Open: Pam's prank on Dwight - timing him with a thermometer

Way too many good quotes...I'm not good at deciding on things! :)

Favorite Episode(s): Every single one.

Least Favorite Episode(s): None.

Best Dwight Scene: When he comforted Pam in "The Return".

Favorite Character: Pam, because she makes you believe in the character.

Least Favorite Character: Karen, because she knew how Jim felt about Pam from the beginning and decided to stay with him anyways.

Best JAM moment: When Pam fell asleep on Jim's shoulder.

Best Jim prank: When Jim put Dwight's stuff in the vending machine.

Favorite Michael-ism: "That's what she said".

Favorite Creed-o: "Swing low, sweet chariots".

Favorite quotes:

Jim: (honestly) I'm in love with you.
Jim: I just needed you to know. Once.
Jim: Come on. I don't wanna do that. I wanna be more than that.

Pam: Hey, I want to say something. I’ve been trying to be more honest lately and I just need to say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it. Michael, you couldn’t even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow, I feel really good right now. Why didn’t any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It’s like sometimes, some of you act like I don’t even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we’re not even friends. And things are just like weird between us, and that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. And I really miss you. I shouldn’t have been with Roy, and there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn’t care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you’re with someone else, and that’s fine. It’s … whatever. That’s not what I’m … I’m not … okay my feet really hurt. The thing that I’m just trying to say to you, Jim, and to everyone else in the circle I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay, I am gonna go walk in the water now. Yeah, it’s a good day.

Pam: Oh no, it’s not that. I’ve actually been thinking that for a long time. And I’m glad I said it. I just, I’m sorry if it made you feel weird.

Jim: Pam. (To camera) Sorry. Um, are you free for dinner tonight?
Pam: Yes.
Jim: All right. Then it’s a date.
Pam: I’m sorry, what was the question?

Favorite episode: The Injury.

Least favorite: Pilot.

Best Dwight Scene: all the funny things he did when he had a concussion.

Favorite character: JAM

Least favorite: Meredith. Also not a big fan of Creed.

Best JAM moment: Jim's face when Pam fell asleep on his shoulder. :)

Best Jim prank: Andy's phone in the ceiling.

Best Michaelism: Shuuuuuuut it!

Best Creed-o: None. Ew.

Favorite quotes:

The whole "bros before hos" bit!

Jim: You look cute today, Dwight.
Dwight: Thanks, girl.

Prison Mike: I am here to scare you straight!!!!

Andy: Did you check...your butt?

Ahhhh so many, I'm going to think of 100 other quotes I love later, but you get the idea.

Fave Episode: Take Your daughter to work day

Least: Pilot

Fave Dwight scene: Impersination of Jim

Fave Character: Toby or Angela

Least Fave Character: Roy

Best JAM moment: I don't know..

Jim Prank: The Altoids

Fave Michaelism: Abraham Lincoln once said that 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North' and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace

Fave Creed-o: Eh

Quotes: We're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style, are we?-Toby

"The Office"

Favorite Episode(s): omg so hard to choose The Injury, The Dundies, Casino Night, Basketball,

Least Favorite Episode(s): The Carpet

Best Dwight Scene: The Injury!!! "I know this Rusiian website where you can download songs for two cents apiece. but the only thing is: all of the songs are in russian."
and also preformance review when he does his little dance thing

Favorite Character: Jim, then tied for 2nd place: Michael, Pam, Kevin, Angela, Dwight

Least Favorite Character: Todd Packer and Karen Filli-whatever [i have to agree on that one]

Best JAM moment: Casino Night. And Basketball when Pam keps on checking out Jim. and the one when she falls asleep on his shoulder.

Best Jim prank: Jwight

Favorite Michael-ism: "Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... not that way. I hate... so much about the person that you choose to be."

Hey, no...no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I've tried

Favorite Creed-o: Creed: [After eating a chimichanga] Where did you get this stuff?
Meredith: Gerrity's.
Creed: What aisle?
Meredith: I don't remember.
Creed: Well draw me a map, mama.

Favorite quotes:
don't get me startes but i'll put ONE


Jim: Hey, uh, can I talk to you about something?
Pam: About when you want to give me more of your money?
Jim: No, I...
Pam: Did you want to do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight.
Jim: I was just, um... I'm in love with you.
Pam: What?
Jim: I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that, I just—
Pam: What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?
Jim: I just needed you to know. Once.
Pam: Well, I, um—I can't.
Jim: Yeah.
Pam: You have no idea—
Jim: Don't do that.
Pam: —what your friendship means to me.
Jim: Come on. I don't want to do that. I want to be more than that.
Pam: I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.
Jim: Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship. [walks away]

OMG SO OBSESSED haha

Hey---this might be a little off topic, but I've been watching The Office non-stop lately, all out of order wherever I can find it online, and I can't remember where this scene is: Pam has an art show, and Michael is the only one who comes from the office to support her...

Also, the one where they are in the conference room and Michael says something supposed to be funny but no one laughs, except Dwight says, "Very Funny Michael, Very Funny Michael" over and over...I know that's kind of ambiguous, but I just get him saying that stuck in my head and I'd love to know what episode to go to exactly to see that clip.

The art show scene was at the end of Business School.

I'm not positive on your second question, but I know there is a scene in the Merger where Dwight says "Very Funny Michael" over and over trying to out-suck up Andy.

sorry if the second one is wrong, it's late, but i can never resist off topic posts...they're so fun :)

Favorite Episode(s): Email Surveillance

Best Dwight Scene: at the dundies, when pam was drunk and she fell off her seat and dwight was trying to save her. so in order to elevate her head, he takes off his shirt and makes a commotion

Favorite Character: Jim <3

Least Favorite Character: Jan

Best JAM moment: when pam had tears welling in her eyes after jim asked her out to dinner. *happy sigh*

Best Jim prank: when he told dwight that there was an abandoned infant in the girl's bathroom and when dwight ran in to save the child, he saw meredith on the can

Favorite Michael-ism: "FREEZE! agent michael scarn!"

Favorite Creed-o: creed gives jim his secret santa present and it was a wrinkly old plaid shirt in a plastic bag and jim thinks that creed forgot to buy a present so he just took a shirt from his closet and stuffed it in a plastic bag. and creed says "that's EXACTLY what i did"

Favorite quotes:

Dwight: "when my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. when they did another one a few weeks later, they discovered, that i had reabsorbed the other fetus. do i regret this? no, i believe his tissue has made me stronger. i now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."

Michael: "it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer" from grief counseling

Andy: "beer me" and when jim asks if he has any music, he begins to acapella the intro to drift away annnnd ill try to quote "doo-root-dooot-do"

oh and kevin's smile is the BEST.

Thank you smoothie1! I'm pretty sure you're right actually, I'm going to go look it up right now...:-D

Favorite Episode(s): Beach Day!!! Definitely Beach Day.

Least Favorite Episode(s): Um... The Coup, probably.

Best Dwight Scene: Can't choose!!!! Probably the one with the dead goose... or the one where he has the "temporary workspace" and Jim calls him on it. Ooh, or with the faxes from future Dwight when he 'saves' Stanley.

Favorite Character: Ryan!!! Then Jim/Pam tied for second.

Least Favorite Character: Todd. And Karen.

Best JAM moment: The prank on Andy, when nobody but Pam would play along with Jim.

Best Jim prank: The faxes from future Dwight tied with 'being' Dwight.

Favorite Michael-ism: "I hate so much about the things you choose to be." (or something like that)

Favorite Creed-o: "very nutritious but they smell like death."

Favorite quotes: Too many to count, sorry!!!