Jim: Was that you mom?
Dwight: No. That was my sensei.
Jim: Oh, thought it was your mom.
Dwight: I am now sempai, which is assistant sensei.
Jim: Assistant to the sensei, that's pretty cool.
Dwight: Assistant sensei.
Jim: Okay.
and later in the same episode
Jim: Hey, Dwight. As sempai, do you ever think there's gonna be a day where humans and robots can peacefully coexist?
Dwight: Impossible. The way they're programmed...
Dwight: You're mocking me.
Jim: No, I'm not.
Dwight: Well, let me offer you a little piece of advice. I am not afraid, to make an example out of you.
Jim: Well, that's not advice. What advice sounds like is this. Um, don't ever bring your purple belt to work because someone might......steeaal it.
Dwight: Okay, give that back to me.
Jim: Okay, say please.
Dwight: No, that is not a toy.
Jim: Please.
Dwight: Please?
Jim: Good. And it absolutely is a toy. Arigato.
Dwight: Arigato. This is not a toy. This is a message for the entire office so that everyone could see that I am capable of physically dominating them.
Dwight: No. That was my sensei.
Jim: Oh, thought it was your mom.
Dwight: I am now sempai, which is assistant sensei.
Jim: Assistant to the sensei, that's pretty cool.
Dwight: Assistant sensei.
Jim: Okay.
and later in the same episode
Jim: Hey, Dwight. As sempai, do you ever think there's gonna be a day where humans and robots can peacefully coexist?
Dwight: Impossible. The way they're programmed...
Dwight: You're mocking me.
Jim: No, I'm not.
Dwight: Well, let me offer you a little piece of advice. I am not afraid, to make an example out of you.
Jim: Well, that's not advice. What advice sounds like is this. Um, don't ever bring your purple belt to work because someone might......steeaal it.
Dwight: Okay, give that back to me.
Jim: Okay, say please.
Dwight: No, that is not a toy.
Jim: Please.
Dwight: Please?
Jim: Good. And it absolutely is a toy. Arigato.
Dwight: Arigato. This is not a toy. This is a message for the entire office so that everyone could see that I am capable of physically dominating them.