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posted by schnoodle11
(The салат Children are in their headquarters. They are being waited on hand and foot be their slaves, Paul and Dexter.)

Ramona: Dorkster! еще pizza! NOW!

Dexter: But I'm massaging her feet.

Ramona: I DON'T CARE!

Dexter: Aren't Ты guys supposed to like salad?

The салат Children: Sometimes.

Amy: Hey, guys, do Ты ever think we need еще people? Like, not slaves, или one of us, bot sorta like a subordinate?

Ashley: agdffsjajejdshshahejajejdjfhriy

Darcy: Gosh, Ashley, stop that!

Amanda: Paul, get me another soda!

Amy: C'mon, guys, we don't even have ГИР yet. We need someone to help.

Ashley: The Salad...
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posted by schnoodle11
Comrads of The салат Children, the Chefy Three are patrol the universe fearlessly. This is the tale of how they came to be

The PAT

Once upon a time, there was a meteor that came hurdling from the sky. It was really big. A person named Juju who was very curious and odd went over to investigate. She brushed the dust off the meteor and it had Письмо on it that сказал(-а) PAT. Suddenly, the meteor exploded and revealed A GIANT ROBOT THINGY! It сказал(-а) in a robotic tone, "I am P-A-T. I have come from the planet Eating to harvest the fine ingredients from this planet and serve them to my higher-ups." Juju...
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posted by schnoodle11
(ok, this prolige is REALLY dramatic. You'll know who the person who's telling this story is soon enough. This person's not gonna tell the whole story, and different POVs are gonna be in the story. In case you're confused, this is supposed to be in the MIDDLE of the actual story, so I guess that this doesn't really count as a prolouge. Oh, well.)


I turned and looked at her. Her салат fork was held high above my head. "I hope you're happy, Amy," I сказал(-а) to her. Tears welled in her eyes. "Shut up!" she yelled, "It's your fault this all happened! Thanks to you, I'll never see my team mates again!"...
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posted by boomerlover
One time about 3 hours ago, there were five girls who were obsessed with salad. Thus Schnoodle11, DaisyLove, PowerPossible, BoomerLoverFan, and BoomerLover go around, fighting the spoiled and evil Еда that make Ты sick.

Schnoodle11 being the leader, leads the team into Еда fights and being the healthy treat.

Er, there goes Ashley and the seizure-AJKLSDFKASFJKSGJKGHSAESJKJKL- again. BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Er, and the ma lazah thing too.

When the салат children unite, they become a салат and shoots салат and tomatoes in a fiery pace. We hold the power, the strength, and the ranch dressing, and leaves, become a powerful bunch of gooey, yummy, and healthy greens!!



салат CHILDREN UNITE!!!!!!!
 I'm a салат Child!
I'm a Salad Child!
added by boomerlover
Source: Me, took a while