TVD confessions <3

Elena was lying on a hospital, surrounded by her friends. She was awake and a little annoyed.
“I’m fine, I want to go home” she said.
“You fainted, Elena. Ты need to slow down a bit” Caroline сказал(-а) bossy.
“I just have a low blood pressure, which is no surprise” Elena сказал(-а) pointing at her neck.
“Well, the doctor wants Ты to stay here for the night” Stefan said. “And I agree with him”
“This is a conspiracy” Elena сказал(-а) grumpy.
“We can stay if Ты want” Jeremy suggested.
“And stop me from leaving, right” Elena said, figuring her brother out. “No, Ты can all leave,...

Desio988 wrote this on vampirediaries.net and i think they makes some good points.
Stefans not copying Damon. Paul isn't copying Ian. They are both amazing actors with different approaches/styles to different characters.

Sidenote: Does anyone remember the episode in season 2. Where STEFAN had the room
full of girls to feed on? That was Stefan's thing, not Damons.

k, everything I'm bout to say, has a perameter. The parameter is....when they are evil. So only concentrate on when they are evil. Not when they are good.

They have two different approaches to this "being bad" thing. Here's the reason why....

Ever wondered what the characters of TVD would sound like giving voicemails? Here’s your chance to find out!

Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, или I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call Ты later. *beep*

Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is или I’m...

Comparisons are easily done
Once you've had a taste of perfection
Like an яблоко hanging from a tree
I picked the ripest one
I still got the seed

You сказал(-а) Переместить on
Where do I go
I guess секунда best
Is all I will know

Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of Ты
What Ты would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into your eyes

You're like an Indian summer
In the middle of winter
Like a hard Конфеты
With a surprise center
How do I get better
Once I've had the best
You сказал(-а) there's
Tons of рыба in the water
So the waters I will test

He kissed my lips
I taste your...