She works down town in an un-marked bar
Flying round poles she always gave me the fright of my life..
I didn’t mean to get involved
It was the alcohol mixed with an empty feeling inside
It’s such a bad idea, falling in Любовь with the lady of the night

Why couldn’t God give her two left feet
Then she couldn’t run away from me

Months go by and I’m alone in bed
While she’s greasing up for when the business men and lawyers arrive
I’ve got to wear a beard, a suit and tie and get past the door if I want see my girl tonight
I go to all this effort just to see my fair Patricia going Главная with...

I’m back in Liverpool and everything seems the same
But I worked something out last night
That changed this little boy’s brain
A small piece of Совет that took 22 years in the make
And i will break it for Ты now
Please learn from my mistakes
Please learn from my mistakes

Let’s dance to Joy Division and celebrate the irony
Everything is going wrong but we’re so happy
Let’s dance to Joy Division and raise our glass to the ceiling
Because this could all go so wrong but we’re just so happy
Yeah we’re so happy

So if you’re ever feeling down grab your кошелек and take a taxi
To the darker side...

It's 8 o' clock and I'm feeling fine
I'm out on a дата tonight
In a candle lit restaurant down by the riverside
Everything’s going alright I guess
She took down my number and Главная address
Everything was going perfectly until...

It backfired at the disco,
she slapped me at the disco,
I did something I'll never forget!

It was a chat-up line built not to impress
More a sleazy remark on her whorish dress
My wires crossed like they've never done before
Well it's 3 o' clock and I'm feeling shite
I'm going Главная alone tonight
Everything was going perfectly until ...

It backfired at the disco, she slapped me at...