Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down Далее to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I Актёрское искусство surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's Переместить on to the characters. The first girl on the Список is Cassandra.

Cassandra: link

Narrator: She wears a blouse, and stockings, but no panties. This makes her outfit revealing, which pleases her. Although most men run away just by staring at her, some take her home, and proceed to have sex with her.
Cassandra: *Having sex with a Болталка dude* Bertram, keep giving it to me!!
Болталка Dude: Am I gonna make еще cameos in this show?
Narrator: I don't know. Далее up, Addie.

Addie: link

Narrator: She is the smart one, always striving to set a good example for her friends, and other characters in this show. By doing this.
Addie: *Sucking a man's dick while getting fucked in the ass*
Narrator: Not sure how that sets a good example, but moving on. Далее up is Eula.

Eula: link

Narrator: Her interests include wrestling, and of all things, farting. Yes, she is interested in....why am I repeating myself? MOVING ON!!!!!! To someone that actually has common sense.

Stephanie: link

Narrator: This girl is actually normal, compared to the rest of the wacky citizens of Animeland. She is not a slut, her body parts are of decent size, and even though her hair is a little messy, she still looks very beautiful. Stephanie also enjoys gardening.
Stephanie: *Humming while planting seeds to peppers, and carrots* Hm? *Sees a bunny hop towards her* Oh. How cute. *Giggles*
Narrator: Also she loves cute things. Далее up...

Stacey: link

Narrator: This girl likes to go fishing, which makes sense considering that she lives Далее to the pier.
Stacey: *Naked, inside Болталка dude's bedroom, giving him a blowjob*
Болталка Dude: I did make another cameo, excellent!
Narrator: I hate my job, moving on!!

Marisa: link

Narrator: No, no, no! We are not discussing her!!
Marisa: What's wrong? Aren't I good enough for you?
Narrator: Ты have fifty other boyfriends, go have sex with them!!

Kat: link

Narrator: She's a slut like Marisa, only in a classier outfit. Next!!

Fat Pat: link

Narrator: Oh wow, our first male character. Only, this guy has a nasty habbit. He runs a gang that kidnaps women, and keeps them as sex slaves. Don't let his looks deceive you. He maybe fat, but he's very tough.

Shirtless Shane: confused-man.deviantart.com/art/Shirtless-Shane-670079374

Narrator: секунда in command for Fat Pat's gang. What do Ты do when you're not kidnapping women?
Shirtless Shane: Recreate our Избранное scenes from The Godfather trilogy!
Narrator: Oh, he also likes to shout a lot.

Bruce: link

Narrator: He thinks he's part of a волк family, there's nothing interesting about this guy.
Bruce: Really?
Narrator: Next.

Fred: link

Narrator: This guy, and Bruce are also part of Fat Pat's gang. *Falling asleep* next.

Daniel: link

Narrator: Hyper hispanic boy that is not part of Fat Pat's gang.

Lew: link

Narrator: Another mexican. Send him to the states, I'm sure Trump can find something good for him.

Masuke: link

Narrator: Okay, back to the girls. I'm really nervous. Please be like Stephanie.
Masuke: How many blowjobs did she give you?
Narrator: Nope! Moving on!

Nicole: link

Narrator: Enjoys living on the beach, and-
Nicole: *Having sex with a man at high speed*
Narrator: Oh my god!! It's like watching porn at fast forward! Moving on.

Veronica: link

Veronica: *Farts while masturbating*
Narrator: Seriously. I'm not getting paid enough for this.

Molly: link

Molly: *Masturbating while petting a kitten*
Narrator: I know Ты like cats, but this is wrong on so many levels.

Theresa: link

Narrator: Finally, another normal girl that isn't-
Theresa: Having sex? It's only because I just finished getting laid by some dude.
Болталка Dude: *Arrives* Did Ты miss me?
Narrator: Bertram?!?!?!

Alinah: link

Alinah: *Walking down a street*
Man 53: Hello.
Alinah: OH MY GOD!!! CALM DOWN!!!!!!!
Narrator: Oh. You're one of those girls....i see... Well at least Ты didn't-
Alinah: *Farts*
Narrator: That's it! I quit!!
Alinah: But we're just getting started.
Narrator: I don't care!!! Your first adventure is getting postponed to episode 2!!
Cassandra: *Walks up with Addie, and Marisa* Was it something we did?
Marisa: или said?
Alinah: *Farts*

Ending theme

Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have Ты in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheese pies!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 30, 2017

Song (Start at 0:20): link

Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let Ты know what'll happen in the Далее episode.
Fat Pat: Далее up in Oh My Freaking God, Cassandra and her Друзья have a contest against Masuke, and her friends.
Shirtless Shane: And we also make cameos! Hooray for cameos!!