Episodes 85, 86, and 87 have been combined into one long article.
Narrator: Sean, and Austin were getting passengers onto their train. I arrived to get pictures of them for the Фото company I was working for.
Passengers: *Getting on board the train*
Sean: Conductor, when do we leave for Nova Station?
Conductor: Five minutes.
Austin: *Sees S.B. walking towards them* Hey, it's S.B.
S.B: Hello guys, and smile. You're wanted in a picture for a newspaper article.
Sean: Fantastic.
Narrator: I took their picture, then moved to the left side of their track to get pictures of the cranes. Just then, a ship arrived, blowing it's horn.
Sean: What do Ты think is on that ship?
Austin: Containers. Just like 90% of the other ships.
Narrator: But it wasn't containers. One кран unloaded an engine, followed by four more.
Jess: *Annoyed* It is about time we got off that ship.
S.B: *Looks at Jess, and the four others* Hey, I've never seen engines like Ты around here before. Where did you-
Jess: *Blows steam into S.B's face*
S.B: *Losing his balance* Whoa!!! *Falls into the ocean*
Theme Song: link
Sean: S.B!
Austin: You'll pay for that!
Jess: No we won't. We're going to the Eastwood & Mossberg.
Intro
Sean: *Double heading a passenger train with Jazlin*
Makenzie: *Leaving Mossberg Harbor with five freight cars*
Grayback: *With Dan, and Brandon at freight depot 3*
танковый, панцер, за танковую атаку & Robert: *Going over a bridge with their freight train*
Kenny: *Stops at Eastwood with his freight train*
Juliette: *Laughing at Marisa, seeing that she's derailed*
Trainz
Marisa: *Uses her steam to tip Juliette onto her side*
Makenzie: *Her first attempt on pulling her train train has her wheels slip a quarter of a way. The секунда attempt has her do the same thing. On the third attempt, her wheels slip fiercely*
Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
танковый, панцер, за танковую атаку of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.
Megan: *Passing Veronica as they both pull passenger trains*
Makenzie & Casey Jones: *Pulling passenger cars Далее to each other*
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Jess: *Leading the others to Impala Station*
Emily: Ты didn't have to do that.
Jess: Do what?
Emily: Make that poor boy fall into the water.
Jess: Yes I did. He insulted our pride.
Trainz: Bonjour
Stop the song
Anna: What are Ты talking about?
Jess: He was about to ask where we came from. He should have known.
Emily: Ты can't expect everyone to know we are French.
Jess: Everyone must know we are French, for this день will be our best. We will honor ourselves, and everyone in our wonderful country.
Narrator: While that was going on, I was getting myself out of the water.
S.B: *Climbs up the ladder, and gets back onto the harbor* Good thing for that ladder. *Notices Sean, and Austin are gone* They must have left with their passenger train. Now I need to find those five engines, and give them a piece of my mind.
Mily: *Stops near S.B with a passenger train. She notices that S.B's clothes are wet* What happened? Did Ты decide to go swimming without a bathing suit?
S.B: That's one way of looking at it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mily: Did someone push Ты into the ocean?
S.B: That's another way of looking at it. A steam engine, came off a boat, and used her steam to make me lose my balance, and go over the edge.
Mily: Do Ты know what she looks like?
S.B: A black 2-8-0 with оранжевый lipstick. She's with four other engines.
Passengers: *Getting off Mily's train, and gets onto Casey Jones' train*
Casey Jones' Conductor: Everyone's set.
Casey Jones: All aboard. *Blows her whistle twice, and pulls her train out of the harbor*
Mily's Conductor: Okay Mily, Ты got the rest of the день off. I'll get Edward to shunt these for you.
Mily: *To her Conductor* Thanks. *Looks at S.B* Wanna check the Eastwood & Mossberg?
S.B: *Nods, and climbs into Mily's cab*
Mily: *Heads for the проигрыватель, поворотный стол to get turned around*
Narrator: Jess, and the other French engines arrived at Impala Station. They were going to the turntable, but weren't paying attention to the signals.
Mike: *Pulling 25 passenger cars*
Jess: *Leading Anna, Ally, Emily, and Citroën, getting in Mike's path*
Mike: *Stops* Heeey. Don't Ты know how to look at signals?
Anna: *Backs up with Ally, Emily, and Citroën. They stare at Mike, and fall in Любовь with him*
Narrator: Mike Fonzi strikes again, by doing nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Emily: He's hot.
Citroën: I wish the diesels were like him in our country.
Mike: Okay, I forgive Ты ladies. Why don't we-
Jess: Girls!! Get over here!!!
Mike: *Looks at Jess, then at the others* Some other time perhaps.
Ally: Oui.
Anna: *Moves вперед with Ally, Emily, and Citroën*
Emily: I can't wait to get this over with, so we can be with him.
Citroën: *Giggles, but steam comes out of her cylinders*
Anna: Eugh.
Ally: Disgusting.
Emily: Ты better not do that when we begin our business here.
Citroën: *Blushing, embarrassed* Sorry.
Narrator: Alexis was getting prepared to pull her passenger train, when Jess blocked her path.
Alexis: Get out of the way!
Jess: No. Ты will stay here until our controller tells Ты to go.
Alexis: Ms. Scarlett would never give Ты permission to block an engine like this. Who are you?
Ms. Scarlett: *Sticks her megaphone out of a window in the station* What's happening?
Alexis: Ms. Scarlett, when did this engine Присоединиться our line?
Ms. Scarlett: *Looks at Jess* She didn't. Who are you?
Miss. Laurent: An engine of mine!
Song: link
Narrator: Miss. Laurent, was also French. She shouted loudly at Ms. Scarlett as she drove her car, and parked it on the tracks in front of Jess, and Alexis.
Ms. Scarlett: What's the meaning of this?
Miss. Laurent: What do Ты Americans know about railroading?
Ms. Scarlett: Excuse me?
Miss. Laurent: France is superior when it comes to trains, and your American engines are no match for the five engines I brought with me.
Ms. Scarlett: Ты wasted your time travelling all of the way here from France just to tell me this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: Non.
Ms. Scarlett: I'm sorry?
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: That was French for no. Gather five of your engines to challenge my engines in a series of challenges.
Ms. Scarlett: Look, I can't afford to waste time with you, and your rude engines. Get out of here.
Jess: Je ne le crois pas! She called us rude!
Alexis: Well, Ты were blocking the Fonz's path for no reason, and you're currently doing the same thing to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: We do not leave until the five challenges are complete.
Ms. Scarlett: *Sighs* If it'll get rid of Ты six, let's get it over with.
Ally: We're going to win.
Narrator: And the five engines started chanting together.
French Engines: For France! For France! For France! For France!
Citroën: *Blows steam out of her cylinders*
Anna: Citroën!
Jess: What did we tell Ты about that?!
Citroën: I had to let it out! The same thing happens to Ты too Ты know!
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: Well American? Are Ты going to select your five engines, или what?
Ms. Scarlett: Yes. Let me make a phone call first.
Narrator: Ms. Scarlett had to close down the line for the occasion. She called down all of her engines, and it took 25 минуты for all of them to arrive. As for me, and Mily, we stopped at Weaver Station, and talked to The Fonz.
Mily: *Refueling at Weaver Station*
Mike: There were these five French steam engines that I met at Impala Station. They were hot, but one of them was being too bossy to her friends.
Mily: French steam engines?
S.B: Did one of them have оранжевый lipstick?
Mike: Yeah. She was the one being bossy.
S.B: Did Ты get their names?
Mike: No. I wish I did though. They were sexy.
S.B: Uh, give us "that" kind of info later Fonz.
Mike: The Fonz.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: It wouldn't make any sense if I put the in between later, and your name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Then stick to Fonzi.
S.B: Yeah, okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: I'll see Ты two later.
Mily: But your conductor didn't say-
Conductor: All aboard!
Mike: *Ringing his bell*
Mily: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: *Blows his horn twice, and pulls his train away*
Tabby, Bri, Suzie, and Rachael: *Getting in front of Mike* Hi Fonzi.
Mike: Heeey.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: If I wasn't dating Ian, I'd chase him down like those four.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: He's irresistible. *Checks Mily's tender* You're full on coal, and water. Ready to Переместить on?
Mily: Whenever you're ready.
S.B: Let's do it.
Mily: *Moves forward*
Narrator: The both of us continued on to Impala Station...
Ms. Scarlett: Attention everyone.
Narrator: But we weren't expecting to see what was happening between Ms. Scarlett's engines, and Miss. Laurent's engines.
Ms. Scarlett: I have something important to discuss, involving our French visitors.
Alexis: Will it involve them moving out of my way?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jess: I will not Переместить out of your way, until I am told to do so by my controller.
Danielle: How long have Ты been there Alexis?
Alexis: An hour.
Miss. Laurent: Alright American, let's get this started.
Mily: *Stops in front of a switch as workmen are working on it*
Narrator: The two of us were close to Impala Station, but we got stopped by several workmen.
Workman: Ты heading to Impala Station?
S.B: Yes sir.
Workman 3: It'll take 20 минуты for this switch to be fixed. You'll have to wait until then.
Mily: That's okay.
Narrator: For her, but not for me. I wanted to find those five engines, and teach them a lesson for making me fall into the ocean.
Ms. Scarlett: Okay, what's the first challenge?
Miss. Laurent: The first challenge is a tug of war. Jess will participate. Who will Ты use?
Ms. Scarlett: Juliette.
Juliette: *Gets in front of Jess, giving her an evil smile*
Jess: *Backing up, shaking in fear*
Miss. Laurent: Don't back up yet. Wait until the rope is attached.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: It's like Miss. Laurent can't tell that Jess is frightened. She's shaking in fear, worried that the massive Daylight locomotive engine in front of her will tear her to shreds. Using оранжевый spray paint, Miss. Laurent drew a line between the two engines.
Miss. Laurent: The first engine to pass this line loses.
Song: link
Jess: *Sweating*
Juliette: Ты ready?
Jess: No...
Narrator: Miss. Laurent attached the rope to the two engines anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Anna: Come on Jess.
Ally: Ты can do it.
Emily: We're cheering for you.
Citroën: Can I go to The Fonz while I wait for my challenge?
Miss. Laurent: Who is that?
Citroën: This diesel-
Miss. Laurent: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: On your marks. Get set. Go.
Juliette: *Pulling Jess*
Narrator: Jess was so frightened, that she didn't even try to pull Juliette, allowing herself to lose.
Juliette: Victory is mine.
Miss. Laurent: Ты cheated!
Juliette: No I didn't! Jess didn't even try to pull me. She knew I was going to win.
Narrator: Miss. Laurent knew Juliette was telling the truth, but she didn't care. She didn't like to lose. All the same, she gave the Eastwood & Mossberg a point on a board that got set up by itself. It's from the future.
But the board was just a black board with a wooden frame on wheels.
Audience: *Laughing*
The song fades away as Miss. Laurent explains the Далее challenge
Miss. Laurent: A 0 to 60 test. We will see who goes from 0 to 60, and back to 0 the quickest.
Ms. Scarlett: Hilary, you're up.
Song: link
Hilary: Thank Ты Ms. Scarlett.
Miss. Laurent: Ты are going against Anna.
Anna: *Looking at Hilary on her left*
Hilary: Get ready to lose.
Anna: Look who's talking. You'll have a tough time getting to 60 with those massive cylinders. Are they for attracting diesels?
Hilary: They just got to that size by their selves, unlike yours.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: 3. 2. 1. Go.
Hilary: *Gets in front of Anna*
Anna: Uh oh.
Hilary: *Hits 60, and brakes*
Anna: *Hits 60, and brakes, stopping 3 inches behind Hilary*
Stop the song
Narrator: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Hilary lost. Now I gotta pay my Друзья $500 for betting on Hilary. Meanwhile in the presidential election..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Forget that, nobody cares about who the Далее president is going to be. It's obviously going to be Trump, because he can use his money to rig the election.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: I'm pleased to announce that we are now tied.
Ms. Scarlett: With three еще challenges left, this could be anyone's match.
Miss. Laurent: The Далее challenge is shunting.
Ms. Scarlett: Shunting? What's that?
Miss. Laurent: Shunting coaches.
Larissa: She means switching passenger cars Ms. Scarlett.
Ms. Scarlett: Oh.
Miss. Laurent: *Looks at Larissa* A Black 5? That's a British locomotive. She cannot be used for any challenges. It's only American engines, VS French engines.
Larissa: Whatever. I didn't want to take part anyway.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Miss. Laurent: For the shunting competition, I will use Citroën.
Citroën: Merci.
Ms. Scarlett: *Looks at Citroën* Okay, I'll use Zoe.
Narrator: Kinsey, and Hayley each shunted six coaches for Zoe, and Citroën to use for the challenge.
Miss. Laurent: This is what will happen Ты two. Ты will work your way West, all of the way to Eastwood Station. Ты will drop your first coach off at Ballantine Station, and work your way to Eastwood, dropping off every coach at each station Ты stop at. Once Ты drop off all coaches, Ты will pull five еще to Eastwood, and bring them to different platforms. Everyone ready?
Zoe & Citroën: *Couples up to the 6 coaches*
Marisa: Ты got this Zoe.
Jade: Ты can win.
Emily: Go for it Citroën.
Ally: Ты can win Citroën.
Miss. Laurent: Ready. Set. Go.
Zoe: *Slipping, and blushing* Yes!
Narrator: Ты should have сказал(-а) that when Miss. Laurent сказал(-а) ready.
Audience: *Laughing*
Citroën: *Also slipping as she tries to Переместить the 6 coaches* Hnnnnnng!
Narrator: Well, neither of them are moving anywhere.
Audience: *Laughing*
Citroën: *Continues to slip, and blows steam out of her cylinders*
Zoe: *Also blowing out steam as she continues to slip* Oh this feels so good. The competition can wait.
Miss. Laurent: What have I done?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I feel like people are going to ask me that Вопрос after seeing this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Zoe: *Slowly moving forward* I'm going. *Stops slipping* Have fun slipping with those coaches non stop.
Citroën: What?! *Slipping again*
Anna: Come on Citroën!
Ally: Ты can do it!
Emily: Use sand.
Citroën: *Pours sand onto the tracks, and starts moving forward. She stops slipping*
Song: link
Citroën: Shame. I am losing. I must catch up.
Zoe: *Passes the switch to Ballantine Station, and goes backwards* No sign of the French engine. I'm winning.
Citroën: *Passes the switch, but keeps moving forward*
Narrator: Citroën was so busy thinking of passing Zoe, that she forgot to go backwards to Ballantine Station.
Zoe: Luck just keeps coming my way. *Backs up at Ballantine Station, and stops with her coaches at the platform*
French People: *Driving a black Mercedes фургон, ван towards the tracks, and stops near Porsche Station*
Citroën: *Pulling into Porsche Station*
French Person 1: Citroën!
Citroën: *Stops at the station*
French Person 1: Ты forgot to stop at Ballantine Station. Get going!
Citroën: Uh oh. *Leaves a coach at Porsche Station, and heads to a switch to head backwards to Ballantine Station*
French Person 1: Get the tools!
French Person 2: Oui. *Goes to the back of the van*
Zoe: *Passes Citroën* Au revoir loser!
Citroën: *Continues heading backwards to Ballantine Station* No matter. The workmen I met earlier will deal with you.
Zoe: *Stops at Porsche Station to drop off a coach. After the coach is uncoupled, she continues on with the remaining four coaches*
French Person 1: She passed us!
French Person 2: It's okay. Damage the track for the Далее challenge. The American won't notice.
Citroën: *Passes the French people*
French Person 1: Now.
French Person 2: *Taking nails out of the tracks* The rails will be weak without these nails.
French Person 1: They won't notice they are missing until too late. Génie! Hahahaha!
Narrator: Meanwhile, Citroën was catching up to Zoe.
Zoe: *Stops at Angler Station, uncouples one coach, and moves forward*
Citroën: *Stops at Angler Station, uncouples one coach, and moves forward* I'm catching up to you!
Zoe: Not on my watch! *Goes up a hill*
Citroën: *Sees the hill* Uh oh....
Narrator: Citroën was not good at climbing hills, no matter how heavy или light her train was. She always had a hard time going up hills, but she tried her hardest, and passed Zoe, until...
Zoe: *Passes Citroën* Not happening.
Citroën: *Her speed goes down to 5 miles an hour, and her wheels start to slip* Oh no!!!
Stop the song
Narrator: In the end, Zoe won.
Zoe: But we're not at the ending of the episode yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: We'll get there.
French People: *Arriving at Impala Station in the van*
French Person 1: *Gets out, and whispers into Miss. Laurent's megaphone*
Ms. Scarlett: What is he telling you?
Miss. Laurent: Oh. It was the 4th challenge. Another race, only this time, no stops until Ты reach the end. Since the coaches from the Назад challenge have not been moved yet, the race will end at Hunterdon.
Narrator: As soon as she сказал(-а) that, I arrived with Mily.
S.B: *Jumps out of Mily's cab* Hold everything!!
French Person 1: *Trying to lift the van* I can't. It's too heavy!
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Spots Jess* You!! I gotta have a word with you!!
Jess: Save it until the challenges are complete.
S.B: What challenges?
Miss. Laurent: Young man. Ты just interrupted a series of challenges competing my engines, against these Americans. Even though we didn't begin the Далее challenge yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Ms. Scarlett, what's going on here?
Ms. Scarlett: There's nothing I can do to stop her. She won't leave until all five challenges are complete.
S.B: *Sees the board* The Americans are winning 2 to 1, and there's 2 еще challenges left. *Looks at Miss. Laurent* Ты might as well give up. *Looks at the French engines* They have no chance against Ms. Scarlett's engines. Ты may have one victory, but that's all you'll ever get. Now why don't Ты get back to Mossberg Harbor, and get out of here?
Miss. Laurent: Your words will not make us give up. We will succeed. The 4th challenge is a race. Ally's вверх speed is 141 miles an hour.
Marisa: 141?
Danielle: *To Jessica* Can Ты go that fast?
Jessica: No, my вверх speed is 95.
Juliette: Does anyone here that hasn't gone yet go 141 miles an hour, или faster?
Holly: *Worried* None of us can go that fast!!
Mily: I can.
Narrator: Everyone looked at Mily as she сказал(-а) that.
S.B: She has a вверх speed of 143. What do Ты say Ms. Scarlett?
Ms. Scarlett: What do Ты say Miss. Laurent? Is Mily allowed to participate in the race against Ally?
Miss. Laurent: Sure. It's not like she's going to beat my engine anyway.
S.B: *Pats Mily's cab* Don't doubt this blue beauty. She can go faster than any engine on this island.
Mily: *Backs up Далее to Ally in Impala Station*
Narrator: This was it. The big moment. The 4th challenge of the Americans VS The French. If Mily won this race, the Americans would be victorious, but if the French won, they'd get another chance at winning the competition with a 5th challenge.
Miss. Laurent: Jess, Emily, shunt the coaches for Ally, and... Billy?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Giggles* It's Mily.
Miss. Laurent: Don't Ты dare make fun of me.
Mily: *Sad* I, wasn't.
S.B: She lacks a sense of humor. What else would Ты expect from the French?
Audience: *Laughing*
Juliette: To be afraid of everything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Juliette: I'm surprised they challenged us to these challenges.
S.B: Ты really think the French are afraid of everything?
Juliette: Yes.
Mily: That's an outdated stereotype.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: STOP INSULTING US!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Come out of your car, and make us. I'm actually surprised you're driving an old Mercury, and not something from your country.
Miss. Laurent: Just because I'm French, doesn't mean I have to drive a French car. Does it?
S.B: No. I guess you're one of those French ladies that prefer American cars.
Miss. Laurent: I am.
Narrator: Jess got Mily's coaches, and Emily got Ally's coaches.
Jess: *Stays behind Mily's train*
Emily: *Backing up* Are Ты coming Jess?
Jess: Of course. I'm just low on steam.
Emily: Okay. *Heads back to the others*
Miss. Laurent: Ты are now coupled up to ten coaches. After being refueled by Ms. Scarlett's workers, Ты are full on coal, and water, and can go from here to Hunterdon Station non stop.
Ally: *Looking at Mily* Ты will lose American.
Mily: Speak for yourself.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Miss. Laurent: Don't disappoint me Ally. Ты know what to do.
Ally: Oui mademoiselle.
Juliette: And Ты better not disappoint me Ты two.
S.B: What are Ты including me in this for? I'm just here for moral support.
Mily: And you're also my good luck charm.
S.B: *Nods* Hm, there's a first.
Ms. Scarlett: On your marks.
Anna & Citroën: Go Ally!
Emily: *Notices Jess has not returned*
Miss. Laurent: Get set!
Emily: *Goes backwards*
Jess: *Still coupled up to Mily's train with her brakes on*
Ms. Scarlett, and Miss. Laurent: Go!!
Ally: *Leaves the station*
Mily: *Slips, and can't pull her train*
Emily: *Heading to the back of Mily's train*
S.B: Something's not right here.
Mily: *Slips on her 2nd attempt to pull her train*
Danielle: Something's wrong.
Zoe: Come on Mily, go for it!
Emily: *Sees Jess* Jess!! How dare you!! Uncouple yourself right now!!
Jess: *Uncouples from Mily's train*
Mily: *Takes off* Phew.
S.B: *Sees Jess, getting a lecture from Emily* I think someone coupled up to the back of our train. Good thing someone stopped her, otherwise we'd still be stuck there.
Mily: So the French engines are willing to cheat to win, huh? Well, we'll still win this race. *Catching up to Ally*
Emily: *Pushing Jess to Miss. Laurent* Miss. Laurent! Did Ты tell Jess to couple up to Mily's train?
Miss. Laurent: Uhh.. *Sweat goes down the door of her car from her megaphone* Yes?
Ms. Scarlett: That's an automatic win for us then. Get them back here.
Miss. Laurent: It's too late.
Ms. Scarlett: What do Ты mean too late? Ты gave your own engine a head start.
Jade: Yeah! That ain't fair!
Alinah: Ты cheater!
Miss. Laurent: Ты want them to come back? Ты fetch them.
Ms. Scarlett: Fine. *Gets into her Porsche, and drives away*
Miss. Laurent: No matter. She won't catch up to them. *Gives her own team a 2nd point*
Holly: What's that for?
Miss. Laurent: Ты see, Ally is going to win the race, because sometime soon, Mily will crash, and lose the race. Hopefully, Ms. Scarlett does not return, putting me in control of these challenges-
Holly: That's not fair!
Emily: She's right. You're taking this too far!
Citroën: I agree with Emily. You're a terrible person, for allowing yourself to cheat in order to win.
Holly: Never mind that. We gotta stop Mily from crashing.
Juliette: There's nothing we can do. Let's hope Ms. Scarlett, или somebody else stops her in time.
Song: link
Ms. Scarlett: *Passing the two engines in her cars*
S.B: *Sees Ms. Scarlett* Hey, Ms. Scarlett's on the road to our right.
Mily: I wonder what she's up to.
Ms. Scarlett: I'm too far away for them to hear me. I have to warn them up ahead. *Going over 150 miles an hour*
Ally: I Любовь success.
Mily: *Passing Ally* See Ты at the finish line. *Increasing her speed*
Ally: No Ты won't.
Ms. Scarlett: *Stops her car at Porsche Station* I have to turn the signals red for them to stop.
S.B: *Sees the red signal* Ты see that?
Mily: Yeah. They probably want us to head back to Impala Station. *Applies her brakes*
Ally: Oh no Ты don't! *Gets behind Mily's train, switches onto her track, and pushes Mily*
Mily: *Notices she's increasing speed* Uh, what's going on?
S.B: Your brakes are still on, and your regulator is closed. Somebody's pushing us!! Go in reverse!
Ms. Scarlett: *Watching Ally push Mily* What is she doing? *Notices part of the track with no nails* Uh oh. I better plan ahead, and get some help. *Drives away in her car*
Ally: *Slows down, watching Mily go towards the tracks with no nails*
S.B: She stopped pushing us. That's good.
Mily: *Sees the track ahead of her with no nails* Oh no, WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!!
S.B: What?! *Sees the track with no nails* AHH!!!
Mily: *Derails, and goes to the left, falling onto her side*
S.B: *Climbs out of Mily's cab. He tries to walk, but falls down*
Mily: *Worried* S.B?
S.B: *Rolls over onto his back, but becomes unconscious, and closes his eyes*
Mily: *Tears come out of her eyes as she watches S.B* S.B!! Oh, what did I do?
Song: link
Ally: *Stops Далее to Mily* It seems that Americans can't win at racing after all.
Mily: Yeah, no wonder. After Ты get a head start, I get sabotaged on bad tracks.
Ally: *Looks at S.B* A shame about your friend. *Points a gun at him*
Mily: NO! *More tears come out of her eyes* Don't do anything to him!
Narrator: Yeah, please don't. It's already dark enough with the crash, and the music, and the speech you're giving to Mily..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: ..So please don't shoot any bullets.
Ally: What's wrong with the music? It was used in the Pixar short, Geri's Game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Okay, Ты know what? Forget it. No еще music.
Stop the song
Ms. Scarlett: *Arrives with three police officers in three police cars, as Juliette, and падуб, holly, холли arrive with cranes*
Juliette: Oh Ally! *Stops behind her*
Holly: The cops would like to have a word with you.
Narrator: And an скорая помощь also arrived to take me to the hospital. A few days later, I drove to Impala Station to check on Ms. Scarlett, and her engines on the Eastwood & Mossberg.
S.B: *Sitting Далее to Ms. Scarlett's megaphone, sticking out of a window*
Ms. Scarlett: I'm so glad you're feeling better S.B.
S.B: Thanks. How did everything go with the Frenchies?
Emily: *Stops in front of him* Just fine, thank Ты very much.
S.B: Uh....
Narrator: I thought they were gone.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Ms. Scarlett: It's okay. She, and Citroën helped to make Miss. Laurent, and her other engines leave the Island Of Errol for good.
S.B: And, where is Citroën?
Ms. Scarlett: In Eastwood. I found out that's she's actually Romanian. Not French.
Emily: So even if we didn't cheat in the race with Ally VS Mily, we would still be disqualified for having Citroën participate.
Narrator: Miss. Laurent did say it was American VS French engines only, and she broke her own rule in an attempt to win an event she Остаться в живых at anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: When will the French learn not to cheat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Let's check on Citroën.
Citroën is Далее to Holly, and Alinah at the station
Holly: Are Ты enjoying everything on this railroad?
Citroën: I most certainly am. Thank Ты very much for letting me stay here.
Alinah: No problem.
Holly: We should be thanking you, and Emily, for helping us get rid of Miss. Laurent, and her other engines.
Citroën: Hehe, the pleasure is all ours. *Blows steam from her cylinders, and blushes*
Alinah: On the other hand, that smells terrible.
Holly: Ты should try to stop doing that.
Citroën: I am, but there's nothing I can do to stop it.
Alinah: By the way, how did Ты get the name Citroën?
Citroën: My builder drove a car with the same name.
Song (Start at 2:25): link
Conductor: All aboard!
Citroën: It's time for me to go. Au revoir. *Pulls her train out of the station*
Holly: Bye Citroën
Alinah: See Ты soon.
Narrator: And as soon as Citroën left the station, Holly, and Alinah got the all aboard from their conductors too.
Ending theme (Start at 1:10): link
The end credits begin with Holly, and Alinah leaving the station with their passenger trains, side by side.
Characters used for episode
Sean
Austin
Jess
Emily
Anna
Ally
Citroën
Hilary
Mily
Ms. Scarlett
Miss. Laurent
Danielle
Juliette
Larissa
Zoe
Alinah
Marisa
Jade
Jessica
падуб, holly, холли
And S.B AKA Sean Bodine
Songs used for episode
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Return Of The Supercycle: Alan Silvestri
Valse Moderne: Ren & Stimpy Soundtrack
Tom Foolery: Spongebob Squarepants Soundtrack
гитара Boogie Shuffle: The Virtues
A Drive In The Country: Bill Conti
Hit & Run: Ren & Stimpy Soundtrack
Flambee Montalbanaise: Gus Viseur Et Son Orchestre
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from July 20, 2016
Narrator: Sean, and Austin were getting passengers onto their train. I arrived to get pictures of them for the Фото company I was working for.
Passengers: *Getting on board the train*
Sean: Conductor, when do we leave for Nova Station?
Conductor: Five minutes.
Austin: *Sees S.B. walking towards them* Hey, it's S.B.
S.B: Hello guys, and smile. You're wanted in a picture for a newspaper article.
Sean: Fantastic.
Narrator: I took their picture, then moved to the left side of their track to get pictures of the cranes. Just then, a ship arrived, blowing it's horn.
Sean: What do Ты think is on that ship?
Austin: Containers. Just like 90% of the other ships.
Narrator: But it wasn't containers. One кран unloaded an engine, followed by four more.
Jess: *Annoyed* It is about time we got off that ship.
S.B: *Looks at Jess, and the four others* Hey, I've never seen engines like Ты around here before. Where did you-
Jess: *Blows steam into S.B's face*
S.B: *Losing his balance* Whoa!!! *Falls into the ocean*
Theme Song: link
Sean: S.B!
Austin: You'll pay for that!
Jess: No we won't. We're going to the Eastwood & Mossberg.
Intro
Sean: *Double heading a passenger train with Jazlin*
Makenzie: *Leaving Mossberg Harbor with five freight cars*
Grayback: *With Dan, and Brandon at freight depot 3*
танковый, панцер, за танковую атаку & Robert: *Going over a bridge with their freight train*
Kenny: *Stops at Eastwood with his freight train*
Juliette: *Laughing at Marisa, seeing that she's derailed*
Trainz
Marisa: *Uses her steam to tip Juliette onto her side*
Makenzie: *Her first attempt on pulling her train train has her wheels slip a quarter of a way. The секунда attempt has her do the same thing. On the third attempt, her wheels slip fiercely*
Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
танковый, панцер, за танковую атаку of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.
Megan: *Passing Veronica as they both pull passenger trains*
Makenzie & Casey Jones: *Pulling passenger cars Далее to each other*
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Jess: *Leading the others to Impala Station*
Emily: Ты didn't have to do that.
Jess: Do what?
Emily: Make that poor boy fall into the water.
Jess: Yes I did. He insulted our pride.
Trainz: Bonjour
Stop the song
Anna: What are Ты talking about?
Jess: He was about to ask where we came from. He should have known.
Emily: Ты can't expect everyone to know we are French.
Jess: Everyone must know we are French, for this день will be our best. We will honor ourselves, and everyone in our wonderful country.
Narrator: While that was going on, I was getting myself out of the water.
S.B: *Climbs up the ladder, and gets back onto the harbor* Good thing for that ladder. *Notices Sean, and Austin are gone* They must have left with their passenger train. Now I need to find those five engines, and give them a piece of my mind.
Mily: *Stops near S.B with a passenger train. She notices that S.B's clothes are wet* What happened? Did Ты decide to go swimming without a bathing suit?
S.B: That's one way of looking at it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mily: Did someone push Ты into the ocean?
S.B: That's another way of looking at it. A steam engine, came off a boat, and used her steam to make me lose my balance, and go over the edge.
Mily: Do Ты know what she looks like?
S.B: A black 2-8-0 with оранжевый lipstick. She's with four other engines.
Passengers: *Getting off Mily's train, and gets onto Casey Jones' train*
Casey Jones' Conductor: Everyone's set.
Casey Jones: All aboard. *Blows her whistle twice, and pulls her train out of the harbor*
Mily's Conductor: Okay Mily, Ты got the rest of the день off. I'll get Edward to shunt these for you.
Mily: *To her Conductor* Thanks. *Looks at S.B* Wanna check the Eastwood & Mossberg?
S.B: *Nods, and climbs into Mily's cab*
Mily: *Heads for the проигрыватель, поворотный стол to get turned around*
Narrator: Jess, and the other French engines arrived at Impala Station. They were going to the turntable, but weren't paying attention to the signals.
Mike: *Pulling 25 passenger cars*
Jess: *Leading Anna, Ally, Emily, and Citroën, getting in Mike's path*
Mike: *Stops* Heeey. Don't Ты know how to look at signals?
Anna: *Backs up with Ally, Emily, and Citroën. They stare at Mike, and fall in Любовь with him*
Narrator: Mike Fonzi strikes again, by doing nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Emily: He's hot.
Citroën: I wish the diesels were like him in our country.
Mike: Okay, I forgive Ты ladies. Why don't we-
Jess: Girls!! Get over here!!!
Mike: *Looks at Jess, then at the others* Some other time perhaps.
Ally: Oui.
Anna: *Moves вперед with Ally, Emily, and Citroën*
Emily: I can't wait to get this over with, so we can be with him.
Citroën: *Giggles, but steam comes out of her cylinders*
Anna: Eugh.
Ally: Disgusting.
Emily: Ты better not do that when we begin our business here.
Citroën: *Blushing, embarrassed* Sorry.
Narrator: Alexis was getting prepared to pull her passenger train, when Jess blocked her path.
Alexis: Get out of the way!
Jess: No. Ты will stay here until our controller tells Ты to go.
Alexis: Ms. Scarlett would never give Ты permission to block an engine like this. Who are you?
Ms. Scarlett: *Sticks her megaphone out of a window in the station* What's happening?
Alexis: Ms. Scarlett, when did this engine Присоединиться our line?
Ms. Scarlett: *Looks at Jess* She didn't. Who are you?
Miss. Laurent: An engine of mine!
Song: link
Narrator: Miss. Laurent, was also French. She shouted loudly at Ms. Scarlett as she drove her car, and parked it on the tracks in front of Jess, and Alexis.
Ms. Scarlett: What's the meaning of this?
Miss. Laurent: What do Ты Americans know about railroading?
Ms. Scarlett: Excuse me?
Miss. Laurent: France is superior when it comes to trains, and your American engines are no match for the five engines I brought with me.
Ms. Scarlett: Ты wasted your time travelling all of the way here from France just to tell me this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: Non.
Ms. Scarlett: I'm sorry?
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: That was French for no. Gather five of your engines to challenge my engines in a series of challenges.
Ms. Scarlett: Look, I can't afford to waste time with you, and your rude engines. Get out of here.
Jess: Je ne le crois pas! She called us rude!
Alexis: Well, Ты were blocking the Fonz's path for no reason, and you're currently doing the same thing to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: We do not leave until the five challenges are complete.
Ms. Scarlett: *Sighs* If it'll get rid of Ты six, let's get it over with.
Ally: We're going to win.
Narrator: And the five engines started chanting together.
French Engines: For France! For France! For France! For France!
Citroën: *Blows steam out of her cylinders*
Anna: Citroën!
Jess: What did we tell Ты about that?!
Citroën: I had to let it out! The same thing happens to Ты too Ты know!
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: Well American? Are Ты going to select your five engines, или what?
Ms. Scarlett: Yes. Let me make a phone call first.
Narrator: Ms. Scarlett had to close down the line for the occasion. She called down all of her engines, and it took 25 минуты for all of them to arrive. As for me, and Mily, we stopped at Weaver Station, and talked to The Fonz.
Mily: *Refueling at Weaver Station*
Mike: There were these five French steam engines that I met at Impala Station. They were hot, but one of them was being too bossy to her friends.
Mily: French steam engines?
S.B: Did one of them have оранжевый lipstick?
Mike: Yeah. She was the one being bossy.
S.B: Did Ты get their names?
Mike: No. I wish I did though. They were sexy.
S.B: Uh, give us "that" kind of info later Fonz.
Mike: The Fonz.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: It wouldn't make any sense if I put the in between later, and your name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Then stick to Fonzi.
S.B: Yeah, okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: I'll see Ты two later.
Mily: But your conductor didn't say-
Conductor: All aboard!
Mike: *Ringing his bell*
Mily: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: *Blows his horn twice, and pulls his train away*
Tabby, Bri, Suzie, and Rachael: *Getting in front of Mike* Hi Fonzi.
Mike: Heeey.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: If I wasn't dating Ian, I'd chase him down like those four.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: He's irresistible. *Checks Mily's tender* You're full on coal, and water. Ready to Переместить on?
Mily: Whenever you're ready.
S.B: Let's do it.
Mily: *Moves forward*
Narrator: The both of us continued on to Impala Station...
Ms. Scarlett: Attention everyone.
Narrator: But we weren't expecting to see what was happening between Ms. Scarlett's engines, and Miss. Laurent's engines.
Ms. Scarlett: I have something important to discuss, involving our French visitors.
Alexis: Will it involve them moving out of my way?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jess: I will not Переместить out of your way, until I am told to do so by my controller.
Danielle: How long have Ты been there Alexis?
Alexis: An hour.
Miss. Laurent: Alright American, let's get this started.
Mily: *Stops in front of a switch as workmen are working on it*
Narrator: The two of us were close to Impala Station, but we got stopped by several workmen.
Workman: Ты heading to Impala Station?
S.B: Yes sir.
Workman 3: It'll take 20 минуты for this switch to be fixed. You'll have to wait until then.
Mily: That's okay.
Narrator: For her, but not for me. I wanted to find those five engines, and teach them a lesson for making me fall into the ocean.
Ms. Scarlett: Okay, what's the first challenge?
Miss. Laurent: The first challenge is a tug of war. Jess will participate. Who will Ты use?
Ms. Scarlett: Juliette.
Juliette: *Gets in front of Jess, giving her an evil smile*
Jess: *Backing up, shaking in fear*
Miss. Laurent: Don't back up yet. Wait until the rope is attached.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: It's like Miss. Laurent can't tell that Jess is frightened. She's shaking in fear, worried that the massive Daylight locomotive engine in front of her will tear her to shreds. Using оранжевый spray paint, Miss. Laurent drew a line between the two engines.
Miss. Laurent: The first engine to pass this line loses.
Song: link
Jess: *Sweating*
Juliette: Ты ready?
Jess: No...
Narrator: Miss. Laurent attached the rope to the two engines anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Anna: Come on Jess.
Ally: Ты can do it.
Emily: We're cheering for you.
Citroën: Can I go to The Fonz while I wait for my challenge?
Miss. Laurent: Who is that?
Citroën: This diesel-
Miss. Laurent: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: On your marks. Get set. Go.
Juliette: *Pulling Jess*
Narrator: Jess was so frightened, that she didn't even try to pull Juliette, allowing herself to lose.
Juliette: Victory is mine.
Miss. Laurent: Ты cheated!
Juliette: No I didn't! Jess didn't even try to pull me. She knew I was going to win.
Narrator: Miss. Laurent knew Juliette was telling the truth, but she didn't care. She didn't like to lose. All the same, she gave the Eastwood & Mossberg a point on a board that got set up by itself. It's from the future.
But the board was just a black board with a wooden frame on wheels.
Audience: *Laughing*
The song fades away as Miss. Laurent explains the Далее challenge
Miss. Laurent: A 0 to 60 test. We will see who goes from 0 to 60, and back to 0 the quickest.
Ms. Scarlett: Hilary, you're up.
Song: link
Hilary: Thank Ты Ms. Scarlett.
Miss. Laurent: Ты are going against Anna.
Anna: *Looking at Hilary on her left*
Hilary: Get ready to lose.
Anna: Look who's talking. You'll have a tough time getting to 60 with those massive cylinders. Are they for attracting diesels?
Hilary: They just got to that size by their selves, unlike yours.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: 3. 2. 1. Go.
Hilary: *Gets in front of Anna*
Anna: Uh oh.
Hilary: *Hits 60, and brakes*
Anna: *Hits 60, and brakes, stopping 3 inches behind Hilary*
Stop the song
Narrator: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Hilary lost. Now I gotta pay my Друзья $500 for betting on Hilary. Meanwhile in the presidential election..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Forget that, nobody cares about who the Далее president is going to be. It's obviously going to be Trump, because he can use his money to rig the election.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: I'm pleased to announce that we are now tied.
Ms. Scarlett: With three еще challenges left, this could be anyone's match.
Miss. Laurent: The Далее challenge is shunting.
Ms. Scarlett: Shunting? What's that?
Miss. Laurent: Shunting coaches.
Larissa: She means switching passenger cars Ms. Scarlett.
Ms. Scarlett: Oh.
Miss. Laurent: *Looks at Larissa* A Black 5? That's a British locomotive. She cannot be used for any challenges. It's only American engines, VS French engines.
Larissa: Whatever. I didn't want to take part anyway.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Miss. Laurent: For the shunting competition, I will use Citroën.
Citroën: Merci.
Ms. Scarlett: *Looks at Citroën* Okay, I'll use Zoe.
Narrator: Kinsey, and Hayley each shunted six coaches for Zoe, and Citroën to use for the challenge.
Miss. Laurent: This is what will happen Ты two. Ты will work your way West, all of the way to Eastwood Station. Ты will drop your first coach off at Ballantine Station, and work your way to Eastwood, dropping off every coach at each station Ты stop at. Once Ты drop off all coaches, Ты will pull five еще to Eastwood, and bring them to different platforms. Everyone ready?
Zoe & Citroën: *Couples up to the 6 coaches*
Marisa: Ты got this Zoe.
Jade: Ты can win.
Emily: Go for it Citroën.
Ally: Ты can win Citroën.
Miss. Laurent: Ready. Set. Go.
Zoe: *Slipping, and blushing* Yes!
Narrator: Ты should have сказал(-а) that when Miss. Laurent сказал(-а) ready.
Audience: *Laughing*
Citroën: *Also slipping as she tries to Переместить the 6 coaches* Hnnnnnng!
Narrator: Well, neither of them are moving anywhere.
Audience: *Laughing*
Citroën: *Continues to slip, and blows steam out of her cylinders*
Zoe: *Also blowing out steam as she continues to slip* Oh this feels so good. The competition can wait.
Miss. Laurent: What have I done?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I feel like people are going to ask me that Вопрос after seeing this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Zoe: *Slowly moving forward* I'm going. *Stops slipping* Have fun slipping with those coaches non stop.
Citroën: What?! *Slipping again*
Anna: Come on Citroën!
Ally: Ты can do it!
Emily: Use sand.
Citroën: *Pours sand onto the tracks, and starts moving forward. She stops slipping*
Song: link
Citroën: Shame. I am losing. I must catch up.
Zoe: *Passes the switch to Ballantine Station, and goes backwards* No sign of the French engine. I'm winning.
Citroën: *Passes the switch, but keeps moving forward*
Narrator: Citroën was so busy thinking of passing Zoe, that she forgot to go backwards to Ballantine Station.
Zoe: Luck just keeps coming my way. *Backs up at Ballantine Station, and stops with her coaches at the platform*
French People: *Driving a black Mercedes фургон, ван towards the tracks, and stops near Porsche Station*
Citroën: *Pulling into Porsche Station*
French Person 1: Citroën!
Citroën: *Stops at the station*
French Person 1: Ты forgot to stop at Ballantine Station. Get going!
Citroën: Uh oh. *Leaves a coach at Porsche Station, and heads to a switch to head backwards to Ballantine Station*
French Person 1: Get the tools!
French Person 2: Oui. *Goes to the back of the van*
Zoe: *Passes Citroën* Au revoir loser!
Citroën: *Continues heading backwards to Ballantine Station* No matter. The workmen I met earlier will deal with you.
Zoe: *Stops at Porsche Station to drop off a coach. After the coach is uncoupled, she continues on with the remaining four coaches*
French Person 1: She passed us!
French Person 2: It's okay. Damage the track for the Далее challenge. The American won't notice.
Citroën: *Passes the French people*
French Person 1: Now.
French Person 2: *Taking nails out of the tracks* The rails will be weak without these nails.
French Person 1: They won't notice they are missing until too late. Génie! Hahahaha!
Narrator: Meanwhile, Citroën was catching up to Zoe.
Zoe: *Stops at Angler Station, uncouples one coach, and moves forward*
Citroën: *Stops at Angler Station, uncouples one coach, and moves forward* I'm catching up to you!
Zoe: Not on my watch! *Goes up a hill*
Citroën: *Sees the hill* Uh oh....
Narrator: Citroën was not good at climbing hills, no matter how heavy или light her train was. She always had a hard time going up hills, but she tried her hardest, and passed Zoe, until...
Zoe: *Passes Citroën* Not happening.
Citroën: *Her speed goes down to 5 miles an hour, and her wheels start to slip* Oh no!!!
Stop the song
Narrator: In the end, Zoe won.
Zoe: But we're not at the ending of the episode yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: We'll get there.
French People: *Arriving at Impala Station in the van*
French Person 1: *Gets out, and whispers into Miss. Laurent's megaphone*
Ms. Scarlett: What is he telling you?
Miss. Laurent: Oh. It was the 4th challenge. Another race, only this time, no stops until Ты reach the end. Since the coaches from the Назад challenge have not been moved yet, the race will end at Hunterdon.
Narrator: As soon as she сказал(-а) that, I arrived with Mily.
S.B: *Jumps out of Mily's cab* Hold everything!!
French Person 1: *Trying to lift the van* I can't. It's too heavy!
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Spots Jess* You!! I gotta have a word with you!!
Jess: Save it until the challenges are complete.
S.B: What challenges?
Miss. Laurent: Young man. Ты just interrupted a series of challenges competing my engines, against these Americans. Even though we didn't begin the Далее challenge yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Ms. Scarlett, what's going on here?
Ms. Scarlett: There's nothing I can do to stop her. She won't leave until all five challenges are complete.
S.B: *Sees the board* The Americans are winning 2 to 1, and there's 2 еще challenges left. *Looks at Miss. Laurent* Ты might as well give up. *Looks at the French engines* They have no chance against Ms. Scarlett's engines. Ты may have one victory, but that's all you'll ever get. Now why don't Ты get back to Mossberg Harbor, and get out of here?
Miss. Laurent: Your words will not make us give up. We will succeed. The 4th challenge is a race. Ally's вверх speed is 141 miles an hour.
Marisa: 141?
Danielle: *To Jessica* Can Ты go that fast?
Jessica: No, my вверх speed is 95.
Juliette: Does anyone here that hasn't gone yet go 141 miles an hour, или faster?
Holly: *Worried* None of us can go that fast!!
Mily: I can.
Narrator: Everyone looked at Mily as she сказал(-а) that.
S.B: She has a вверх speed of 143. What do Ты say Ms. Scarlett?
Ms. Scarlett: What do Ты say Miss. Laurent? Is Mily allowed to participate in the race against Ally?
Miss. Laurent: Sure. It's not like she's going to beat my engine anyway.
S.B: *Pats Mily's cab* Don't doubt this blue beauty. She can go faster than any engine on this island.
Mily: *Backs up Далее to Ally in Impala Station*
Narrator: This was it. The big moment. The 4th challenge of the Americans VS The French. If Mily won this race, the Americans would be victorious, but if the French won, they'd get another chance at winning the competition with a 5th challenge.
Miss. Laurent: Jess, Emily, shunt the coaches for Ally, and... Billy?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Giggles* It's Mily.
Miss. Laurent: Don't Ты dare make fun of me.
Mily: *Sad* I, wasn't.
S.B: She lacks a sense of humor. What else would Ты expect from the French?
Audience: *Laughing*
Juliette: To be afraid of everything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Juliette: I'm surprised they challenged us to these challenges.
S.B: Ты really think the French are afraid of everything?
Juliette: Yes.
Mily: That's an outdated stereotype.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: STOP INSULTING US!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Come out of your car, and make us. I'm actually surprised you're driving an old Mercury, and not something from your country.
Miss. Laurent: Just because I'm French, doesn't mean I have to drive a French car. Does it?
S.B: No. I guess you're one of those French ladies that prefer American cars.
Miss. Laurent: I am.
Narrator: Jess got Mily's coaches, and Emily got Ally's coaches.
Jess: *Stays behind Mily's train*
Emily: *Backing up* Are Ты coming Jess?
Jess: Of course. I'm just low on steam.
Emily: Okay. *Heads back to the others*
Miss. Laurent: Ты are now coupled up to ten coaches. After being refueled by Ms. Scarlett's workers, Ты are full on coal, and water, and can go from here to Hunterdon Station non stop.
Ally: *Looking at Mily* Ты will lose American.
Mily: Speak for yourself.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Miss. Laurent: Don't disappoint me Ally. Ты know what to do.
Ally: Oui mademoiselle.
Juliette: And Ты better not disappoint me Ты two.
S.B: What are Ты including me in this for? I'm just here for moral support.
Mily: And you're also my good luck charm.
S.B: *Nods* Hm, there's a first.
Ms. Scarlett: On your marks.
Anna & Citroën: Go Ally!
Emily: *Notices Jess has not returned*
Miss. Laurent: Get set!
Emily: *Goes backwards*
Jess: *Still coupled up to Mily's train with her brakes on*
Ms. Scarlett, and Miss. Laurent: Go!!
Ally: *Leaves the station*
Mily: *Slips, and can't pull her train*
Emily: *Heading to the back of Mily's train*
S.B: Something's not right here.
Mily: *Slips on her 2nd attempt to pull her train*
Danielle: Something's wrong.
Zoe: Come on Mily, go for it!
Emily: *Sees Jess* Jess!! How dare you!! Uncouple yourself right now!!
Jess: *Uncouples from Mily's train*
Mily: *Takes off* Phew.
S.B: *Sees Jess, getting a lecture from Emily* I think someone coupled up to the back of our train. Good thing someone stopped her, otherwise we'd still be stuck there.
Mily: So the French engines are willing to cheat to win, huh? Well, we'll still win this race. *Catching up to Ally*
Emily: *Pushing Jess to Miss. Laurent* Miss. Laurent! Did Ты tell Jess to couple up to Mily's train?
Miss. Laurent: Uhh.. *Sweat goes down the door of her car from her megaphone* Yes?
Ms. Scarlett: That's an automatic win for us then. Get them back here.
Miss. Laurent: It's too late.
Ms. Scarlett: What do Ты mean too late? Ты gave your own engine a head start.
Jade: Yeah! That ain't fair!
Alinah: Ты cheater!
Miss. Laurent: Ты want them to come back? Ты fetch them.
Ms. Scarlett: Fine. *Gets into her Porsche, and drives away*
Miss. Laurent: No matter. She won't catch up to them. *Gives her own team a 2nd point*
Holly: What's that for?
Miss. Laurent: Ты see, Ally is going to win the race, because sometime soon, Mily will crash, and lose the race. Hopefully, Ms. Scarlett does not return, putting me in control of these challenges-
Holly: That's not fair!
Emily: She's right. You're taking this too far!
Citroën: I agree with Emily. You're a terrible person, for allowing yourself to cheat in order to win.
Holly: Never mind that. We gotta stop Mily from crashing.
Juliette: There's nothing we can do. Let's hope Ms. Scarlett, или somebody else stops her in time.
Song: link
Ms. Scarlett: *Passing the two engines in her cars*
S.B: *Sees Ms. Scarlett* Hey, Ms. Scarlett's on the road to our right.
Mily: I wonder what she's up to.
Ms. Scarlett: I'm too far away for them to hear me. I have to warn them up ahead. *Going over 150 miles an hour*
Ally: I Любовь success.
Mily: *Passing Ally* See Ты at the finish line. *Increasing her speed*
Ally: No Ты won't.
Ms. Scarlett: *Stops her car at Porsche Station* I have to turn the signals red for them to stop.
S.B: *Sees the red signal* Ты see that?
Mily: Yeah. They probably want us to head back to Impala Station. *Applies her brakes*
Ally: Oh no Ты don't! *Gets behind Mily's train, switches onto her track, and pushes Mily*
Mily: *Notices she's increasing speed* Uh, what's going on?
S.B: Your brakes are still on, and your regulator is closed. Somebody's pushing us!! Go in reverse!
Ms. Scarlett: *Watching Ally push Mily* What is she doing? *Notices part of the track with no nails* Uh oh. I better plan ahead, and get some help. *Drives away in her car*
Ally: *Slows down, watching Mily go towards the tracks with no nails*
S.B: She stopped pushing us. That's good.
Mily: *Sees the track ahead of her with no nails* Oh no, WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!!
S.B: What?! *Sees the track with no nails* AHH!!!
Mily: *Derails, and goes to the left, falling onto her side*
S.B: *Climbs out of Mily's cab. He tries to walk, but falls down*
Mily: *Worried* S.B?
S.B: *Rolls over onto his back, but becomes unconscious, and closes his eyes*
Mily: *Tears come out of her eyes as she watches S.B* S.B!! Oh, what did I do?
Song: link
Ally: *Stops Далее to Mily* It seems that Americans can't win at racing after all.
Mily: Yeah, no wonder. After Ты get a head start, I get sabotaged on bad tracks.
Ally: *Looks at S.B* A shame about your friend. *Points a gun at him*
Mily: NO! *More tears come out of her eyes* Don't do anything to him!
Narrator: Yeah, please don't. It's already dark enough with the crash, and the music, and the speech you're giving to Mily..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: ..So please don't shoot any bullets.
Ally: What's wrong with the music? It was used in the Pixar short, Geri's Game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Okay, Ты know what? Forget it. No еще music.
Stop the song
Ms. Scarlett: *Arrives with three police officers in three police cars, as Juliette, and падуб, holly, холли arrive with cranes*
Juliette: Oh Ally! *Stops behind her*
Holly: The cops would like to have a word with you.
Narrator: And an скорая помощь also arrived to take me to the hospital. A few days later, I drove to Impala Station to check on Ms. Scarlett, and her engines on the Eastwood & Mossberg.
S.B: *Sitting Далее to Ms. Scarlett's megaphone, sticking out of a window*
Ms. Scarlett: I'm so glad you're feeling better S.B.
S.B: Thanks. How did everything go with the Frenchies?
Emily: *Stops in front of him* Just fine, thank Ты very much.
S.B: Uh....
Narrator: I thought they were gone.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Ms. Scarlett: It's okay. She, and Citroën helped to make Miss. Laurent, and her other engines leave the Island Of Errol for good.
S.B: And, where is Citroën?
Ms. Scarlett: In Eastwood. I found out that's she's actually Romanian. Not French.
Emily: So even if we didn't cheat in the race with Ally VS Mily, we would still be disqualified for having Citroën participate.
Narrator: Miss. Laurent did say it was American VS French engines only, and she broke her own rule in an attempt to win an event she Остаться в живых at anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: When will the French learn not to cheat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Let's check on Citroën.
Citroën is Далее to Holly, and Alinah at the station
Holly: Are Ты enjoying everything on this railroad?
Citroën: I most certainly am. Thank Ты very much for letting me stay here.
Alinah: No problem.
Holly: We should be thanking you, and Emily, for helping us get rid of Miss. Laurent, and her other engines.
Citroën: Hehe, the pleasure is all ours. *Blows steam from her cylinders, and blushes*
Alinah: On the other hand, that smells terrible.
Holly: Ты should try to stop doing that.
Citroën: I am, but there's nothing I can do to stop it.
Alinah: By the way, how did Ты get the name Citroën?
Citroën: My builder drove a car with the same name.
Song (Start at 2:25): link
Conductor: All aboard!
Citroën: It's time for me to go. Au revoir. *Pulls her train out of the station*
Holly: Bye Citroën
Alinah: See Ты soon.
Narrator: And as soon as Citroën left the station, Holly, and Alinah got the all aboard from their conductors too.
Ending theme (Start at 1:10): link
The end credits begin with Holly, and Alinah leaving the station with their passenger trains, side by side.
Characters used for episode
Sean
Austin
Jess
Emily
Anna
Ally
Citroën
Hilary
Mily
Ms. Scarlett
Miss. Laurent
Danielle
Juliette
Larissa
Zoe
Alinah
Marisa
Jade
Jessica
падуб, holly, холли
And S.B AKA Sean Bodine
Songs used for episode
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Return Of The Supercycle: Alan Silvestri
Valse Moderne: Ren & Stimpy Soundtrack
Tom Foolery: Spongebob Squarepants Soundtrack
гитара Boogie Shuffle: The Virtues
A Drive In The Country: Bill Conti
Hit & Run: Ren & Stimpy Soundtrack
Flambee Montalbanaise: Gus Viseur Et Son Orchestre
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from July 20, 2016