The Strasburg Railroad was getting busy, but Lauren was nowhere to be seen.
Conductor: *Looking at all the passengers on the platform* Where is she?!
Steamtown, Scranton Pennsylvania.
Danielle & Sharon: *Being pushed by three GP40's*
NS 2212: Looks like we found someone after all.
Danielle: *Spits in the SW1500's face*
NS 2212: *Glares at Danielle* Vy govorite na moyem yazyke?
Danielle: I know a few words.
NS 2212: What about your friend?
Sharon: What does he want?
Danielle: He wants to know if Ты speak Russian.
Sharon: No.
NS 2212: Then congratulations, you're about to meet one of our best interrogators....
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