*spins around in chair*
Oh hello world. I didn't see Ты there.
My name is Erik.
With a K.
I'm a PonyBoy.
My Друзья call me Erik.
But Ты can call me Erik.
Well, my family calls me Erik. It's so embarrassing! I can't stand it!
My best friend on the other hand... heh... He calls me Eric. *laughs* Like, WHO DOES THAT?!
But my girlfriend, well... she... calls me Erik. It's kinda adorable, but also pretty stupid, ya know.
But the worst. Is my cat.
He calls me...
FREDERICK. FRANKLIN. McFRANK.
*starts getting emotional and tearing up*
I don't know why.... I think *sniffle* it's because *sniffle*
I GOT HIM THE WRONG CAT FOOD.
*sob*
I GOT HIM THE TUNA CAT FOOD. *sob* BUT HE WANTED. *sob*
THE стейк CAT FOOD!!!!!!
*sobs dramatically onto a chair*
*sniffle* Ты know... we used to be best buddies... But... *sniffle* now we're not.
We used to go bike riding all the time. And we would go swimming on Thursday evenings!
to be continued
Oh hello world. I didn't see Ты there.
My name is Erik.
With a K.
I'm a PonyBoy.
My Друзья call me Erik.
But Ты can call me Erik.
Well, my family calls me Erik. It's so embarrassing! I can't stand it!
My best friend on the other hand... heh... He calls me Eric. *laughs* Like, WHO DOES THAT?!
But my girlfriend, well... she... calls me Erik. It's kinda adorable, but also pretty stupid, ya know.
But the worst. Is my cat.
He calls me...
FREDERICK. FRANKLIN. McFRANK.
*starts getting emotional and tearing up*
I don't know why.... I think *sniffle* it's because *sniffle*
I GOT HIM THE WRONG CAT FOOD.
*sob*
I GOT HIM THE TUNA CAT FOOD. *sob* BUT HE WANTED. *sob*
THE стейк CAT FOOD!!!!!!
*sobs dramatically onto a chair*
*sniffle* Ты know... we used to be best buddies... But... *sniffle* now we're not.
We used to go bike riding all the time. And we would go swimming on Thursday evenings!
to be continued