Остров отчаянных героев Article: TDI- South Park Parody- Brownies

posted by HoldsteinSingh

TYLER
Yeah, whatever Ты fat bitch.

CHEF
WHAT DID Ты SAY?!

TYLER
I сказал(-а) I have a bad itch.

CHEF
Oh.

TYLER and TRENT sit down and the school bus moves on. TRENT
turns around one last time to look at his brother.

TRENT
OH MY GOD!!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - день

A group of VISITORS, with large heads and миндальный, миндаль shaped eyes,
surround Ike.

INT. - BUS

TRENT AND TYLER
VISITORS!

Scared, CODY pulls his капот, худ shut.

CODY
Mph mprmhpm bmarmphs!

TRENT
Ike!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - день

The visitors lead Ike to a large Космос craft hidden in the
trees.

INT. BUS

TRENT
STOP THE BUS!

TRENT runs to the front of the bus.

TRENT
CHEF, Ты have to stop this
bus!

CHEF
Do Ты want an office referral?!

TRENT
(SCARED)
No.

MS.CRABTREE
Then sit down!

TRENT
But I....

CHEF
AAHH!!!

TRENT
AAHHH!!!!!

CHEF & TRENT
AAHHHH!!!!!

TRENT runs to the back of the bus and hopelessly looks out
the back window again just in time to see the spaceship take
off.

TYLER
OWEN, are those the same Visitors
Ты saw?!

OWEN isn't looking. He still thinks this is all a big
joke.

OWEN
Shut up, Ты guys, it's not working.

TRENT
We have to do something!

TYLER
Well, we can't do anything for now.
That fat сука won't let us.

CHEF
WHAT DID Ты SAY?!

TYLER
I-I сказал(-а) that rabbits eat lettuce.

CHEF
Oh...
(Pause)
Well, yes, they certainly do.

CHEF turns the schoolbus violently and the children
go flying everywhere screaming.

TRENT
What am I going to do? My little
brother’s been abducted by aliens.

TYLER farts.

TRENT
Ты farted!

Both laugh

OWEN
Somebody's baking brownies

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Total Drama Awesomenes! Eposde 4! "Diseny Показать down!"

posted by BridgexJordan

Lindsay: why did Ты guys vote off Owen?
Rochelle: cause he made us lose!
Ray: he did?
Jordan: he was the last one up there!
Zoey: yeah he was!
Chris: were going to Orlando!
Annie: why?
Chris: Дисней world!
Zoey: yes!
Duncan: I hate diseny stuff!
Zoey: well like it cause were going there!

*Disney world*
Chris: Ok! Today I'm being nice and were not going to sing today!
Duncan: YES!!!!!!
Ray: So what's our challange today?
Rayven: Not again!
Ray: what?
Rayven: Last season Ты kept asking, *in a baby girl voice* What's our challange today?
Ray: I don't sound like that!
Jamie: So what is our challang today?
Chris:...

Total Drama Starz ep 3 fights and intense scenes

posted by hot-mess13

Brittney:were back on total drama starz and theres еще intense fights and riots this will be good to read and watch in this episode!
*theme song*
Avan:who the heck broke my phone!!!!!
Jar3d:and what if it was me?
(avan jumps on jar3d and punches him in the face)
Brittney:woah,woah,guys back off save your energy for todays challenge,on todays challenge were going on a little field trip,someplace.
kierra:oh great,i wonder what well do there.
zoey:maybe it's fun?
Alec:or suckish
kristen:where are we going,huh?
Brittney:you'll find out when we get there.
*few минуты later*
Brittney:get on the buses kiddies,it's...

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Total Drama Extreme rulez Ep 6 Backlash (aftermath)

posted by dxarmy423

*camera goes to studio*

Chris: Hi as Ты may see this is not our usual location and your probobly wonering why

Chris: well because this is no ordenary episode its the first of many Backlash episodes where we look back at the contestants that got sent Главная and the crazy events of the last episodes

Chris: So let me introduce to Ты the fallen contestants

Chris: Alejandro, Trent, Terra and Duncan

Chris: *looks around* wheres duncan

Intern: We dont know

Chris: well find him

Intern: ok *goes to find duncan*

*camera goes to the losers*

Chris: so here are exclusive interviews with the losers

*camera goes to...

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Total drama movies! Eposde 2! Part 1/3 what's going on the the rooms?

posted by Codyfan123

*Jordan, Jax, Avan's Room*
Jordan: Avan!!!!! are Ты done in there????
Jax: yeah i have to go bad!
Avan: Just a secound!
Jordan: Ты сказал(-а) that a hafe an час ago!
Avan: oh!
Jax: come on man!!!!!!!!!!!

*Gwen, Bridgette, Courtney's Room*
Bridgette: i don't think i will ever get this mud off!
Gwen: you've been washing it off all night!
Courntey: yeah!
Bridgette: i want to look good when Jordan sees me.
Gwen: I thought Ты liked Geoff.
Bridgette: When i steped off that bus it was Любовь at first site.
Gwen: wow!

*Trent,Jar3d,Geoff's Room*
Trent: What is that on the ground??
Geoff: a tourn pice of a song Bridgette...

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Total drama movies! Eposde 1! part 3/5! Teams

posted by Codyfan123

Chris: 0k! now we will pick the teams! The only people that can speek is the 2 capitons! Jordan and Jax!
Jordan: what me and jax are on diffent teams???
Chris: yes!
Jax: not fare!
Chris: yes fare! Ты were the first 2 that i got there Adtions from!
jax: man!
Chris: Jax Ты go first!
Jax: *sighs* *looks around the room and stops at gwen and zoey* ummmmmmmmmmmmm......... i gusse.............. i'll pick Zoey!
Jordan: Bridgette!
Jax: Gwen!
Jordan:aaaaaaaaaaa...... Ezekiel!
Jax: aaaaaaaaaaa...........
Zoey: *wispers in Jax's hear* Pick Duncan
Jax: DUNCAN?????????????
Chris: Duncan team 1!
Jax: what no!
Jordan:...

Duncan & Noemi... (Love/Hate Story) Duncan POV

posted by H3M1

Ugh ! This school is full of ghetto people ! I wanna go back to Gonzalez but they can't "put up with me " ! Everybody is talkin about this chick named Noemi ! Aperantly she is a legend here and they where saying that she moved to Gonzalez but anyway im not alone here Ты know i have my cuzin ! When the колокол, колокольчик, белл rang i had to enter the classroom the teacher was a dude named Mr.Martinez ! My cuzin is in a diffrent classroom Mrs.Manchas ! So i had to find some Друзья или alone..WHATEVER ! Ughh i always got in trouble with all the teachers for the Далее месяц !Then one of my Друзья in Gonzalez invited me to this of the hook party ! ....

What will happen at the party ? Find out in the Далее chapter of Любовь , Hate storyy !!

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Total Drama Survival Episode 1 (Part 3 of 3)

posted by danyzzz

Chris:Ok,if Ты do not get a carmal leaf,you must leave the Forest by going down to the path of shame and go down the waterfall of losers!First one goes to Jake. Jake:Alright! Chris: Далее 3 go to Penny,D.j,and Owen.Tyler,catch *Tyler gets hit in the head by his leaf* Chris:Ray and Gwen,heads up! * Chris throws leaves to them* Chris:The Далее 2 leaves go to Mizzy and Mack.Chris:Sam,and...Faith. Chris:Duncan & Rikki,one of Ты tonight are leaving,and it goes to... ...Duncan! Duncan:Yeah! Rikki:WHAT!? Chris:Chef,I need some help *Chef&Chris pull Rikki to the waterfall of losers* Rikki:NOT...

Total drama crazy!!!!!!!!! eposdoe 3! "Total drama Castle"

posted by 123Jordan

chris: wake up!
Jar3d: But it's 3:00 in the morning!
Chris: so?
Gabriella: where are we???
Chris: at hunted castle!
Sarah: *gulps*
Sam: So what's our chalange?
Chris: Ты have to stay in this hunted замок til sunwise.
Jordan: Come on guys it can't be hunted! *lighting strickes followed by thunder*
Cody: *gulps* yeah, but why is it only storming over the castle?
Jordan: chris probley mabe it that way.
Jar3d: plus, it's a big замок so it just could be a storm right over it.
Jordan: yeah!
Chris: Go in! team funny yuo go on the left side of the house, and team Болталка on the right!
Jordan: ok
Chris: oh and if...

Total drama EXTREME RULEZ Ep 1

posted by dxarmy423

Chris: Welcome to the newest, most destructive, addicting and action packed tv Показать yet TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!

Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!

Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!

Chris: the contestants-

geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro

Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!

Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE

Edge: thats right the first episode of this Показать is...

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Total Drama Island (2) "Laugh Out Loud"

posted by Mp4girl

“Good afternoon, campers!” The computerized voice rang out from the speakers. “You have your first challenge in five! Unpack and meet me up top!”
I shrugged and put on my bathing-suit, which I was instructed to do. Leshawna and Gwen, who were changing in the stalls beside me, seemed annoyed about this first challenge.
I quickly changed into my swimsuit, and just as I was about to put my silver-rhinestone flip-flops on, someone’s bra (Leshawna’s, I think; it was big and gigantic and frilly ... who else’s could it be?) flew under the stall door, towards me.

I was surprised, okay? Yes,...

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TOTAL DRAMA HIGHSCHOOL part 12

posted by CourtneyGirl

me: so from now on i am going to introduce every episode, thats all i have to say for right now, enjoy.

(bridgette is just wakeing up and gwen is still asleep)

Bridgette: *walks into the кухня to see courtney up awake and dressed* wo good morning sunshine, Ты already awake, what time is it?

Courtney: 6:00 so Ты need to go wake up gwen we only have an час till the bus comes to pick us up.

Bridgette: but my mom will go drop us off at school.

Courtney: hehe no parents, no car remember?

Bridgette: oh ya never mind lindsay moment. haha

Courtney: haha i will make Ты guys breakfast.

(the girls...

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TOTAL DRAMA HIGH SCHOOL part 2

posted by CourtneyGirl

me: we left off were duncan proswaded courtney into sciping class.

Courtney: sssssssoooooo are just walking arount или what, i could be studying for bioligy.....

Duncan: ok rember how we stoll Еда on TDI,well remeber that fealing if Ты want that Ты will have to wwate ok?

Courtney: okay then what are we going to then?

Duncan: we are going to playa prank on some teachers.

Courtney; NO NO NO NO NO NO, not teachers, Duncan i have to good of a record.

Duncan: they will never even know it is Ты and me. okay. I am going to put one of thoughs mini popcornbags into a microwave the smell of the popcorn...

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Любовь Hidden, Любовь Forbidden Ch.1: Любовь Hidden (CxT)

posted by tdafan121

Courtney and Trent. Aren't they perfect together?

(This begins somewhere between Izzy's 2nd elimination and After The Dock Of Shame and ends at TDDDDI. POV of Courtney.)
--------------------------------------------------
Izzy just got off the лодка after being eliminated for the секунда time and yet was still all smiles. That girl is nutso. I was swimming in the deeper end of the pool, thinking about Duncan as usual. When I came up for air, someone голубь in, splashing me. I didn't care, because I was already wet, but still kinda peeved. The person came up infront of me. It was Trent. Considering I could care less about that guy, I swam away....

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Finding my Father ;one shot

posted by TDI100

she looked out of the window to the real world.She felt a pang of pain inside her heart. she looked away she couldn't медведь it anymore. Watching all the normall children play and have fun. It hurt. She turned to page 26 in her greek mythology book and read silently. She didn't know why she bothered she was dislexek anywhy and A.D.H.D. meaning she couldn't read the story without the letters flying off the page so she just looked a the pictrues of nymphs and naids and felt a feeling of belonging inside of thoses pages. as she flicked through the book the happy feeling grew and grew inside her...

Paradise for the Invalid - The Beginning of the End

posted by Lolly4me2

[Creator] - Lolly4me2 [Yes, drawn by me]

"It's starting," Bridgette screamed from below the third floor. When an answer did not return, she angrily ran/stomped up the stairs to my room, and pushed open the door. There, she found me, sitting on the floor, isolated in thick knit blankets staring into a tiny Nintendo DS screen.
"Just one еще game, Mom..." I muttered.
"Sofie," Bridgette grabbed the DS from within my grasp and held it above my head. Even without it, my eyes didn't leave their position.
"Almost to the cave of enchantment, Mom..."
"You poor child." Bridgette sighed, taking my hand and dragging me step by step down the way she...

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The last зефир PART 1 OUT OF 3

posted by VioletSunset

Maybe Little Miss Emo,is having one of her hissy fits

"WAKE UP,KIDDIES"Chris screamed from his mega-phone.A loud thump came from the girls cabin."OW!!!!!"screamed the new girl Aydan.Aydan stumpled outside to where Chris was standing."You better have a good reason for waking me up at 7 in the morning!!"Aydan yelled in Chris's ear.This girl was Duncan's little sister.Her curly brown and blonde hair barley touched her shoulders. She originally wore a gray sweater and jeans,and she had 3 boys all-over her:Geoff,Harold and Noah."What's going on here"Courtney questioned as she walked out of the cabin."Maybe Little Miss Emo,is having one of her hissy...

Total drama Island New Generation intro

posted by dxarmy423

*total drama intro*

*camera on chris*

Chris: welcome to total drama island new generation

Chris: its where 8 total drama island pros team up with 8 total drama rookies to fight for 1 million dollars

Chris: here is chef

Chef: introducing the pros

Chef: the first pro is

*Theme Музыка plays*

Chris: "the bad boy" Duncan

Chris: and his rookie Jake

*theme Музыка plays*

Chris: The Далее team is Heather

Chris: and her rookie Christina

*theme Музыка plays*

Chris: introducing Harold

Chris: and his rookie Robert

*theme Музыка plays*

Chris: Далее up is Justin

Chris: and his rookie Alejandro

*theme Музыка plays*

Chris: Its gwen

Chris:...

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trent COMPLETE bio:(everything and anything about mah tdi man)

posted by KARIxTRENT

Trent is a casual musician who tends to get along with everyone. When Trent is not working on his music, he is seen working on Мотоциклы (though he never made it to the motocross challenge in That's Off the Chain!). His dream is to one день have his own motorcycle shop, although his father wishes for him to become an accountant, to which Trent is vehemently against. Overall, Trent treated nearly everyone fairly and equally, which made him a very likable competitor for the other campers. He was even seen able to get along with Chris at times. Throughout Total Drama Island, Trent is also known...

Dance Mania chpt 2

posted by VioletSunset

So,so what,I'm still a rockstar,I got my rock moves,and I don't need Ты played the music.As Heather flicked her leg up,the door opened.Heather squinted to make out who that person was.The girl's brown hair blown and she had a gray and white striped shirt.She also had оливковый, оливковое green stretchie pants and tanned skin.Heather walked up to her "Hi!I'm Heather"."Whatever"replied the other girl.Heather's face went straight.The tanned girl put her bag on the bench and turned off the music."This is my turn now,so beat it!"the tanned girl replied."If I don't??"Heather сказал(-а) with a harsh tone in her voice."Well" she began."I will have my lawyers sue you!!" .Heather stared at her with a icy glare "You can't sue me!!I was here first"She сказал(-а) standing up for herself.The other girl,Courtney sighed.She couldn't get Heather to break."Whatever"implied Courtney ."Its a dump anyways"she finished.Courtney walked out with attitude.Heather knew this girl was trouble, lots of trouble

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Ha. Ты Really Believe So? Ch. 1

posted by Mp4girl

I'd always had some hope inside me, hope that shined like the brightest star, because that was just me. Yuri Satomi. I knew there was hope; that little light at the end of the long tunnel that kept someone walking, that hand always pulling Ты up when Ты don't know what to do anymore?

Well. That hope, if there ever was some inside me, was gone. Forever gone.

I guess I should start from the very beginning, my story, when I had first met Duncan.

I pounded on the carpeted floor. I was eleven, and really, really annoyed. I sobbed, long and deep, my blonde streak falling into my tear-stained eyes....