Jenny: *pulls Sami to the dance floor*

Sebastian: bye, then.

Addison: Ethan! So great to see you!
Lila: ...Dylan.

Sami: *dances awkwardly*

Jenny: come on sami! I know you can dance better than that. Loosen up!

Ethan: hey Addison! *hugs her*

Dylan: Bit....I mean, Lila...

Marlene: well come on inside. I made dinner.

Sebastian: *cleaning table*

Addison: you look fantastic! *hugs back*
Lila: look. You don't like me, and I personally think you have the IQ of a squirrel, but, let's try to be civil, just for one night?

Dylan: fine. Whatever.

Ethan: and so do you. *looks at Rachel and hold her* Hey Rachel! It's uncle Ethan.

Rachel: *she smiles*

*they all walk inside the house*

Sami: I don't know this song.

Jenny: it really doesn't matter.

Sami: I KNOW THIS ONE, HOWEVER! *starts dancing normally*

Lila: *goes to Ethan* aww, who's this little girl?
Addison: *smiles*

Jenny: *starts dancing with sami*

Dylan: my daughter.

Lila: *laughs* oh.. You're serious?

Dylan: *nods*

Marlene: Dylan, could you move that box to the attic?

Dylan: okay mom. *picks up the box*

Marlene: and hurry up, *crosses her arm an looks at Addison* before your girlfriend here ends up drugging your drink again.

Dylan: Mom! You said you weren't gonna bring that up again!

Addison: I assure you, I have been the most responsible person in this family.

Sami: Whoo!

Dylan: yeah, you can trust her now.

*a picture falls out of the box Dylan was holding and made a huge crack on the picture frame*

Marlene: oh no! *picks it up*

Dylan: uh.... My bad? *looks at the picture* who is that?

Addison: *looks at the picture*

Sami: Oh no. Old friends. *hides in bathroom*

Jenny: *come back to the dance floor with drinks in her hand* sami, some guys bought us free drinks! *realizes sami's gone* Sami? Where are you? *looks for Sami* sami!

Marlene: oh, that reminds me! We should look at old picture.

*Everyone sits around on the couch, laughing and having a good time*

Marlene: and this was taken when Ethan was 13, Dylan 10, and Jessica 2.

Sami: *having anxiety attack in bathroom*

Lila: who's the girl?
Addison: *laughs* Dylan, you're like, "uhh what do I do with this?"

Jenny: *runs to sami in the bathroom* Sami! What's going on?

Dylan: she was so attached to me.

Ethan: you mean my older sister? She's-

Marlene: a Mistake!

Ethan: *sighs* mother, don't be like that. She just....got on the wrong track.

Marlene: I just don't get it! I sent her to the best schools, gave her all my love, advices, and help! Then she just turn her back on me! She runs off with some guy that doesn't gives two craps about her!

Dylan: I wonder what she's doing now.

Kim: *kicks the door open* what's up, Bitches!

Ethan and Dylan: speaking of the devil.

Kim: hey, hey, hey now! KimKim up in this MothaF**ka!

Marlene: we do not use that foul language her Kimberly! *crosses her arms*

Kim: Yo! Call me Kim. I ain't no Kimberly.
Marlene: it's what I named you!
Kim: Whatevs! *sits on the couch and kicks off her shoes*
Marlene: *looks with disbelief* this is not your house! Start treating it with respect!
Kim: Daaamn! Who put da stick far up yo booty?

Sami: People I don't wanna be with anymore are here. Flashbacks. Please don't let them hurt me

Jenny: I won't sami. I promise.

Sami: *stands and takes inhaler* I need my other one. Call Courtney, she has it. And 12-year-old me is rolling in her scene grave.

Addison: *covers Rachel's ears*
Lila: ...oh my....

Kim: who are them?

Jenny: *calls Courtney* please pick up, please pick up!

Addison: it's who are they. And I'm Addison. Dylan's girlfriend.
Lila: Lila Hollister. Ethan's girlfriend.

Kim: bitch! Who is you? My english teacher?

Ethan: *sighs* can we just eat now?

Addison: we have a 1 1/2 year old here!

Sami: *panicking*

Courtney: *answers* hello?

Sami: *grabs for phone*

Kim: whatever.

Marlene: *sets up plates of food for everyone* okay come on in here.

*everyone sits at the table, there's even a high chair for Rachel*

Addison: *puts Rachel in the high chair*

Sami: *digging nails into palm*

Jenny: Fuck it! *looks in her purse* I have an extra one! *gives it to sami*

Marlene: let's all hold hands and pray. If you two girls don't mind.

Lila: err...

Sami; *takes it*

Marlene: *crosses her arms* is there a problem?

Sami: Thank you so much.

Lila: I-I'm not Catholic...

Sami: *goes back to dance floor*

Elektra: *arrives at club* *looks fantastic*

Sami: Wow

Marlene: Christian, sweetheart.

Jenny: so...

Lila: yeah...

Sami: *shrug*

Elektra: hey!

Sami: Yo