"Episode 1:
Walk Like An Egyptian part 1:
Chris:
Welcome to season three of Total Drama! Right now, 17 contestants are on their way to begin their journey around the world.
(At that moment a bus pulled up and out stepped Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, and Heather)
Gwen: Another day, another season.
(Harold, Noah, and Cody, Noah wearing earplugs to avoid hearing Harold going on about his facts)
Noah:
Thank Ты earplugs. I never leave Главная without them.
(Inside the bus, Owen can be heard saying "I can't go out there" and DJ grabs him and brings him out himself)
DJ:
Nothing personal Owen. But this is the only way i can get Ты off the bus.
Walk Like An Egyptian part 1:
Chris:
Welcome to season three of Total Drama! Right now, 17 contestants are on their way to begin their journey around the world.
(At that moment a bus pulled up and out stepped Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, and Heather)
Gwen: Another day, another season.
(Harold, Noah, and Cody, Noah wearing earplugs to avoid hearing Harold going on about his facts)
Noah:
Thank Ты earplugs. I never leave Главная without them.
(Inside the bus, Owen can be heard saying "I can't go out there" and DJ grabs him and brings him out himself)
DJ:
Nothing personal Owen. But this is the only way i can get Ты off the bus.
Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!
Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the омар, омаров thermadore!
Gwen: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
Courtney: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Yes! Go on, DJ, your turn!
Tyler: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but Ты sure can catch a fish!
Izzy: рыба they're fine, you're right kind, to my partner, he's Irish. And if Ты want the Далее reel, he's all yours!
Sierra and Cody: Trying our best, Courtney, our arms are getting fried!
Gwen: Courtney, do Ты see?
Courtney: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
DJ: No, Ты can't catch me, with a sea shanty!
Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the омар, омаров thermadore!
Gwen: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
Courtney: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Yes! Go on, DJ, your turn!
Tyler: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but Ты sure can catch a fish!
Izzy: рыба they're fine, you're right kind, to my partner, he's Irish. And if Ты want the Далее reel, he's all yours!
Sierra and Cody: Trying our best, Courtney, our arms are getting fried!
Gwen: Courtney, do Ты see?
Courtney: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
DJ: No, Ты can't catch me, with a sea shanty!
Noah: Keep it down, so I can win the loot.
Owen: Try I will, but still got to fart. No Toot!
Heather: Shh! Toot on, but Ты still out of luck, Ты suck the лимон chuck
Gwen: Wait till you're voted off, for being such a lout
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves Ты out the plane
Alejandro: When Ты don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stop in you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies, and suddenly there's nothing I can do. Sorry, Harold.
Lindsay: Wait, somethings itching in my brain. Someone's back in the game. My former flame, and Tyler is your name. You're Tyler! Just the same old Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, back Ты came.
Tyler: Ты remember me? She rebembers me. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Owen: Try I will, but still got to fart. No Toot!
Heather: Shh! Toot on, but Ты still out of luck, Ты suck the лимон chuck
Gwen: Wait till you're voted off, for being such a lout
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves Ты out the plane
Alejandro: When Ты don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stop in you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies, and suddenly there's nothing I can do. Sorry, Harold.
Lindsay: Wait, somethings itching in my brain. Someone's back in the game. My former flame, and Tyler is your name. You're Tyler! Just the same old Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, back Ты came.
Tyler: Ты remember me? She rebembers me. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Bridgette: I'm sorry, so sorry.
Sorry like a цветок after the first frost.
And I'm sorry, like a рукавица that's been dropped and feels so lost.
Oops, I really messed up.
At least I 'fessed up!
Geoff: Ты didn't 'fess up, Ты got caught on national TV!
Harold: It's international, Geoff, Total Drama is seen all over the world!
Geoff: Ugh!
Bridgette: But I'm sorry, so sorry.
Sorry like a surfer who's busted her board!
And I'm sorry like the band when they play a wrong chord...
Oops, I really screwed up.
I felt some dude up!
Geoff: International TV, huh? In front of all my friends!
Bridgette: But, I'm sorry, so sorry!
Geoff, I really think Ты rule.
You're so cute that Ты make me drool!
And if Ты give me one еще chance...
I'll do my happy, happy dance!
Geoff: Ты are pretty cute when Ты dance... aw, no, no!
Bridgette: Geoff, you're the one for me.
And I'm so incredibly, wildly, madly, crazily...
Oh, so completely, infinitely, beyond...
Sorry.
Sorry like a цветок after the first frost.
And I'm sorry, like a рукавица that's been dropped and feels so lost.
Oops, I really messed up.
At least I 'fessed up!
Geoff: Ты didn't 'fess up, Ты got caught on national TV!
Harold: It's international, Geoff, Total Drama is seen all over the world!
Geoff: Ugh!
Bridgette: But I'm sorry, so sorry.
Sorry like a surfer who's busted her board!
And I'm sorry like the band when they play a wrong chord...
Oops, I really screwed up.
I felt some dude up!
Geoff: International TV, huh? In front of all my friends!
Bridgette: But, I'm sorry, so sorry!
Geoff, I really think Ты rule.
You're so cute that Ты make me drool!
And if Ты give me one еще chance...
I'll do my happy, happy dance!
Geoff: Ты are pretty cute when Ты dance... aw, no, no!
Bridgette: Geoff, you're the one for me.
And I'm so incredibly, wildly, madly, crazily...
Oh, so completely, infinitely, beyond...
Sorry.
Noah: Keep it down, so I can win the loot!
Owen: Try, I will. But I still got to fart. No, toot!
Noah, Heather: Shhhh!
Heather: Toot on, but your still out of luck. Ты suck the лимон chuck.
Gwen: Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves Ты out the plane!
Alejandro: When Ты don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, there's Бабочки and suddenly there's nothing I can't do. Sorry, Harold
Lindsay: Wait, something's itching in my brain! Someone's back in the game! My former flame! And Tyler's your name! You're Tyler just the same! Oh, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler back Ты came.
Tyler: Ты remember me? She remembers me! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!
Owen: Try, I will. But I still got to fart. No, toot!
Noah, Heather: Shhhh!
Heather: Toot on, but your still out of luck. Ты suck the лимон chuck.
Gwen: Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves Ты out the plane!
Alejandro: When Ты don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, there's Бабочки and suddenly there's nothing I can't do. Sorry, Harold
Lindsay: Wait, something's itching in my brain! Someone's back in the game! My former flame! And Tyler's your name! You're Tyler just the same! Oh, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler back Ты came.
Tyler: Ты remember me? She remembers me! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!
*Lindsays diary inte part 2*
AGAIN it's about Tyler I was at the Mall and Tyler was in the sprots section in the mall and I just HAD to go in there so I did but then I got kicked out apparently Ты can't buy a CUTE pair of yoga pants for free and then tyler came to my rescue and сказал(-а) "Are Ты ok???" and I сказал(-а) "No but now that you're hear I am" then he asked me out on a дата and I сказал(-а) yes and Tommoroww I'm going on a дата with Tay.....TYLER! And now I'm so Sidekicked I mean Siked about my дата with him
~ From Lindsay (I think)
How do Ты think Lindsays дата w/ Tyler is gonna go Find out in part 3 :3 :P c:
AGAIN it's about Tyler I was at the Mall and Tyler was in the sprots section in the mall and I just HAD to go in there so I did but then I got kicked out apparently Ты can't buy a CUTE pair of yoga pants for free and then tyler came to my rescue and сказал(-а) "Are Ты ok???" and I сказал(-а) "No but now that you're hear I am" then he asked me out on a дата and I сказал(-а) yes and Tommoroww I'm going on a дата with Tay.....TYLER! And now I'm so Sidekicked I mean Siked about my дата with him
~ From Lindsay (I think)
How do Ты think Lindsays дата w/ Tyler is gonna go Find out in part 3 :3 :P c:
Duncan and Gwen's bonding had to ruin Trent and Total Drama.
LYRICS:
Courtney: Boyfriend Hurters (Duncan and Gwen)! I thought y'all are Trent's Друзья and now both of y'all hurt him like a bunch of monsters from Gremlins!
Alejandro: Boyfriend Hurters! You've hurted Court's boyfriend Trent!
Courtney: Both of y'all are gonna pay! If it's the last thing I do!
Alejandro: That's right!
Courtney: That's right!
Courtney: Both of y'all ruined Total Drama litterly!
Alejandro: And both of y'all treated Trent like a victim to Gwen's love.
Trent: Yeah, Gwen had to hurt me very badly.
Alejandro, Courtney: Boyfriend Hurters!
Courtney: Ты know what, Duncan and Gwen? I'm not your friend anymore! Ты know why? Ты guys are bunch of mean, manipulative, abusive traitors!
Alejandro, Courtney: Both of Ты are gonna pay!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I do. (Spoken) Both of Ты will pay for what Ты did to Trent in TDA.
Alejandro: No need to get crazy. It's lovin' time at last.
Cody, Noah, Tyler, DJ, Alejandro: Ты don't want to eat us up.
Owen: We're mostly full of gas. No, no!
Gwen, Courtney, Heather: It's mating time for scarabs.
LeShawna: So, what'cha waiting on?
Izzy: Just ignore us humans!
Cody: Ooooo.
All except Bridgette and Ezekiel: And make out till the break of dawn.
Alejandro and Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarab mating season.
Cody: It's lovin' time
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarabs, get busy now...
Harold: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All: Scarab mating season.
Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All but Ezekiel: Scarab mating season.
Ezekiel: Seasonal, eh! What, no, wait!
Cody, Noah, Tyler, DJ, Alejandro: Ты don't want to eat us up.
Owen: We're mostly full of gas. No, no!
Gwen, Courtney, Heather: It's mating time for scarabs.
LeShawna: So, what'cha waiting on?
Izzy: Just ignore us humans!
Cody: Ooooo.
All except Bridgette and Ezekiel: And make out till the break of dawn.
Alejandro and Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarab mating season.
Cody: It's lovin' time
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarabs, get busy now...
Harold: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All: Scarab mating season.
Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All but Ezekiel: Scarab mating season.
Ezekiel: Seasonal, eh! What, no, wait!
Courtney: What’s not to Любовь about New York City?
The taxis honk out a New York ditty
The crime is high, the pigeons fly
What’s not to Любовь about New York?
Owen: The lights are brighter
The fun is funner
The bagels are bageler
And the bums are bummer
The dirt and grime make every alley shine
What’s not to Любовь about New York?
…Oops?
Lindsay: The stores and the fashion
Big shows where stars passion
It’s crazy, as the city never sleeps!
DJ: DANCE BREAK!
Lindsay: For the Любовь of dance, STOP!
Courtney/Owen/Lindsay: Subway trains and the hustle-bustle
Cappuccinos while the mobsters tussle
Owen: And кренделек, крендель stands for all us кренделек, крендель fans!
What’s not to love…?
Courtney/Owen: What’s not to love…?
Courtney/Owen/Lindsay: What’s not to Любовь about New York?!
(All lyrics were obtained by myself after listening to the songs for so long)
The taxis honk out a New York ditty
The crime is high, the pigeons fly
What’s not to Любовь about New York?
Owen: The lights are brighter
The fun is funner
The bagels are bageler
And the bums are bummer
The dirt and grime make every alley shine
What’s not to Любовь about New York?
…Oops?
Lindsay: The stores and the fashion
Big shows where stars passion
It’s crazy, as the city never sleeps!
DJ: DANCE BREAK!
Lindsay: For the Любовь of dance, STOP!
Courtney/Owen/Lindsay: Subway trains and the hustle-bustle
Cappuccinos while the mobsters tussle
Owen: And кренделек, крендель stands for all us кренделек, крендель fans!
What’s not to love…?
Courtney/Owen: What’s not to love…?
Courtney/Owen/Lindsay: What’s not to Любовь about New York?!
(All lyrics were obtained by myself after listening to the songs for so long)
