The Am-AH-Zon Race

Chris: Goood morniing!

Heather: What? Who? Where? Nooo!

Alejandro: I feel like I was reborn...

Gwen: ...Where are we?

Duncan: All I know is that we're in the middle of no-where again...

Gwen: *roles eyes* ... Okay, so who's missing... Noah, Duncan, Bridgette, Geoff, Cody, Sierra, Alejandro, LeShawna.. Heather??

Heather: Why are Ты all, like, looking at me! I didn't wanna die! That's all!

Noah: Ten people aliveon a deserted island.. great!

Chris: Uh... Someone forgot me here?

Noah: And you, M************ A******! Why wont Ты Показать your F****** face already?!

Chris: Ohh, nastey.. Hehehh, cause I'm not...

dont we all Любовь our hottie evil villain in this third season?
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Basic stuff about Alejandro:
Alejandro
Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot

Gender: Male
Hair color :Brown
Eye color: лайм, известь Green
Episode Eliminated TDWT: Hawaiian Punch
Place TDWT: 2nd (In Australia)
Relationship Heather, Courtney (One sided, on her part)
Family Father, Mother, Julio (uncle), Carlos, José (brothers)
Friends Courtney, Lindsay, Tyler
Enemies Everybody (except friends)



Facts about Alejandro:)

Alejandro was willing to let Owen be eaten by giant bugs, making him the секунда contestant to purposely endanger another...

-after two hours-

Gwen: *wakes up.. slowly turns around and sees a white room with doctors... suddenly she sees Duncan,quickly stands up, goes to his постель, кровати and tries to wake him up* Duncan! Baby, don't do this to me! Duncan!! Duncan, wake up!...

Duncan: *opens his eyes* Ah.. Uh.. Aaaah!!! Leave me alone! who are you?!? Aaaah!!!

Courtney: *comes in the room* Duncan! Ah!!! Babe, you're awake!!

Duncan:*runs through the halls* Get off me!! who are Ты people?!?

Courtney: *runs after him* Dunkie! Sweetheart,stop!! It's me,Courtney! The Любовь of your life!!!

Duncan: Aaaah!! I swore I'll never marry a doctor!!!...

"What're Ты staring at?" I snapped at the latino standing infront of me in the lunch line.

"You" he replied whilst smirking.

"Argh. Leave me alone!" I threw my hands in the air, and walked off towards the таблица of my friends.

"So, anything else he's tried?" Courtney asked, smirking.

"Nope, just staring at me again. I don't get it. Why doesn't he just go bug someone like Bridgette или Lindsay?" I exasperated.

"Hey!" Bridgette whined, "I'm with Geoff"

"Oh, sorry" I apologised, my gaze drooping guiltily.

"It's ok" she smiled.

"Hey ladies," Duncan greeted, "Princess"

"Go away, ogre" Courtney hissed.

"No...

Dedicated to the stupidest person on earth :]


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*ringing phone*

Duncan: Mh.. I think It's mine..

Gwen: No, It's mine.. Hello.

Izzyfan909: Ты bitch, not, stupid, Duncan let Courtney be with!! Shut up!!

Gwen: Uh, excuse me?!

Izzyfan909: Not I excuse! Ты excuse!!!

Gwen: Uh.. *closes*

Duncan: Who was it?

Gwen: Somekinda girl that talks on a very strange english...

*Shrek's scene :D*

Duncan: Hah.. Probably a part of Courtney's ridiculous games.. Now where were we?..

Courtney: Duncan.

Duncan: *drops her* Ah...

Chris: Time for a song!!

Gwen: WE gotta sing even though TDWT enden?!? This sucks!

Duncan: Hey! Don't...

Biography

Duncan comes from a long line of cops. His dad is a cop. His mom is a cop. His uncle, aunt, grandma and cousins are cops. Like them, Duncan spends lots of time in police stations. The trouble is, Duncan feels еще comfortable on the 'opposite side of the law,' so his police station visits usually include a jail cell and a parole officer. Duncan's been getting into trouble since he could get his hands on anything that wasn't his. He bounced from school to school, racking up suspensions and expulsions -- and this was all pre-kindergarten! Yeah, Duncan is one tough costumer. He also has...

Chris: alright um who u guys *points to the 10 people*
Sweet:were the monster 4 band duh
*the Пение note comes up*
Meat:u f***ing kidding me right
Heather:no he serious so sing *she claps her hands*
Meat:yo whats up people im meat and im the head singer
Kusher:im on бас, бас-гитара drums
Bones: im on guitar
Noah:im with Кости im the секунда гитара player
sinto:im the manger
candy:im with kusher бас, бас-гитара drums u heard
cebella:maracas girl here
Sweet:im on tambourine
sugar:im the dancer
Kenya:im the mistress and here we go kusher give us a beat
Meat:*starts to sing* im with the total drama guys they here to make millions...

Owen:It's creepy how they stand there,and don't even blink!
I don't wanna see his bum,naked and pink

Noah:Hey buddy,
can we bribe you,
to strip yourself down?

Owen:Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Fish?

Noah:Don't kill him,Clown!

Courtney:No way,I can't strip him,Duncan will Freak!

Heather:And I'm allergic to uniform

Gwen:Okay,that just weak

Sierra:I made a vow that Cody's the only man for me

Gwen:Okay,so then I have to do it,uh,Hello?Injury!? Ow!

Courtney:If we're gonna find the clue...

Heather:There's only thing to do!

Sierra:Force someone to strip him down!

Courtney,Heather,Sierra:And,sorry, Gwen it's you

Gwen:Ow!...