1. Change your mind 1000 times a day

2. Wear the ugliest clothes you've got when around her

3.Put on an ugly outfit and ask her if she saw it coming

4. Tell that if she was and shorter, she would be a midget

5. Take her credit cards and hold em' up high (tell her to jump for them :P)

6. Plan a party and don't invite Alice xD

7. Take her Porche and tell her Edward did it :D

8. Think of giving her the most prettiest dress ever and then change your mind to giving her a paper bag

I WAS BORED PPL