what do Ты think of my 5 ways to annoy jasper hale?
okay some might be mean but for
the record i Любовь jasper/alice.
1 tell him alice wants a divorce
2 spray red paint all over his/alice's bedroom and tape his reaction.
3 wave your hand infront of his face and say all that blood must be going to his head
4 tell him Ты like edward better 'cause his too emo
5 tell him he seems too be the depressed cullen/hale.