“You and Billy gossip like old women.” -Bella, Eclipse.
“Penguins. Lovely.” -Edward, Eclipse
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward, Eclipse
"Next time Ты want to hit me, use a baseball bat или a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight
"Did Ты seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." -Jacob, Eclipse
"How strongly opposed are Ты to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon
"Oh! I get it! Ты Любовь me!"
-Bella, New Moon.
"I prefer brunettes.”
—Edward Cullen
“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much еще fun with Ты around.” -Emmett Cullen
“Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.”
—Angela Weber
“This hostage stuff is fun.”
—Alice Cullen
"Would Ты please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
-Edward
“Fall down again, Bella?” —Emmett Cullen
“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” —Bella Swan
"I hear voices in my mind and Ты worried that you're the freak."-Edward
"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." -Bella
"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray." -Alice
"Don't worry...I'll protect you." –Edward
"Go fetch a Космос heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"
-Jacob
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen
"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
-Alice Cullen
"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
-Bella Swan
"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
-Bella Swan
Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
Bella: "No Emmet, I punched a wear волк in the face."
"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
-Bella Swan
"Stupid unreliable vampire!"
-Bella
“Which is tempting Ты more, me или my body?”
-Bella
"Do Ты have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan
“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black
“Penguins. Lovely.” -Edward, Eclipse
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward, Eclipse
"Next time Ты want to hit me, use a baseball bat или a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight
"Did Ты seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." -Jacob, Eclipse
"How strongly opposed are Ты to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon
"Oh! I get it! Ты Любовь me!"
-Bella, New Moon.
"I prefer brunettes.”
—Edward Cullen
“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much еще fun with Ты around.” -Emmett Cullen
“Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.”
—Angela Weber
“This hostage stuff is fun.”
—Alice Cullen
"Would Ты please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
-Edward
“Fall down again, Bella?” —Emmett Cullen
“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” —Bella Swan
"I hear voices in my mind and Ты worried that you're the freak."-Edward
"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." -Bella
"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray." -Alice
"Don't worry...I'll protect you." –Edward
"Go fetch a Космос heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"
-Jacob
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen
"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
-Alice Cullen
"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
-Bella Swan
"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
-Bella Swan
Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
Bella: "No Emmet, I punched a wear волк in the face."
"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
-Bella Swan
"Stupid unreliable vampire!"
-Bella
“Which is tempting Ты more, me или my body?”
-Bella
"Do Ты have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan
“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black
вверх Ten Reasons to Be Team Switzerland-
1. Got a need for speed? They are both fast!
2. Ты can hunt wild game with Edward and play wild games with Jake.
3. Ты can go wherever Ты want when Ты дата both: Forks and Quileute territory.
4. Ты can take Edward Главная to meet your parents and have fun with Jacob on the side.
5. Ты can be reckless with Jacob and Edward will make sure that you're safe.
6. Because Ты shouldn't have to choose between a Greek god look~alike and a hot, half naked guy.
7. Jacob can fix your car and Edward can buy a new one if Jacob can't fix it.
8. Because sometimes Ты need an air conditioner, and sometimes Ты need a Космос heater.
9. Who says Ты can't have the best of both worlds? They're both drop dead gorgeous.
10. Because Ты refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
Here's a Список of things hottie werewolf Jacob Black would't EVER say:
*Edward, since me and Ты are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the Любовь of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I Любовь Edward Cullen!!!
If Ты have any еще ideas, post 'em on the Комментарии board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One еще thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Edward, since me and Ты are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the Любовь of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I Любовь Edward Cullen!!!
If Ты have any еще ideas, post 'em on the Комментарии board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One еще thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!