My awesome 'other':

Edward Ты are delicious,
I bet you'd be nutritious,
I reckon you'd be good to eat,
Quite juicy and quite sweet.

Tastier than any Шоколад cake,
With hunger, my belly aches,
In a totally non sexual way.

Ha ha ha ha don't take this seriously guys. I'm not weird, honest. But Edward would be good to eat. Not that I would know... Nothing rhymes with delicious, Ты know... Except nutritious... So anyways, that's my latest bout of weirdness, I hope I've met my quota for the day.