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CHAPTER THREE- My Family
So that’s my story… are Ты in tears yet? Well, it’s the saddest story in my family. Yes, family. You’ve probably gathered that Emmett isn’t my biological brother but Carlisle turned him so I think of Emmett as my big brother. And there’s my other brother Jasper. Carlisle didn’t turn him, but Carlisle found him as a newborn vampire and he lives with us. Carlisle never talks about how he was turned, but Emmett at age 18, was being mauled by a медведь when Carlisle saved him, and Jasper, 19, was turned by three girls who used him to train newborns. And that’s my family. Sure, we aren’t a normal family. Every fortnight, on the 2nd and 4th Saturdays of the month, we all go hunting in the forest for deer and when we’re mad at each other, we turn into bats and hang around the neighborhood (pardon the pun), but my life has been so exciting and alive since Carlisle saved me. As I mentioned earlier, we are all abnormally smart for humans, and very musical because we can sleep if we stay in the sun too much but when we don’t we learn how to do things. I, personally, Любовь playing the piano, and guitar. Each night, I try to learn something new, but it’s quite difficult for me because I go out in the sun a lot. The guys don’t but I Любовь the feeling of the sun on my skin, and even though we don’t burn, I can feel the sizzle and I Любовь it. And I’m the only girl in my family so going shopping was never a big thing for me.. and neither has getting dressed up. Jeans and tees are the only thing for me. Growing up with boys (well, not really growing up, but getting older) does make me a bit еще manly than other female vampires, but in our family we live life to the fullest. Believe me, we have met tons of Вампиры who never leave their houses and never go out in the sun and sleep in coffins. Honestly, what is the point of being immortal if Ты deny yourself the simple pleasures in life? But all together, my family is the best. With my speed and telekinesis, Emmett’s strength and telepathy, Carlisle’s restraint on human blood and Jasper being able to feel and control emotions, we are invincible and unbeatable. The indestructible Cullens. That was until we met the Hales.
CHAPTER THREE- My Family
So that’s my story… are Ты in tears yet? Well, it’s the saddest story in my family. Yes, family. You’ve probably gathered that Emmett isn’t my biological brother but Carlisle turned him so I think of Emmett as my big brother. And there’s my other brother Jasper. Carlisle didn’t turn him, but Carlisle found him as a newborn vampire and he lives with us. Carlisle never talks about how he was turned, but Emmett at age 18, was being mauled by a медведь when Carlisle saved him, and Jasper, 19, was turned by three girls who used him to train newborns. And that’s my family. Sure, we aren’t a normal family. Every fortnight, on the 2nd and 4th Saturdays of the month, we all go hunting in the forest for deer and when we’re mad at each other, we turn into bats and hang around the neighborhood (pardon the pun), but my life has been so exciting and alive since Carlisle saved me. As I mentioned earlier, we are all abnormally smart for humans, and very musical because we can sleep if we stay in the sun too much but when we don’t we learn how to do things. I, personally, Любовь playing the piano, and guitar. Each night, I try to learn something new, but it’s quite difficult for me because I go out in the sun a lot. The guys don’t but I Любовь the feeling of the sun on my skin, and even though we don’t burn, I can feel the sizzle and I Любовь it. And I’m the only girl in my family so going shopping was never a big thing for me.. and neither has getting dressed up. Jeans and tees are the only thing for me. Growing up with boys (well, not really growing up, but getting older) does make me a bit еще manly than other female vampires, but in our family we live life to the fullest. Believe me, we have met tons of Вампиры who never leave their houses and never go out in the sun and sleep in coffins. Honestly, what is the point of being immortal if Ты deny yourself the simple pleasures in life? But all together, my family is the best. With my speed and telekinesis, Emmett’s strength and telepathy, Carlisle’s restraint on human blood and Jasper being able to feel and control emotions, we are invincible and unbeatable. The indestructible Cullens. That was until we met the Hales.
10. Tell him only to address Ты in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have еще fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Любовь thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the стол письменный, стол in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy или McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have еще fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Любовь thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the стол письменный, стол in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy или McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
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