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* Can I just say before Ты read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between Вампиры and Волколаки is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can Ты have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy медведь ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all Любовь a Космос heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer сказал(-а) that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think Ты know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in Книги are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the Волки to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what Ты are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
Ты think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in Любовь with a 110 год old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward или Team Jacob... или Team Gimme Both?
Переместить over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten by _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to постель, кровати early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the Книги but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the Фильмы ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN Ты can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When Ты taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to Kiss me I wouldn’t перфоратор, удар, пунш him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On секунда thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on Ты then he’ll outlive you. Which is why Ты get Edward to fall in Любовь with Ты and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole Дебаты about who’s hotter, Edward или Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, Вампиры are cold and Волколаки are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer сказал(-а) it herself ;)
Hope Ты enjoyed them ;) They'll be еще to come I assure you!
If Ты haven't read the first ones I Опубликовано then go onto my Статьи and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and Комментарий if Ты liked ;)
Thank Ты so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
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10. Tell him only to address Ты in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have еще fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Любовь thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the стол письменный, стол in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy или McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have еще fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Любовь thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the стол письменный, стол in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy или McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
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