10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address Ты in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have еще fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Любовь thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the стол письменный, стол in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy или McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address Ты in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have еще fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Любовь thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the стол письменный, стол in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy или McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
ok so this is my first stoy so please Комментарий and tell me if Ты want me to continue and if Ты have any ideas it would help.plz.=D
(bellas pov)
I was studying for the dartmouth finals when edward walked in and through my book across the room.the Далее thing i knew he was on вверх of me.you study to much he whispered in my ear his lips traced along my jaw and back up to my lips.then there was a knock on the door.go away alice!edward сказал(-а) angry.i pushed edward off me and sliped into my defenive crouch. its ok bella its just alice.no its not i сказал(-а) through my teeth then the door slamed down.a girl walked in and edward started screaming so i put my sheild around him and he stoped. who are Ты and what do Ты want!?!i asked hard.my name is жасмин im from olimpia.then i relaxed my crouch because i knew of olimpia.jasmine smiled your from olimpia to right.i nodded im a telapath just like you,am i correct.yes i сказал(-а) guilty.edwards eyes were confused and in shock.
(bellas pov)
I was studying for the dartmouth finals when edward walked in and through my book across the room.the Далее thing i knew he was on вверх of me.you study to much he whispered in my ear his lips traced along my jaw and back up to my lips.then there was a knock on the door.go away alice!edward сказал(-а) angry.i pushed edward off me and sliped into my defenive crouch. its ok bella its just alice.no its not i сказал(-а) through my teeth then the door slamed down.a girl walked in and edward started screaming so i put my sheild around him and he stoped. who are Ты and what do Ты want!?!i asked hard.my name is жасмин im from olimpia.then i relaxed my crouch because i knew of olimpia.jasmine smiled your from olimpia to right.i nodded im a telapath just like you,am i correct.yes i сказал(-а) guilty.edwards eyes were confused and in shock.